Miami Minutes - Minute 86: Bo Derek's Best Days are Memories
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Those words keep rollin', rollin', rollin'... WHAT? Yes, it's text town once more as our family delve into what little cinema stories can be gleaned from this motley crew. You'd better believe that there's some gems hidden in there, oh yes. So hop on your bed and hold on to your jockstraps! LET'S GET CRAZY! LET'S GET NUTS! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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Miami Minutes - Minute 85: Ditch and The Peaceniks
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Credits season is upon us! Join our (dynamic) duo as they quickly lose their minds and completely go off the rails! Along the way they'll discuss the very concept of peace, mock Hulk Hogan and consign private parts to Rutland trees. Get all this and more as Miami Minutes races toward the finish line! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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Miami Minutes - Minute 84: Only Through the Elimination of Podcasts Can We Achieve World Peace
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Jim meets his dad for the first time and they share the love. Already. After five seconds. As grown men. The most important thing though is that, with the power and strength of his friends and family, Jim is going to make a recovery. He's in pain, but pain can't stop this titan of a man. Our boys walk towards the camera on their way to board the 'Live-4-Ever' as the last of the proper footage freezes before us. Then, the immortal words are shown for the first time... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash...
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Miami Minutes - Minute 83: He May Have Been Your Father, Boy, But He Wasn't Your Daddy
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HE'S THE FATHER? HIM?!?!? THIS CHILD?!?!? OK, sure, whatever... I guess this is where we're going with things... The good news, however, is that Jim is going to be fine! Somehow the sword missed every single vital organ - what a stroke of luck! Now he can meet this FAKE grifter pretending to be one of his parents - how lovely. Mr Brown, is it? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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Miami Minutes - Minute 82: The Brat Pack
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The blood of Yashito stains his once pristine robes. Mark can rest easy. OR NOT! He has to get Jim to the hospital - and fast! John has managed to shake off the blood lust long enough to drive the car AND put a shirt on. I think he's going to be alright, folks. Will Jim, however? Our gang line up in the waiting room alongside a mysterious new visitor... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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Miami Minutes - Minute 81: Yashito's Last Ride
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Muddy Mark and Yucky Yashito are both ready to finish the fight once and for all. After seemingly defeating his foe, Mr Dragon walks away... only to be beset by a blade! Using the very tactics that he taught us all earlier, our hero turns the knife on the wielder. Yashito is defeated. It's over... it's finally over. Jim will be smiling down on this, I'm sure. Unless... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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Miami Minutes - Minute 80: The Purveyor of Violence
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Mark and Yashito (Jeff?) are locked in deadly combat - katanas, knives, kicks - it's all here as it's all on the line. Mark even attempts a little superpower, but sadly can't seem to successfully catch a flying blade. Better luck next time. After delivering a devastating Dirty Deeds, how will Yashito get back into this thing? FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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Miami Minutes - Minute 79: Not the Time to Lose One's Head
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Yashito is prepared, Yashito is ready - the meditation is done, the magic Naruto hand spells are in effect and the fool has been punished. It's time to take this war all the way to... the bottom of his pathway or something. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS FIGHTING ANYWAY?!?!? The biggest showdown since Mark vs Jeff is now on as the final battle to end all final battles is here, Taekwondo family. Dattebayo! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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Miami Minutes - Minute 78: An Eye for a Guy
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The war rages on and the ninja squad show no signs of getting back into the game. Dragon Sound have firmly established control as they cut shoulders in two, slice faces in half and even find time for a light jog. Nobody can defeat the Sensei of Swole and his 24 inch pythons, brother! Now crawl for me... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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Miami Minutes - Minute 77: Shirtless Slicing and the Cuck Box
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John slices and dices through ninja nobodies and this guy’s innards continue to fly out with abandon. Oh yeah, drown him too! AND STAB HIM AGAIN! RUB THAT SALT INTO THE WOUND, BABY! Mark is feeling all of the feels. He's about to have a Menty B and I don't think we can blame him at this point - let it all out. Push out the jive, bring in the love. THE LOVE OF NINJA SLAYING, THAT IS! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of and .
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