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Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast
Release Date: 01/03/2024
Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode Three Teaser
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Hello! This is the final teaser we will be posting on this feed, so be sure to follow Now Entering Clatfartburg to keep up with us. Toodle-hoo! Find us here on Apple: Or here on Spotify: You can follow/get in touch with the new podcast here: Instagram: @Clatfartburg Tiktok: @Clatfartburg [email protected]
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Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode 2 Museum Teaser
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Another little appetizer for the new podcast we're doing, Now Entering Clatfartburg! You can listen to the full episode about Clatfartburg's Public Museum here, as well as all the new socials!:
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Now Entering Clatfartburg: The First 15 Minutes of Episode One
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OUR NEW PODCAST IS HERE!!! And by here we specifically mean in the town of Clatfartburg. We wanted to post the first 15 minutes of our first episode to serve as a little teaser for the town, an amuse bouche if you will. Listen to the first episode here on Apple: Or on Spotify: You can follow/get in touch with the new podcast here: Instagram: @Clatfartburg Tiktok: @Clatfartburg [email protected]
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115 - The WonkAwards: A Wonka Watch Finale
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WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Join us in our final celebration of Wonka in the form of our live broadcast from the Multi-versal Wonka Squad hosted WonkAwards. In our defense, we did ask them to host a graduation, but we really should have seen this coming. So hang out in the booth with us and listen to one of the worst awards shows ever produced! Afterwards, you'll get to emerge from the well with us, and find out what's in store from the now free hosts of Wonka Watch. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. And to follow our...
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Watch Wonka With Wonka Watch - A Wonka (2023) Commentary Track
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We're watching Wonka for the SECOND TIME EVER and you can join us! We wanted to have an extra week to perfect the grand finale, and we realized it was a perfect opportunity to make a commentary track for the film. Also, Felicia finally eats a Goo Goo Cluster. Our finale will be airing March 27th! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit ! You can also grab...
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114 - How Powerful is Timmy Wonka?
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It’s time for philosophy class, Wonka Scholars! We delve into the highly anticipated topic of Timmy Wonka's power ranking within the illustrious Wonka dynasty. With just one more episode to go after this, the tension is palpable as we scrutinize where Timmy Wonka falls amongst the ranks of his chocolate-making predecessors. For our FINAL EPISODE, we’re doing an awards show and we need YOUR input! You can vote on the nominees at this link by March 16th!: To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your...
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113 - Listenerpalooza 3
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Are you ready to party, Wonka Scholars? Because it’s time for the LAST LISTENERPALOOZA! We share and react to your submissions including wild Wonka anecdotes, fan fiction, and a 65 page manuscript to name just a few. Thumbnail art by listener LC @praggmatic on Tumblr! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): Timestamps 00:00 Wilford Wonka takes over the news 15:30...
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112 - Crowning Wonka's Worst Lyric
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Look we might like Wonka (2023), but that doesn't mean we don't have critiques! And if you're talking about the lyrics specifically, we apparently have more than an hours worth. Join us as we discuss the songs from Wonka divorced from the source, rank them all, and have a heated debate on Wonka's -ocolate based crimes. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running,...
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111 - The Movie Novelization
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To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 8:53 Movie Novelization 1:04:45 Prequel Reckoning 1:07:45 Outro
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110 - Elaine's IHOP Wonka Menu Review
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Due to the Great Wonka Flood, we were not able to experience the Wonka IHOP menu together as originally planned. Do not fret though, because Elaine has taken one for the team and is here to report back on her IHOP journey. Plus, we get visited by our old friend GQ. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast...
info_outlineSo, Wonka Watch is officially biweekly and this is our first week off. But do not fret! This week we have a special recap episode of some of the worst/best (but mostly worst) pieces of news that Felicia dug up in her daily Wonka digest. For more info on the state of the podcast and all those boring logistics, check out the announcement episode we dropped on the feed today! As a reward for listening to that, bask in the sweet sounds of Goo Goo Clusters, Timothe Chalamet Vogue Articles, and the Super Mouth Squad.
To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.
We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).
Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
1:04 4 - 1971 Pt. 2: Goo Goo Clusters
4:06 3 - 1971 Pt. 1: Modded Controller 360
11:24 6 - Timothee Chalamet Musical Canon: Goo Goo Clusters Pt. 2
16:59 9 - Fanfiction Pt. 1: Hugh-Ga-Loompa
22:19 19 - Glass Elevator Pt. 2: Puppet Wonka
27:14 25 - Tom and Jerry: Gene’s Costume Letter
32:32 40 - Hunger Games 2: Candy Taster
37:25 47 - Wonkanizer: Timmy Vogue Profile
42:02 51 - What if Someone Else Won the Golden Ticket: Ficklegruber Revealed
43:51 53 - Pitching New Wonka Characters: Felicia Tells a Very True and Totally Not Made Up Story
47:45 58 - Collaborative Fanfiction Special: Silly for Timothee
49:20 65 - Wonka Erotica 1: Movies in the Park
50:01 70 - Wonk.A.I.: Chocolate Village
54:07 73 - Spring Cleaning: Brocelets
58:49 74 - Ranking Wonka Theories: Middle School Production
1:00:18 76 - Cinemacon Trailer News: “For You and Only You” Book Excerpt
1:03:32 79 - Wonka Power Ranking: Timothee Chalamet Takes a Trip to Petco
1:11:52 83 - Game Boy Advanced: The Rise of Supermouth
1:18:30 88 - Alice: Tiny Watches
1:24:41 89 - PS2 Game: Timothee’s Silly Little Hat
1:27:54 94 - Parody Pick N Mix: SEETHING WITH RAGE
1:30:21 95 - Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book: Dragoncon Burger
1:39:10 105 - Wonka Clips: Presidential Screening
1:40:18 105 - Wonka Clips: Timothee Chalamet’s Million Belts
1:44:09 106 - Wonka Premiere: IHOP Menu