Ep. 56 Tai Chi, Chai Tea, Super Tuesday and Vacation Reports
Release Date: 03/05/2020
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info_outlineSo much I have to tell you and update you on. My guest is the Senator who I managed to get on the line for a few minutes. Both of us were on vacation last week. I believe I told you I was taking my daughter on a surprise trip to Disneyland. I also got incredibly lucky and was invited to a game night at an old friend’s super beautiful home in “the palisades” as they call it down in L.A. for those of you who have not heard of The Palisades, it’s VERY generally located between Beverly Hills and Malibu, so yeah, a pretty fancy area. This game night ended up including some pretty hugely famous people, at least in my opinion, and we’re talking some emmy and academy award winning entertainers, for realzies.
Now… the Senator knew I somehow snuck into this really cool evening while at the same time he was on his trip to see his daughter in New York. So… which vacation do you think we ended up talking about? If you’re a savvy Moron and Modern Moron listener who knows anything about the senator, you know what we talk about.
He hints at having a big credit card bill from going to New York and I hint at that thinking maybe he’ll remember I’ve just taken my daughter to Disneyland where I’m sure you know a credit card can be put to its limits. But curiously the senator was only interested in his trip. Very strange.
I promise to tell you about my surreal evening in the Palisades at some point if you’re interested but for this episode we will be trying to calm down the senator as he tires to catch up on work while he was in New York to see his daughter, the Broadway Production of Beetlejuice, going on a tour of Teddy Roosevelt’s childhood home, where he interrupts the tour guide to correct them on facts about Roosevelt, and we will discuss his desire to start practicing Tai Chi, which he somehow thinks is related to Chai Tea… but I think he was messing with me on that one and I think he got me. Because no Moron would mix up Tai Chi and Chai tea or think they were related. I refuse to believe that. What’s more believable is that I am such a moron that I fell for his joke.
Either way, we’ll hear about vacations and Tai Chi Chai Tea on … The Modern Moron… thanks for listening.