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The Useless Majors

Release Date: 01/19/2015

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Sometimes you just need to escape, am I right? For example, sometimes, your town is being destroyed by the Jinglehammer, and the entire town is evacuated to the High School gym, the very same High School gym where you and your friends were trying to relax and enjoy yourselves. We've all been there, as have our heroes. So, what do you do in those situations? Watch TV, of course! And that's exactly what they do in Marbleton, too.  Please enjoy the 'Shows' one-off!   Season One Finale coming soon! Stay Tuned! #uselessmajors #uselessmajorspodcast #reelectionmatch #prezduke ----------...

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The Useless Majors Podcast is written, recorded, and edited in St. Louis, MO by Miles Jenks and Jordan Starcrash, and created by Jordan Starcrash.

Starring Jonathan Kirner, Samuel Rupe-Smith, Jay Bonzano, Miles Jenks, and Jordan Starcrash. Guest starring Cara McHugh as Emily White.

 

The day after the 26 Chambers' Business Conference of Evil, the fall-out is extraordinary; activists clog the parking lot at the Pebble Forest mall, protesting the threat of Evil in their community while praising Spaghetti the Clown for his role in creating the truce amongst Misters.

But what of the truce? How safe are any of the Misters? Or Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat?

There is trouble a-brewin' in the rock-shelter as the Alpha-Bat tries unsuccessfully to reach Mr. M, only to have have a rude awakening when his father shows up to dole out punishments. Whuh-oh!

Is everyone in danger?!

Our heroes! Are they in danger? And how much? Do they even really understand anything that is happening? Probably not, there are more important things happening.

Like Patrick has his first music gig in a long time tonight!

David is being a real jerk to everyone while focusing his attention on some mystery girl!

And Anne and Manny are stuck with its newest employee: BRE, or Best Robotic Employee. Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway) they better step their efforts up, or be BREplaced by machines!

Bum Bum BUMMMMMMM!!! 

 

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