The Hunker Downcast
It's been a while since the last Hunkerdown episode. (Jeff never figured out how to do the remote recording during the pandemic.) We may yet get the band back together eventually. But for now, here is where you'll find us keeping the brand out there... to borrow a phrase from Ray Nagin. It's Catch Basin Cinema, our first spin-off series! Jeff and Varg are down in the culverts and gutters in search of the New Orleans shot or set film with the most #standing. Our first movie, 1993's Hard Target staring Jean Claude Van Damme, is definitely not it, though. Anyway, just getting started so...
info_outline Episode 58: From the TerraceThe Hunker Downcast
Happy New Year and welcome from distant future. Yes, the 2020s will, in fact, include podcasting. We're very sorry. There was nothing we could do. We spend a few minutes catching up with LaToya's New Orleans in the new decade before launching into an extended discussion of the latest Democratic Primary debate and the stakes of the 2020 election. It's probably the most Bernie Bro #content we've put into one episode so far. Later we sort out the Odell Beckham situation and celebrate the LSU national championship win before getting in a few parting shots about the way the Saints...
info_outline Election Special 2019The Hunker Downcast
On Election Day Eve, Jeff and Lance take some time to familiarize themselves with the candidates, issues, and unusual names or nicknames so vital to the future of Louisiana. Make sure you get out and vote against as many of these candidates as possible. If, for some reason you enjoy our show, share, like, rate, tell your friends, or whatever. Thanks for listening.
info_outline Saints 2019: How I learned to stop worrying and No Longer ExistThe Hunker Downcast
Jeff and Varg sneak off to the Deurty Boys gallery to record this freebird episode sort of previewing the 2019 New Orleans Saints. Because of the events of this week, that means we have to start with thirty minutes of Drew Brees, Focus On The Family, and #CancelCulture. That's followed by the obligatory Dan Arnold Update and then a brief look at the roster before we try and puzzle out the schedule for a while. Finally, in order to evoke anxieties over the dubious future of football, by former almost Saints receiver Rishard Matthews. If for some reason you enjoy our show, share, like, rate,...
info_outline Episode 57: Summer Of SorrowThe Hunker Downcast
Hey we're back! oh no... wait... turns out Jeff pulled a severe Dan Arnold on the audio despite what he thought was a very thorough sound check and the result is the garbled mess he's been trying to fix for two weeks now. We're afraid this is about as good as it's going to get. Which is to say not good at all. Sorry. But maybe there's something in here worth sticking it out for anyway. Some of the barely audible topics covered as we tried to catch up from summer hiatus were: - How do beveridges work? - Let's explain some GIFs - Summer of Sorrow - Barry and associated flooding -...
info_outline Episode 56: Dog farts! Also Mardi Gras stuff feat. DorisThe Hunker Downcast
Finally! It's our Mardi Gras re-cap episode. Only we're uploading it two weeks late because things happened. Also we don't get through all of Mardi Gras because it was late when we recorded this. Also please enjoy the guest appearance by Varg's 15 year old dog Doris. She has a lot to contribute. Anyway we're back.. basically. If you enjoy our show, share, like, rate, tell your friends, or whatever. Thanks for listening.
info_outline Episode 55: Sitting vigil over the hot spotsThe Hunker Downcast
It is Mardi Gras time again and rather than wait for our traditional 10 hour recap episode to dump it all on you at once, we decided to try and get out in front of the chaos before it compounds. And so here is a quick hour and a half on the early season doings. Such doings are as follows. The Downman Mansion, , has burned to the ground. Some of us had a close-up view of the .. uh… calamity. Also it has something to do with Bernie Sanders, probably. Doug MacCash has some ideas about Does he actually believe his own bullshit? Or is he just trolling for clicks? Sound...
info_outline Sports special! Stupor Bowl V MemoriesThe Hunker Downcast
A special minisode featuring field reports from Stupor Bowl V which may or may not have been the final appearance of the legendary Vibrio Vulnificus Football Club. Also some brief commentary on New Orleans's Day Of Many Super Bowl Boycotts. If you enjoy our show, share, like, rate, tell your friends, or whatever. Thanks for listening.
info_outline Episode 54: Refs are copsThe Hunker Downcast
Folks! The Saints game. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Well it is bad. People are not happy. Nevertheless we are here to feel all the feelings with you so that… well… that is something anyway. And we are feeling ALL the feelings not only of this game but of the whole Sean Payton era as we go on a deep dive search for reasons. We really put ourselves out there this time. For you we did this. Varg, especially. Just listen and you’ll see what we mean by that. Anyway… we’re not gonna tell you wait til next year because who knows if there will even be one....
info_outline Episode 53: Year Of The JaguarThe Hunker Downcast
Happy Holidays! Not only from us but also from everyone at Councilwoman Cyndi Nguyen’s office (“Where family comes first.”) Some of us are in kind of a humbug mood. Or maybe it’s just the lagunitas. But somehow between tangents about things like boil order protocol or who is and is not dead, we manage to run through a re-cap of (some of) 2018. Well, at least, we cover these issues. Kind of in this order. - Canadian Olympic Ice Dancers - Goofy LaToya - That Thai cave rescue - Bad LaToya - World Cup memories - Good LaToya - Eddie the dunking/masturbating otter - Valerio the hero we...
info_outlineThis is a full episode but you should stop right now and go listen to all the Freebirds because they are very good.
Segment 1
Bomb scare at the state Capitol. There’s barely any time to make a 1,000 piece slideshow about it. This is actually one of the least dangerous “visions from God” that happen in Baton Rouge. A lot of bomb scares turn out to actually be the bomb squad’s fault. What is the real life bullshit to bomb ratio? Jeff has a somewhat coherent rant about Cameron “Frogman” Henry’s TOPS vs hospitals budget ploy. (Later written up here.) Cameron Henry looks like Dabo Swinney. Neil Abramson is being suspicious again. Meanwhile the Republicans are purging their ranks. What this means for us, mostly, is Bryan Adams karaoke. DID YOU KNOW: Bryan Adams and Ryan Adams share a birthday? This is a true fact.
Two separate child pornography scandals in one week cause Jeff to confuse Chris Young with Chris Roberts. Also it leads to a discussion of the chilling effect of surveillance on intellectual curiosity. Also a bit about the Facebook trending topics controversy.
Segment 2
Gumshoe reporting from Engineer Pat on upcoming civic hearings and proceedings on the Short Term Rentals issue.
Chris Rose wrote a clickbaity thing about go-cups that was actually a rip-off of another go-cup article from three years ago. Somewhere during the ensuing fray, Rose blames “the Rising Tide folks” We end up being kind of nice to Chris Rose at the end of this.
Actress Ruby Rose threw some french fries at a waiter. Later she apologized to the fries.
Wendell Pierce apparently attacked a woman during an argument over the Democratic primary. We stop ourselves before we get too too far into a Bernie Bro rant.
Stepping On Stepping Out
Varg goes to see The Cure at UNO Lakefront Arena. He also interviewed a concert-goer about the time MCA picked up trash at the UNO Arena parking lot. Listen until the end of the show for that. Lots of 90s nostalgia discussion.
Jeff wins the Hunkerdowncast Round Robin Darts Tournament at the Half Moon. Jeff and Varg do not know Pony by Ginuwine.
Alli is a featured guest on Bar Politics Episode 2 at the Broad Theater. Catch the next Bar Politics at Twelve Mile Limit sometime in June.
Recipe Minute
Varg makes some sort of pork chop in a crock pot thing.
The Jivewire: As always, brought to you by Magnolia Builders.
And we’re done. Thanks again for listening but stay tuned for Varg’s on the street report about the UNO Arena glory days.