It's a two and a half men show! No, Morgan does not go all Charlie Sheen on us in this episode. John is AWOL for part of this technological disaster of a show. To help out, Dan from The Cannon joins us to give us his assessment of the CBJ 5 games into the 2013-14 campaign. Joe and Morgan take on the second segment in tandom and introduce a refined CBJ Magic 8 ball and get a couple unexpected surprises. John joins the rest of the second segment to bring closure to the great DKM burrito debate. And in the thirs segment, the boys announce the winner of the DKM Contest Contest Winner and release their fourth parody song, "If you like Boomer the Cannon." Joe and Morgan CANNOT SING. You have been warned.