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The Useless Majors

Release Date: 08/12/2015

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Sometimes you just need to escape, am I right? For example, sometimes, your town is being destroyed by the Jinglehammer, and the entire town is evacuated to the High School gym, the very same High School gym where you and your friends were trying to relax and enjoy yourselves. We've all been there, as have our heroes. So, what do you do in those situations? Watch TV, of course! And that's exactly what they do in Marbleton, too.  Please enjoy the 'Shows' one-off!   Season One Finale coming soon! Stay Tuned! #uselessmajors #uselessmajorspodcast #reelectionmatch #prezduke ----------...

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Fear not, impatient listeners! Episode 7 is here!

The Evil machinations of Senator Kaufman have plagued the Good Misters of the 26 Chambers with past failures and embarassments they hoped to forget, and one such relic has shut down operations at M.Co for the day.

You know what that means...... DAY OFF FOR ZWAYNE! What shall he do? Save the World, or veg out?

I guess we'll see what happens when our hero Zwayne joins Patrick, Manny, and 'Macho Man' Teddy Roosevelt in a little day-off merriment, and lot of stuff with Goats!

Clandestination: Marbleton Zoo!  Agenda: Turtles! (And maybe some margaritas)

Meanwhile, at the Mall, David is set to start training Sheena on concessions, but Sheena has other plans.... that may or may not (but totally do) involve texting with her BFF Honey, David's girlfriend. Bum bum BUMM! 

How will David proceed?! Wisely, one hopes! He doesn't want to look like a total Hamcat here!

Enjoy, foolish masses!

 

 

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The Useless Majors podcast was written, recorded, and edited in St. Louis, MO by Miles Jenks and Jordan Starcrash.

Starring Jon Kirner, Anna Drehmer, Samuel Rupe-Smith, Miles Jenks, and Jordan Starcrash. 

Guest Starring: Joe Roeder as Patrick McDonald and Blind Customer, Jon Booker as Marlin Perkins and Other Bill, Gaela Jenks as Sheena, the High-School Wee-Yach, and Kay Dolores as the Chalupacabra.

Music in this episode by Miles Jenks.

Opening theme 'No $$$ Left' by The Virgin Scare. Closing theme remix by Tristan Williams.

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