Best Dead Elvis Story
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Sometimes you wish there were an explanation for your difficult week—but the planets and stars are not it. Somehow, the glasses are your fault. The primary school valentine for the kid you didn’t like. The hazard of “don’t you know who I am?” Things (famous) people should have learned about Zoom. Marci wears the wrong shirt to appear on national TV. And Elvis…is still dead.
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The Barefoot Trail
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci does something many of you would never, ever do—and now she is in pain. Nature is arguably bad. The Midwest vs. California, or the open bar vs the vegetable platter. (When we say hide the sausage, we mean it.)
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Fire on the Mountain
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s neighboring mountain is in flames (nobody is hurt) with extremely inconvenient results. Wildlife hits the ground. The blended worm. Biology you’ve forgotten. What not to have outside your expensive store. The “Most Oblivious Partner” contest announcement (and why we’re holding one.)
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Eat This Couch
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
New ideas for getting rid of toxic waste, purchasing furniture, or possibly removing unwanted house guests. How to entertain your children, recklessly. Mummies make great babysitters. Not the British kind, the dead kind.
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The Pre-Ruined Cruise
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Whenever you plan a trip….there’s that news story. Switchbacks to Sedona. The Hell’s Angels go shopping. Swedish biker fish. Escape of the hounds.
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Elvis Presley's Bathtub
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
That’s not what you thought you were eating. What’s in your underwear? Admit you’re too old for that. Insulting a house for sale online. How to die in the bathtub. Rebuilding Elvis’ house at your house, or how to mangle 150 year old mansion. The Jungle Room in Reno.
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A Lifetime Supply
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Five days, one missing phone. Paying ransom. If aliens abduct your partner… Falling back in love with the dollar store. A lifetime supply is a terrifying thing. The artist’s vaccine, and poisoned manicotti. Ma’am, are these your goats?
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Creative Poisoning
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When everything goes wrong on your birthday, is that karma? Three dogs, three ways to ruin your life. One solution to missing out on a promotion: poison your colleague. Can you take your dog’s drugs?
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Your Birthday Suit
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Getting back on the horse—really. Revelations about Marci’s past. The dog that hates your partner. The fancy birthday dinner that takes you back to your childhood…in a not great way. How much did you pay for that drink? Scary restaurant mascots. Steak.
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James Bond for Women
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Grandbabysitting, and what the space age diaper change. Exhaustion vs insomnia. The boomer iPhone case. Your bra as a weapon. The eye exam or “get that optician off my lawn.” Happy birthday to us.
info_outlineGrandbabysitting, and what the space age diaper change. Exhaustion vs insomnia. The boomer iPhone case. Your bra as a weapon. The eye exam or “get that optician off my lawn.” Happy birthday to us.