Porn Stars of Yesteryear
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The two-hour drive for the 5 minute appointment. Peter Pan vs the computer or, who is the grown up here? Robin Byrd interviewed Ron Jeremy a million years ago—when nobody waxed. Hygene for furniture.
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Exploding Hot Rods
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci yields to a highway (Route 66) full of hotrods, but the vibe is a little to sultry. How to apologize to old people. Birds that hang on your chest, and the women who love them. The “I’ll finish it later” problem.
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The Pee Test
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Turi is assigned homework. To be more accurate—bathroom work. Doctors you should not marry. The out-of-context in-person meeting, or “I know I know you….” What you eat when you are too hungry. Rummaging through your kitchen cupboard late at night.
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Bodies and Fluids
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci finds an unused liquid in her bathroom cabinet…and decides to try it. Turi is assigned the collection of an entirely different fluid.
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Rude Truth in Advertising
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
A business’ web site tells you exactly what it thinks of its competition…and possibly you.
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Chilled Lizards and Poached Worms
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Fun navigating in and negotiating with your city bureaucracy (extra points if your city is Oakland, CA.) Don’t touch my tree. How do you know if you’re being asked for a bribe? Wedding madness: Marci’s youngest plans her event-which involves demolishing Marci’s property. The semi-permanent sidewalk art in a trendy Chicago neighborhood: a dessicated rat.
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How Much is that Dead Rat
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When was the last time someone asked you for a bribe? How do you know? The City of Oakland, California vs The City of Chicago. Marci's daughter's wedding plans. Dead rats on the sidewalk vs redwood trees upending the sidewalk.
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Best Dead Elvis Story
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Sometimes you wish there were an explanation for your difficult week—but the planets and stars are not it. Somehow, the glasses are your fault. The primary school valentine for the kid you didn’t like. The hazard of “don’t you know who I am?” Things (famous) people should have learned about Zoom. Marci wears the wrong shirt to appear on national TV. And Elvis…is still dead.
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The Barefoot Trail
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci does something many of you would never, ever do—and now she is in pain. Nature is arguably bad. The Midwest vs. California, or the open bar vs the vegetable platter. (When we say hide the sausage, we mean it.)
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Fire on the Mountain
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s neighboring mountain is in flames (nobody is hurt) with extremely inconvenient results. Wildlife hits the ground. The blended worm. Biology you’ve forgotten. What not to have outside your expensive store. The “Most Oblivious Partner” contest announcement (and why we’re holding one.)
info_outlineWhen everything goes wrong on your birthday, is that karma? Three dogs, three ways to ruin your life. One solution to missing out on a promotion: poison your colleague. Can you take your dog’s drugs?