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Sleep to Strange (Archives Only)

Release Date: 01/19/2016

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Sleep to Strange (Archives Only)

If you are sleeping on a grade or in a bed you should sleep through the forced politeness and adult acne in this episode. Support the show at Patreon

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Sleep to Strange (Archives Only)

As you sink into you pillow the nuns will offer long winded thoughts.  Explanations of Scooter's third or second class status will carry on like a soft senseless breeze that goes on and on while you rest. Rest well. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support the show at Patreon 

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My metaphors will be listing like a ship. Then Nana will ask the questions I'm afraid to ask, like "Who do you think you are?" and "Why would you do this?" so settle in and get ready to drift off while I heap on the nonsense. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support the show at Patreon 

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Your dreams will be plucked but still avoid the somatic string puller. Then the Nuns will get faux drunk while Scooter lays in wait for an asteroid thief. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support the show at Patreon   

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Did you ever have to parent an egg or bag of flour for health class? Well our nuns get to do that on a galactic level, while Scoots hums on some. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support the show at Patreon   

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We will rejoin the Nuns in space on a mission to get a planet to don’t fear the weavers. There will be plenty of talking a repetitive action while you sleep into sleep. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support the show at Patreon 

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Dream of a ride on a gumdrop horse as I deal with a pesky table. Mild birthday surprises are in store for everyone as I fixate on my deposit.   Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support the show at Patreon   

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Solid, liquid and plasma come together in the most sleepy of ways on tonight’s show. My lulls will be as soft as the touch of Lurleen the foot rubber, who is licensed and bonded. Tonight’s it is time for Scoot’s haircut which gets doubly awkward when a transcript crosses into another dimension and brings back Tesla on a lightning bug. All the action will be as dull as mall that sleeps. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support...

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Your thoughts and worries and a crew of nuns will be launched into deep space. Tonight, daydreams will be a place of problem-solving. Also Scooter will do a public self-soothing. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support the show at Patreon   

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As you listen to the umami of podcasts, I’ll be tasting the sweet victory of awards based on overuse of trove. With diamonds on my butt I’ll dream of a “Three Neils Tour”. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @  If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me [email protected] Support the show at Patreon 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter