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Harvey, Joel Osteen, The Nashville Controversy

John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

Release Date: 09/04/2017

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John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

Hey Pkarlgh,

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John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

Hey Pkarlgh - The Peaches wants to organize the podcast into topics and insists we discuss it right now. Tabby has Simon say "papa" and it's the best part of the show. Eventually we get around to talking about how hard people are working to tear everything that matters to pieces.

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John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

Hey Pkarlgh. We read an actual piece of mail and talk extensively about Koozies. Tabby gives a shout out to her in-laws who listen but aren't fans of the podcast. Then we discuss the impossibility that Christians can ever be united with non-Christians.

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John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

The Peaches wanted to talk about what's wrong with being a centrist but she distracted me with racism first. She got herself into trouble for treating a black guy with equality. Eventually we get around to discussing what's wrong with wanting to be "in the middle" of the culture wars. The question is, "Who are the people Jesus would criticize today?"

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John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

One of my dreams comes true on this episode in that I finally found a black friend who will let me ask him anything! The Peaches gangs up with Nathan Hunter to try and force me to own my Calvinism. But before we get to that, we talk about racism in America.

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Hey Pkarlgh - The McKinney men are having some feelings and the Peaches and I are trying to figure out how to trash Amy Coney Barrett. The Peaches managed to get herself into trouble again because she wasn't giddy about men disappearing from the planet for 24 hours.

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Hey Pkarlgh - Whenever a Christian tells you to support women's rights you should probably put on some headphones and crank up some music, or white noise. I suggest you start wearing headphones all the time because Christians spew inane rhetoric with alarming frequency.

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What's up, Pkarlgh? (Never mind, I can't hear your answer anyway...)

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Hey Pkarlgh, 

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There are 2/3 fewer children than normally in the background and somehow the chaos increased! The Peaches and I discuss how to teach kids not to grow up to be angry brats. And I read a convoluted article that tells us Christians shouldn't vote but they should run for office (and this is not a joke.) 

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More Episodes
THIS EPISODE: Hurricane Harvey and The Nashville Statement
 
Turns out, every hurricane has a name! Which helps make the catastrophe personal, I guess. Peaches tells me about the hurricanes she remembers.
 
We discuss the stuff that people send to hurricane victims that maybe hurricane victims don't actually need. It's the thought that counts!  That's true but teddy bears are still less practical than food.
 
Never been in a hurricane personally but I have survived a few tornadoes. It's important to prioritize activities during a disaster. This is something that not everybody is good at doing. Then Peaches tunes me out while I'm explaining this...
 
And Joel Osteen.  I've had to defend Joel Osteen recently. This does not please me.
 
One of our favorite topics come up again...the Peach's arrogance. Then we try to figure out whether or not it's a good idea to keep prayer small at first until you get better at it...
 
Peaches tells one of my favorite stories about how she fell in love with Luke anyway even after he destroyed her science project.
 
Then, back on track...Joel Osteen has his flaws but I don't think he actually HATES people. And I don't think he's glad Houston was flooded.
 
Briefly we mention that God 'not stopping' the hurricane and God 'causing' the hurricane are the same idea. Then we retreat from the topic because that's a can of worms for another day.
 
Judging concepts is not the same a judging people. When the goal is to discuss a principle, it doesn't matter which specific person possesses the principle.
 
It seems likely that people who don't like Joel Osteen would be critical of the poor guy not matter what he did after the hurricane.  When we start quoting the Bible to other people without first applying it to ourselves...we should maybe, possibly, perhaps, back up a bit.
 
Finally, we get around to offending our own church people. We ask why we wouldn't employ Osteen's tactics in order to emulate his success. C'mon, the guy is fabulously successful!  Why are the other church guys upset with him?
 
Sometimes, it's not Christianity that attracts people to church.
 
And then the Nashville Statement.  The outrage! The shocking statement that stunned the world by declaring that Christians get their doctrine from the Bible.
It's unbelievable!!!!
 
What's stunning is how many Christian (pastors!) would rather have good relationships with sinners than tell sinners the truth.
 
John Pavlovitz sounds off on the Nashville Statement because he's much more in tune with God's thoughts than "evangelicals"....and Scripture. (I'm not a John Pavlovitz fan either.) Peaches keeps reading from his blog despite my desperate pleas that she stop. 
 
Peaches started a new blog. You can see it here: https://fundiessaythedarndestthings.wordpress.com/
 
If you don't want to be a Christian, then leave the faith. Stop hanging around and griping about Christian doctrine. Just go ahead and reject the Bible and be on your way!
 
Weird how I'm hateful for taking a Biblical position while everyone who rejects the Bible is tolerant.
 
Peaches reads the most recent ad hominem she's received. It's still warm from the idiot oven!
 
An anti-Christian 'insult' turns out to be the perfect explanation of Christianity. It breaks the irony meter.
 
Quickly, we return to criticizing Christians who can't deal with questions.