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E089 - Castration Catastrophe, Flushing Failure, Meth Baseball, and Stone Cold Stunner

Florida Men

Release Date: 09/10/2019

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In Episode 100 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man Samuel L. Jackson is arrested for getting belligerent with a cop. You read that right. Samuel. L. Jackson.

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E099 - Beer Biter, Onesie-Wearing Wacko, Ceiling Crawler, and Fire Ant Fainter show art E099 - Beer Biter, Onesie-Wearing Wacko, Ceiling Crawler, and Fire Ant Fainter

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In Episode 99 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries on some clothes that are way too small, Florida Woman has a hard time finding an exit, Florida Man shares his beer with somebody who just tried to bite him, and Florida Woman gets red hot at Walmart.

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E098 - Listener Quickie: Drunken Dragon-napper show art E098 - Listener Quickie: Drunken Dragon-napper

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In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Maryland man who became a dragon thief. Thanks to listener Roxanne for sending us this story.

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E097 - Claws—Acrylic and Alcoholic, Crystal Methhead and Her Sister Ruby show art E097 - Claws—Acrylic and Alcoholic, Crystal Methhead and Her Sister Ruby

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In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Methamphetamine is a family affair for two Florida Women, Florida Man has “prostitute problems”, according to his dad, Florida Man and Florida Woman make heavy use of the redial button, and a Florida Man sets a Guinness World Record, for something usually associated with women.

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In Episode 96 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Man who put his "psychospiritual" patient under a hypnotic spell. Thanks to listener Doug for sending us this story.

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E095 - E095 - "Florida Man" Author Mike Baron PLUS Instagram Instigator, Felony Purse, and Trillion Dollar Baby

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In Episode 95 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil interview author Mike Baron about his new book "Florida Man", Florida Woman has a special name for the place she hides her drugs…and this time it’s not her hooha, Florida Woman has over 300 Instagram accounts specifically for stalking her ex-coworkers, Florida man wants to be a samurai but looks more like a sumo, and Florida Man claims the president owes him $1 trillion.

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In Episode 94 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Woman who bit a truck stop camel on the testicles to escape from his cage. Thanks to listeners Jake, Heather, JP, Erika, Kelli and Patty for sending us this story.

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E093 - Tongue Twerker, Bulls#!t Bugatti, Custodial Coitus, and Spray-painted Slur show art E093 - Tongue Twerker, Bulls#!t Bugatti, Custodial Coitus, and Spray-painted Slur

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In Episode 93 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida Couple get busy in the back seat of a car...a police car, Florida Woman slips out of the back seat of a cop car and gets busy in the front, Florida Man puts a ton of lipstick on a 17-year old pig, and Florida Man sprays ironic graffiti in a tavern men’s room.

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In Episode 92 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a North Carolina man leaves this mortal realm in a way that leaves the rest of us asking "WTF?" Thanks to listener Kelli for sending us this Quickie story.

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E091 - Cocaine Coastline, Psychic Payback, Nunchuck Ninja, and Dorian Dueler show art E091 - Cocaine Coastline, Psychic Payback, Nunchuck Ninja, and Dorian Dueler

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In Episode 91 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman got a bit too rowdy after a hurricane party, Florida Man found some treasure on the beach to keep the party going, Florida Man looks for treasure that doesn’t exist, and Florida Man shows off his ninja skills that ALSO don’t exist.

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In Episode 89 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is surprised when his motel room castration goes badly, another Florida Man is attacked with a machete for his shitty behavior, Florida Woman double fists some brewskis and gets ready to rumble, and yet another Florida Man hides drugs in the most obvious, but least desirable place to stash them.

Promotions:

Bad In The Boondocks
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-in-the-boondocks/id1450344469

Southwest Florida True Crime Fans Meetup: Sunday September 15th
https://www.facebook.com/events/475792676574097/

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Gary Van Ryswyk
  • Keith Mounts
  • Leslee Floyd Cox
  • Sherman Lee Brown
  • Chastity Bodnar
  • Coty Lee Havens
  • Vincent "Vinnie" Paulos Garcia
  • Richard Renney
  • Benny Barnes

News Sources:

Botched Castration During Dark Web Meet-up Leads To Florida Man's Arrest
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-botched-castration-allegations

Florida Man Threatened To 'Chop' House Guest With Machete For Not Flushing Toilet
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article234386197.html

Florida Man Claiming To Be God Arrested After Touching People, Fighting With Police, Being Tased
https://www.mdjonline.com/neighbor_newspapers/news/state/florida-man-claiming-to-be-god-arrested-after-touching-people/article_6eec5da0-6776-5c77-b59b-48dceb74ce14.html

Florida Man Hits Mcdonald's Drive-thru Worker For Taking Too Long To Get His Food
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-hits-mcdonald-s-drive-thru-worker-for-taking-too-long-police-say

Male Victim Says Florida Woman Crushed Two Beers, Proceeded To "Stone Cold Steve Austin My Ass"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/stone-cold-style-572049

Barefoot Florida Man Gets Tangled In Drapes During Burglary
https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20190826/barefoot-florida-man-gets-tangled-in-drapes-during-burglary-in-destin

Florida Man Who Hid Heroin Where Nobody Wants To Find It Is Sentenced
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40952298/florida-man-who-hid-heroin-where-nobody-wants-to-find-it-is-sentenced

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Company Has A Used Airplane For Sale: A “Fully Functioning” F-16 Fighter Jet
https://www.foxnews.com/us/f-16-fighter-jet-for-sale-florida


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