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Episode 8: ‘Evil Al and David: Bonehead by Dawn’ or ‘Mr. M vs. The Volcano’

The Useless Majors

Release Date: 10/24/2015

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The w8 is over, here is much-anticip8ed and long-aw8ed Episode 8!

......apologies for that.

Anne is dealing with some serious self-image issues, mainly pertaining to how she is being treated by David at work.

But when famous parody artist Evil Al appears in town, and invites himself to Honey Bae's school dance as her date, David spirals into complete illogical dumb-buttedness. Why should Anne even care what David thinks? Let's find out!

Following Betty's instructions, Randall 'The Duke' Duke has set out on his quest to the Marbleton Volcano to stop the Misters from destroying their relics, followed closely behind by his son Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat, who is determined to stop his Father's quest short, and also stop the Misters from destroying the relics in the volcano.

Wait, that's the same quest, isn't it? *Sigh* Classic Thomas Duke.

Wait some more, Kaufman needs the relics TO BE destroyed! Can Kaufman stop the both of them from ruining his Evil plans? Betty and Randall could be in danger, if so! I guess you better listen to find out!

But Randall 'The Duke' Duke and Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat, aren't the only ones racing to Mco and the Marbleton Volcano; The Misters are dealing with their own silly speed bumps while transporting the relics for destruction.

As is Zwayne, who is transporting the slightly intoxicated Patrick and Manny from the Zoo to Mco. Joining their troop are the ghosts of Marlin Perkins and 'Macho Man' Teddy Roosevelt, who have both promised to share the grandest secret of their ghostly realm, as long as Zwayne can get them the Chalupacabra.

Can he do it? Can any of them do it? What is it? Why don't ya listen, weirdo!

And pay attention, this episode is totally vol-canonical! Waka waka!

Enjoy!

 

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The Useless Majors podcast was written, recorded and edited in St. Louis, Missouri by Jordan Starcrash and Miles Jenks.

Starring Jon Kirner, Anna Drehmer, Samuel Rupe-Smith, Miles Jenks and Jordan Starcrash.

Guest starring in this episode Gael Jenks as Sheena the High-School Weeyach, Kay Dolores as The Chalupacabra, Joe Roeder as Patrick McDonald and Radio Anchor, Jonathan Booker as Marlin Perkins, Other Bill, Marbletainment Tonight anchor, and Senator Kaufman, and Robert Severson as Podcat Meoward Catsell and Evil Al.

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Music in this episode:

'Fart Stain' written by Jordan Starcrash, performed by Googolplexia.

'Baloney Aloney' written by Dubb Nubb, performed by Googolplexia.

'Summer Good, Summer Great' written and performed by Googolplexia.

 

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