Make Your Spouse the Mean One
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
“BCE”—before cellphones existed. Nice people make Turi look bad. When your spouse manipulates to make you manipulative. The non-shocking shock collar. The eternal conversation between mothers of kids behaving badly. When you are still punk. The unexpected sea chanty.
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Surviving the City Bus
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s personal “Burning Man” is causing her to reevaluate mountain living. What you can watch with a TV antenna. Turi’s long, garlicky, painful busride: lessons learned.
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Evacuate the Cats
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci is looking for safety as Arizona burns, and she may need to pick up a couple of hundred cats. There are the realistically phobic people, and the nut jobs and paranoics. You can find out who is who on social media.Turi is cautioned never to watch Game of Thrones. Fireworks in a hazard zone. Pickpocketing—a national sport. Fear of mascots.
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How to Scare a Sportswriter
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The longer something has not been working, the better you feel when you find out you didn’t break it. A room full of sports writers, and a moment of silence.
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Rattlesnakes, Dogs, and Feral Pigs
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Rattlesnakes are all over Marci’s neighborhood. There’s a plan for that. Disgusting things you probably never thought dogs could do. Disgusting things you probably never thought pigs could do.
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Woo Woo Science
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci demonstrates the unusual value and properties of childproof caps, smartphones, and Skin-So-Soft. That friend who sends you articles about woo-woo faux science, and one of the hocus pocus queens leaves for an alternate dimension. Or maybe just leaves.
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Diapers
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci has been caring for a toddler…a toddler who thinks diaper training is a game. We’ve all been there, and some of us (including even ourselves and perhaps some famous people) don’t seem to have fully solved the problem.
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Lord of the Audiobook
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
It takes a rabbit to catch Marci’s dog. New rural neighbors with loud radios and a backhoe. Choosing pets and husbands for looks, or, the every-six-year haircut. Audio books are NOT efficient (don’t believe anyone who tells you “I get so much done…”) No use for “Catcher in the Rye.” More use for “Lord of the Flie.” Marci likes “Justice Judy.”
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Porn Stars of Yesteryear
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The two-hour drive for the 5 minute appointment. Peter Pan vs the computer or, who is the grown up here? Robin Byrd interviewed Ron Jeremy a million years ago—when nobody waxed. Hygene for furniture.
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Exploding Hot Rods
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci yields to a highway (Route 66) full of hotrods, but the vibe is a little to sultry. How to apologize to old people. Birds that hang on your chest, and the women who love them. The “I’ll finish it later” problem.
info_outlineMarci does something many of you would never, ever do—and now she is in pain. Nature is arguably bad. The Midwest vs. California, or the open bar vs the vegetable platter. (When we say hide the sausage, we mean it.)