The Problems Exchange
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s I-pad demands a blood sacrifice. A business admits it’s wrong. Two podcasters—2 problems—let’s trade. The wandering shipment. Dead sidewalk rat update, with a spider in exchange.
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Carseat Hot Potato
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Turi has a middle class housewife problem. It includes breakage….LOTS of breakage. Marci attempts to retrain a cat. So far, not successful. There will be blood.
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Leaving the Scene
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Odd mysterious pile appears in Marci’s studio. The week when you decide to get everything done. A visit to the old highschool. How hard did you hit that car? (A safe way to tell from a distance). Predicting when someone will yell at you.
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A Day Spent On Hold
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Learning the “on hold” music by heart. Don’t call me “ma’am”. We are not the training department. Marci’s shrinking head vs. your old underwear. Missing payphone/outhouses. How to find a safety pin, and Marci’s old chapstick. The desperate move of the “purse dump.” Thrifting from the sidewalk.
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Flying Squirrels and Helmets
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
We get advice from old[er] people. Marci tackles the Grand Canyon. Risks, and how to benefit from other people’s reckless behavior. Explosive cyclospora euphemisms. Fuzzy things are not always cute. The flying squirrels (or are they chipmunks) of the Grand Canyon.
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Dangerous Lettuce
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Forest fire air. How to spot faux Italian cooking (and a restaurant that served it). The wandering kosher turkey. The non-miracle of kosher salt. IMAX in Arizona without A/C. Whoops, wrong lettuce or cheering for good poops.
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Keeping Your Kids Out
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Strategies for keeping your adult children from moving back in, including cinder block. Daddy long legs, worms, centipedes, and axolotyl lizards, oh my. How to delete a recurring nightmare from your consciousness.
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The End Times
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
More reasons to lie to your spouse. Religion can save you from household drudgery. Marci contemplates blood in IMAX. An ample obsequious Alexa in every room. Education, Home Depot, and the baked potato.
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Make Your Spouse the Mean One
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
“BCE”—before cellphones existed. Nice people make Turi look bad. When your spouse manipulates to make you manipulative. The non-shocking shock collar. The eternal conversation between mothers of kids behaving badly. When you are still punk. The unexpected sea chanty.
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Surviving the City Bus
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s personal “Burning Man” is causing her to reevaluate mountain living. What you can watch with a TV antenna. Turi’s long, garlicky, painful busride: lessons learned.
info_outlineMarci is looking for safety as Arizona burns, and she may need to pick up a couple of hundred cats. There are the realistically phobic people, and the nut jobs and paranoics. You can find out who is who on social media.Turi is cautioned never to watch Game of Thrones. Fireworks in a hazard zone. Pickpocketing—a national sport. Fear of mascots.