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El Salon Chronicles

Release Date: 03/12/2020

HAT-FISHED show art HAT-FISHED

El Salon Chronicles

Dimelo Linda! Hope you're all doing well. In this episode the ladies discuss the term Hat-Fished. Have you ever dated someone that looks good in pictures or from a distance but when you get up close you realized their symmetry is off or that one eye is kinda off. Well so have the ladies and boy do they have stories about it. Sit back, relax, grab your cafecito and get ready to enjoy the shenanigans.  

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IS LOVE BLIND? show art IS LOVE BLIND?

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Dimelo Linda! How are y'all holding up during the quarantine? Before anything, we hope you are all well and that you are practicing social distancing. In this episode, the ladies of El Salon are joined by Gwen one of the original hosts of El Salon. Gwen is in town visiting family and the ladies asked her to join and share on her experience as an ex-pat living in DR (just kidding, red head Gwen is more Dominican than platanos) and her opinion on the Netflix show Love Is Blind. If you haven't seen the show, and plan to, then you should wait to hear this episode. There may be some...

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CORONA CHAOS show art CORONA CHAOS

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Awww Shit That Corona Hit! Dimelo Linda! In this episode the ladies get into the chaos that the Corona Virus has created. People in NYC are hoarding toilet tissue, disinfectants and food. Is it the apocalypse or just fear mongering? The government is behind the 8ball and everyone has conflicting information.  Tune out the dismal news and enjoy a little entertainment with the ladies of El Salon.

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El Salon Chronicles

Dimelo Linda! In this episodes the girls go in on an unnamed con-artist/throwback clown/sanky panky that tries to play them and pretend that they need him in order to be successful. After a successful run with The Vagina Monologues the ladies are back to business and they take on a meeting Saturday morning even though they're exhausted only to be led on by a bullshit artist.  They catch on, devise a classy exit strategy and decide to use the experience as material for this episode. So sit back. Grab your cafecito, and get ready to be entertained by the ladies of El Salon Chronicles....

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What Is Considered Cheating? show art What Is Considered Cheating?

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Dimelo Linda! This week the ladies take a deep dive into intimacy, boundaries, and infidelity. As usual the conversation is all over the place. The ladies discuss subjects from identity, to religion, to habichuela con dulce and this week's guest, Sabrina Paulino, keeps up! She is definitely comfortable at El Salon. Sipping wine at Zuly's house, the ladies get very candid about their opinions on cheating and their own experiences testing boundaries. So grab your glass of wine and get ready to laugh with the ladies of El Salon Chronicles.

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THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES UPTOWN show art THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES UPTOWN

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Dimelo Linda! In this episode las mujeres del salon are joined by Claudia Mendoza of The Mamichula Social Club to discuss their upcoming collaboration. Along with a cast of dynamic women and directed by Zulaika Velasquez, the ladies are performing their adaptation of Eve Ensler's play The Vagina Monologues. Claudia explains the importance of this production and how the Mamichula's have teamed up with Latinas y Lideres to empower and inspire girls from under-resourced communities in the Dominican Republic, providing them the tools to become tomorrow's leaders. With all three shows completely...

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LET IT GO - THE SUNK COST FALLACY  show art LET IT GO - THE SUNK COST FALLACY

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Dimelo Linda! In this episode everyone has a rant, a chancletazo, and an opinion. Zuly fingered her car, Mari is calling out the baby mommas with the Golden Uterus Complex, and Liz is fed up con el Donald. After airing things out, the ladies discuss The Sunk Cost Fallacy. The SCF is a decision making bias that doesn't allow people to let things go simply because they've invested time, money, effort, or emotions into it. The ladies explain how it's sometimes best to throw in the towel. Give new opportunities a chance and remind everyone that there are always options. They also share a list of 7...

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OH YEAH... THE OSCARS show art OH YEAH... THE OSCARS

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Dimelo Linda! In this episode the ladies of El Salon wanted to discuss the Oscars but their personal conversations got in the way. Mary gave Gayle King and Snoop Dog the Chancletazo, Liz discussed bail reform, and Zuly had no rant cause she's dique zen now. The ladies wondered if men have daily rituals, Mari shares her first Yoni Egg experience and Liz is excited to be cast in The Vagina Monologues. Finally the ladies get to discuss the Oscars but the conversation quickly becomes about Joaquin Phoenix and his quirky ass, So grab your cafecito, sit back, relax, and get ready to be entertained...

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THANK YOU, NEXT ... ARE WE TOO PICKY? show art THANK YOU, NEXT ... ARE WE TOO PICKY?

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Dimelo Linda! Welcome to another episode of El Salon Chronicles. In this episode the ladies are joined by two very eligible bachelors Omar and Kevin. This episode is a follow up to the 3rd episode Build-A-Man. How many of you ladies have said "There are no good men out there"? Well here the ladies have two amazing men. One is an ex prosecutor with his own practice and the other an ex con that's paid his dues and has his shit together.  They describe what they are looking for in a woman, why they haven't been able to find a good one and their take on why women seem to be playing musical...

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Red Tent show art Red Tent

El Salon Chronicles

Our indigenous ancestors recognized la luna’s power and held red tent ceremonies. Most women in “pre-modern” societies bled during a new moon; our bodies were synched with nature’s rhythms. Red tents were groups of women, on their periods, gathering in ceremony. They’d chant, dance, and go into deep meditation. In meditation, they’d ask for guidance on their personal lives and the collective. Red tents channeled the heightened intuition that accompanies the bleeding phase of our cycles. Our foremothers recognized our menstrual cycle’s connections to lunar cycles as magic. They...

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Dimelo Linda!

In this episodes the girls go in on an unnamed con-artist/throwback clown/sanky panky that tries to play them and pretend that they need him in order to be successful.

After a successful run with The Vagina Monologues the ladies are back to business and they take on a meeting Saturday morning even though they're exhausted only to be led on by a bullshit artist. 

They catch on, devise a classy exit strategy and decide to use the experience as material for this episode. So sit back. Grab your cafecito, and get ready to be entertained by the ladies of El Salon Chronicles.