Episode 3: Bye, Bye Bobby...
Release Date: 11/18/2015
Hey look Alli is back and she is everyone’s favorite. Bobby Jindal is quitting the Presidential race so we stoop so low as to do a “Breaking News” sound effect. But it’s okay because Alli sings a song. It’s not Bobby’s time. When was Bobby’s time anyway? Get ready for the Bobby Jindal Legacy Mystery Tour. We try to figure out what went wrong with Bobby and decide it’s because he’s a nerd but not in a fun way. Also he is phony and just generally not good.
Oh but uh oh now we have to go get a new governor. Can John Bel Edwards win and how badly will he suck? Is David Vitter a “dork” or an “asshole”? Alli officially endorses John Bel. Syrian refugees sort of become a campaign issue. NOLA.com runs a Q&A on the topic.
Jeff promised to put more refugee links in the show notes. Here are two.
A very shouty debate happened this week. How many “goofy” governors have there been? David Vitter wants us to ride around in purple party buses or something.
Some… um… experimental bumper music happens.
In sports, we… well we had to do a second take because the first time we left the reverb on. Alli really wants to talk about Notre Dame but we have trouble getting excited about that. Otherwise, we’re very sad about the Saints. We’re sad about Rob Ryan. There are sad ways to watch sad football such as from airplanes and The Orient. We’re sad about many things because sports are sad nowadays.
Sean Payton trolled the press because Larry Holder wrote this and Nick Underhill wrote this. Saints defensive coordinators are ritually fattened and harvested. Sean Payton is a dick and Rob Ryan is a great man who will be missed. We rank New Orleans sports mascots.
New segment! “Are you not entertained?” Varg sees Pucifer at the Saenger, Neid Degrasse Tyson also at the Saenger, and James McMurtry at One Eyed Jack’s. Alli tours the various subway systems of Japan and Singapore. Jeff visits the emergency room.
The Recipe Minute is back and longer than ever. The Jivewire also is back.
This was a good show. Thanks for downloading and listening.