441: Secret Garter Sticks (w/ Kliph Scurlock!)
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Recording in person with special guest Kliph Scurlock! The Notes: Kliph is here! We just got Mr. Show’d! We’re going so fast! Nobody cares about Nelson’s tummy! Why tempt fate!? Does time work the same in England? Does drumming work the same in England!? Kliph goes deep nerd! Keyboard-playing aliens don’t want to watch Florence Pugh fuck! This session is going well! Kliph issues an apology to Will’s mom! Nelson has already paid the slap tax and is earning slap dividends! It keeps getting worse and worse for Will! Egot dreams! Kliph is given a drum Sophie’s Choice! Kliph’s Drum...
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440: Measure Cut Twice Once
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Workin’ on our night zoom. The Notes: We have no timer, but we’ll do our best! We finally have a live show: 4/20, Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30pm drinks, 8pm show! Delivery issues re: our lawyer! Felix is slighter in frame! Nelson is a goldmine made of man! Goldmine-man! That chocolate Midas book! Joy is fleeting! It’s a textures game! The miserly Scot! Mr. Darcy is the factory owner’s son! It comes alive in our mouths! Heads for whimsy vs heads for numbers! A Nelson confession! Short what we’re watching: Warrior & Scavengers Reign! Sports Corner! Will’s...
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439: Busted by the Science Busters!
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This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Getting our Easter basketball zoom on! The Notes: Mid-century crisis! Live show news (mark 4/20 on your calendars, friends)! Dune science is busted, it’s hot y’all! Ya busted, Dune, Science busted! Arm crimes and arm murders! Hot is a reason, but not necessarily an excuse! We pitch our Star Wars 80’s sex romp comedy Beige Squadron: One Crazy Parsec! Easter Sunday! Egg hunting traditions! Nelson is a candy commodities broker! We love Magic Mind! What did we learn!? Just go to a cooler planet, man! Science court-martialed! Brought to you by Magic...
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438: Meat Wig
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This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in from the last week future past! The Notes: Ollie angles for Will’s job and brings us in! Will is felony amazing! Your mom’s butt is watching! Meat wig and other rookie mistakes! Will’s top 5 worst wig materials! Magic Mind! Fingers on the basement pulse! Get them prostates checked! Live show should be at Blade & Timber downtown on Friday April 5th, but check our socials for confirmation and more details! Basketball talk from the future past! Prostate dossier! Nelson finished the Johns Wick (spoilers for John Wick 4)! Will’s wife...
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437: The Prince of St. Patrick’s Day
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This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in this St Paddy’s night Deuce! The Notes: It’s a St. Patrick’s Day Deuce! Will is the prince of the St. Patrick Day parade! All Will’s dreams are coming true! Fusion St. Patrick’s Day! One Margarita and Will needs a little poop! Will poop slanders Amber Fraley! Poop recognition! We’re groggy, lucky there’s Magic Mind! Slap grogginess in the face! Double-reverse Hamlet! 3 heartbeats from the St. Patrick’s Day throne! 90’s catchphrases! Our live show should FINALLY be on Friday, April 5th! Check our socials for more info!...
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436: Daisy Dukin’ and Boot Sloshin’ (feat: Ollie!)
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Brought to you by Magic Mind! Doing an early morning zoom, what’s poppin’ sun? The Notes: Early Morning Deuce Crew (honk honk)! Ollie has poop questions, we have technical yesses! The special room! Too many people are dying (RIP Katie Coleman)! Moving to KC is like a small death, the petite mort of the highway! We’re still on that Magic Mind train, or by god we wish we were, it’s early! Wilford Brimley’s postapocalyptic wasteland! Too grumpy too die! We slipped it in! Ollie can get you that free carrot hookup, but protect ya social security number! Karl syndrome! Nelson is sickly,...
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435: All Pugged Up
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This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming straight into your hearts (and minds) with this one. The Notes: The Ides of the 430’s! Sorry, but, Will wants to burn more witches! Are British people witches? Sponsor Corner: Magic Mind! Live show is still coming soon! We have new locations interested and it’ll be all figured out before we know it! Will saw Dune 2 and he A’s my Q’s! Dune-heads vs Non-Dune-heads! Funny voice alert! No funny voice spoilers (you’re welcome)! Pugs are a sign of fertility! All pugged up! Will wants a dog to watch him! All dogs go to heaven (and watch you...
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434: Bearded Midwestern Men of a Certain Age
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This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! We’re recording in person and we’ve got a sponsor! The Notes: Special guest Daisy the dog! You can rent people, so Auman is incorrect and we’re legally in the clear! We avoided a hot Auman! Daisy loves Nelson! Nelson is a druid, and a dog friend! We’re bearded midwestern men of a certain age, categorically, and you can tell that by our chins and our hearts! We’ve got a new sponsor: all-natural productivity shot Magic Mind! It keeps you awake, alert, and focused without caffeine! We try it live, and our reviews are positive! Citrusy, with...
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433: Rent-That-Auman
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Zooming cause it’s been a real one lately. The Notes: Updates on the live show (it’s still coming, details soon) and sponsorship (we got one! Starting next week!)! Andy Morton’s Celebration of Life (watch it at )! Get those asses checked! Will’s radio interview while on the toilet! Failing to prepare is preparing to fail! Our new million-dollar business plan! Parenting preparation by parenting a drunk Auman! For the low, low price of getting us drunk, you too can learn what taking care of a child is like by having drunk Auman in your house! Living on the razor’s edge in assless...
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432: Lil’ Juggernauts
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Superbowl Sunday zoom from the future past! The Notes: It’s Superbowl Sunday! Will’s on the Leroy Jenkins side of the spectrum! The attractiveness of juggernauts! Super Bowl Deuce! Steampunk 3 Musketeers! Ray Stevenson didn’t suffer a phonebook to live! Dune 2! Sandworm fleshlights and other fuckable popcorn buckets! Quick What We’re Watching to wrap it up! Woman in the Wall and Blue Eye Samurai! You fuckin’ that popcorn!? Enjoy Football Christmas and we hope you’re off work tomorrow for Football Boxing Day! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter...
info_outlineThese notes. Here’s what I’ve got: He’s a Past Man! Your Childhood Defines Your Pop Culture Reality! Streamin’ the Fleabs (Fleabag is great)! Angry Car Acting! Online Article Clickbait Writing Format is Getting More Homogenous and Not in a Good Way! Will Gets Dark About Facebook! Checkin’ the Gutters! Another Million Dollar Idea but This One has a Clown!
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