Bitches On Benches

Warning…This podcast may contain strong language, nudity, violence, mature subject matter, drug use and/or anal leakage. Bitches on Benches is a comedy podcast that is non-life threatening and best consumed with copious amounts of alcohol.

The Drinking Game Episode 07/15/2022

The Drinking Game Episode Host: Julie Bee Introduction of our drinking game Topics Discussed Losing One’s Senses, The 18.9” Virgin, Dick Pics If you could pick only 3 of these pills, which 3 would they be? 1- Perfect Health 2- Choose To Keep Our Body Type 3- Super Strength 4- Heal Others Illnesses 5- Super Intelligence 6- Find Love Forever 7- Talk To A Deceased Loved One 8- Change 3 Things From The Past ; 9- Unlimited Money The Drinking game… When Julie says “Seriously, you guys are funny” or “You guys are hilarious,” take a drink. When Jane says anything or doesn’t make sense (except when she is hosting), or does a countdown to end the podcast when we’re not ready to end the podcast, then take a drink. When Nikki says “Uge” instead of huge, take a drink. If Penny is actually funny, take two drinks!! Email us your answers. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Q-tips, Unilever, Google /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/23733260

Repression Shaped Us All 05/01/2020

Repression Shaped Us All Host: Nikki Smythe Topics Discussed Masturbation and its health benefits, Therapy and Self Help Charlatans. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: The Goop, Netflix, Seinfeld, 1978, KY Gel /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14160953

What’s In An Itch Bitch? 04/29/2020

What’s In An Itch Bitch? Host: Penelope Friese Open discussion of our take on these topics... Cafe, Fast Food, or Restaurant; Coffee choices and preferences, Nikki clears up caffeine myth, Julie disagrees with everyone, An ambiguous list of bodily Itches, HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Mark Critch, This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Tim Hortons, McCafé, Mandarin Restaurants, Harvey’s, Swiss Chalet, McDonald’s Sidebar: Penny uses the word schmegegge which is a Yiddish word meaning - baloney; hot air; nonsense.meaninglessness,, nonsensicality, bunk. Recorded early February before COVID-19 shutdowns began, Penny also uses the word carafe, which is an open-topped glass flask typically used for serving wine or water, but in this case - coffee /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14160914

Curtis Gets Fired From The Podcast 04/22/2020

Curtis Gets Fired From The Podcast Host: Jane Depreeve Once again we talk about what you don’t care about, like… Should the Oscars be political? Roommate questions; A job worth doing... HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: None to speak of strangely enough. /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14149313

When Life Hands You Porn 04/17/2020

When Life Hands You Porn Host: Julie Bee Jane thinks counting backwards means we will edit her part out. She was wrong. In this episode we cover topics like... Online dating; Considering being a Dominatrix; Seeking Arrangements/Sugar Daddies; Catfishing; Porn addictions. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Everything To Do With Sex Show (Taboo, Canwest Productions), eBay, Edible Arrangements, Skip The Dishes, Pizza Pops /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14149205

Winter’s Over… It’s A Canadian Thing 04/15/2020

Winter’s Over… It’s A Canadian Thing Host: Nikki Smythe Okay, you’ve figured out we’re Canadian, we’re weird, have mental health issues, and so much more! Oh! And we apologize a lot. Topics discussed Winter blahs/blues; Mental health/meds; Creating an app; Woman bites off man’s tongue HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Summer’s Eve, Lay’s Chips (Pepsi Co) /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14141726

Don’t Fact Check Us… It’s Just Jane 04/10/2020

Don’t Fact Check Us… It’s Just Jane Host: Jane Depreeve Jane likes to really send things just out of reach… yes, you’ll wonder where she’s going with it, but more importantly - just ignore her. Topics discussed Jane's 1975 Events Birthday Card; Cultural misappropriation; Which famous person would you have dinner with? Jane loses her shit and ends the show abruptly. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Nair, Saturday Night Live, Milton Bradley, Corvette, 1975, BMW, Chevrolet, KC and the Sunshine Band, Barrel of Monkeys, Heineken /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14141696

Yes, This Is A Comedy Podcast 04/08/2020

Yes, This Is A Comedy Podcast Host: Penelope Friese Penelope misleads the listeners into believing we are using music in our podcast - but just to be clear, not as of yet, but it’s coming soon. Topics discussed Coronavirus discussion in the early days (late January 2020); flu shots; Shopping habits; Intestinal worms; If you could hold a protest; Scars- how did you get them? HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: McCain French Fries /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14141675

Do We Really Miss That Old Show Now? 04/03/2020

Do We Really Miss That Old Show Now? Host: Nikki Smythe Topics Discussed - Entertainment Industry - TV shows we miss or don’t miss, Tiny Talent Time, Ellen/Oprah - Plastic surgery on actors and how "they’ve" changed. - Movies that affected us; impactful moments; we hear a lot from Jane - Spoiler Alert Jane gives away a secret about Game of Thrones (so if you haven’t watched, you may need to plug your ears like Nikki does) HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Oprah, Harpo, Ellen Degeneres /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14128073

Bitches on Benches - The Inaugural Episode 04/01/2020

Bitches on Benches - The Inaugural Episode Get to know who you'll be listening to and how we got together. /episode/index/show/bitchesonbenches/id/14004839

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