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WAA 21- Theropods & Therapy 03/09/2026

WAA 21- Theropods & Therapy Hello and Welcome Back. Tricia and Kristina took another break, because they have been torn apart by forces beyond their control. Kristina's ok, but Tricia upped her meds. This episode focuses on the really important and pressing issues of 2026... Did T-Rex have wings?? They utilize the 1988 documentary Land Before Time as their primary reference point. However it is rife with inaccuracies. Too bad Don Bluth is dead, Kristina and Tricia want answers. The argument de-evolves into which is best a Giraffe or a Unicorn. Apparently unicorn's role. So, apologies may be in order to Giraffes and the Giraffe community. If they are even real. Also Kristina might be in a gang, look out. If you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/40362865

WAA 20 - THWACK 12/03/2025

WAA 20 - THWACK Hello and Welcome Back. Kristina's boobs are on the loose. Everyone be aware. THWAK happens. Tricia has reached the end of her life apparently as she is now often and sometimes lovingly referred to as MEMAW. (Insert Grandma noises) But jokes on you she nailed the new school lingo. Kristina and Tricia went on vacation, one mocked children and one embraced her pirate spirit. Also they reveal their bird personalities. Respectfully... Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/39214965

WAA 19 - Pleth O Ra 11/26/2025

WAA 19 - Pleth O Ra Hello and Welcome Back. In honor of Thanksgiving we are delivering hot fresh nonsense. A feast of the senses! Kristina and Tricia have a PLETH O RA of things to talk about this episode. Rapid fire Thanksgiving in which they contemplate upping their pill intake. Also they once again debate today's big problems. Cranberries, and is talking loudly and aggressively at people yelling or their problem??? Tricia uses cartoons to explain historical facts. Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/39186965

WAA 18 - Halloween 10/30/2025

WAA 18 - Halloween Hello and Welcome Back. Posting a day early is our treat to you! Kristina and Tricia ponder which is the best vampire. Count from Sesame Street is high on the list. But is it offensive to Transylvanian Culture??? Rapid fire Halloween questions coming at you. From Pumpkin Spice to how to eat Candy Corn, because OF COURSE Kristina has a "right" way to do it. Scariest of All there is a WAA burp at 1:22. You've been warned, bwahahahaha (*Witch laugh*, which lets be honest is every episode) Happy Halloween!! BE SAFE AND STAY AWAY FROM DRUG FILLED CANDY, Tylenol is everywhere!! Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/38737715

WAA 17 - Crab v. WAA 10/24/2025

WAA 17 - Crab v. WAA Hello and Welcome back. Kristina and Tricia are heading to the supreme court of... stupidity. Being sued is not for the weak. But they handled it with tact and humility OR they drew a middle finger and created offensive post it notes. Mr Crab has no idea what he's in for. These two are pretending to be lawyers now. Also Great news! Kristina and Tricia are going places at work and with old ladies at bars. Bonus! Autism Corner is back, Smells and Sounds are the worst especially old cooter moth balls. Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/38737315

WAA 16 - Pee Squared 10/10/2025

WAA 16 - Pee Squared Hello and Welcome back. Kristina and Tricia really missed their calling of being elevator engineers. One of them is really good at recognizing shapes and they invented an elevator condom. #Problemsolvers But where do you Pee???? And shocking no one, Kristina is punching Tricia NO MATTER what happens. Bonus! Autism Corner is back, Aspirin is the new mesothelioma! If anyone ask we know what two and half inches looks like. Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/38520010

WAA 15 - L.O.A. 10/03/2025

WAA 15 - L.O.A. Hello and Welcome Back. It’s been a minute but Tricia explains her new hobby of naked helicopter rides to get out of work and doing this podcast But no worries Kristina and Tricia dive right in and get to the real issues that plague our society today; mostly can dead people watch you doing it? Also can people in heaven get it on? And shocking no one, Kristina and Tricia are on drugs. Bonus! Autism Corner, Check it out! Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/38436345

WAA 14 - Serious Puzzle Business 10/31/2024

WAA 14 - Serious Puzzle Business Hello and welcome back Kristina and Tricia attract road rage but for the record they stayed in their lane. They agree that puzzles are an important issue that must be taken seriously. No one understands Kristina's puzzle trauma, and Tricia's medical degree (which does not exist) did not help at all. Also, Kristina loves her ethnic family she never met. but she has lots of pictures of them. If you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/33700817

WAA 13 - Float Your Flam 09/25/2024

WAA 13 - Float Your Flam Hello and welcome back Kristina and Tricia get into a hairy situation. Mostly it's Tricia. Chicken shoes are not as funny as you would think but a giant dream chicken attacking your house is. Also, our apologies to Justin Timberlake we are patiently awaiting your email. If you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/33198617

WAA12 - Bop it! Brush it! Rawdog it! 09/18/2024

WAA12 - Bop it! Brush it! Rawdog it! Hello and welcome back Kristina and Tricia go rounds about socks. Do you all rawdawg your pants?? There is a lot of poll taking about the most random things. Like do you brush your teeth in a pool or the ocean? Kristina has a lot of concerns. Also, bop it is the hero of the paralympics and we're here for it. If you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/33102862

WAA 11 - Yogurt, The True Villain 08/26/2024

WAA 11 - Yogurt, The True Villain Hello and welcome back Kristina and Tricia take on some questions about their superpowers. Unsurprisingly, they would both be mad with power if given a smidge of authority. Also, it turns out the real enemy has been yogurt this whole time. The yogurt sleeper cell was activated and Kristina never saw it coming. Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/32736037

WAA 10 - Mexican Corn Rows vs Columns 08/14/2024

WAA 10 - Mexican Corn Rows vs Columns Hello and WE ARE BACK. Kristina and Tricia took some time off to be trashy. You know how it is. Anyway in this episode Kristina and Tricia get down to the really important business of Corn and how to eat it—just fixing the whole planet's problems basically. They also lose their minds over how cool museums are. Do you know what an inflationship is? Neither do they!! Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/32570432

WAA 9 - I'm Blue (Daaabaadeee) 07/09/2024

WAA 9 - I'm Blue (Daaabaadeee) Hello and Welcome back. In this episode Tricia and Kristina really make their mother's proud. We don't know what planet we are on and have no idea how to use sidewalks. We try to answer our dear friend Blue's questions; but mostly go off on tangents. Here's a super real science fact: Bread only exists in the microwave. (according to Kristina) Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/32060337

WAA8 - Wet Bottom and Cheese Chunks 06/25/2024

WAA8 - Wet Bottom and Cheese Chunks Hello and Welcome back. In this episode, Tricia and Kristina not only embrace their superhero alter egos WET BOTTOM AND CHEESE CHUNKS they embrace their old lady complaints and let you know all about it. Most importantly, WEALF??? of information on feelings? Our cover art is so trashy, we know. If you can do better we would love any artistic submissions or unartistic we'll take those too! Send your version of Wet Bottom and Cheese Chunks to WAATRASHMAIL@GMAIL.COM And as always, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/31877862

WAA7 - Iced Carmel Mr. Miyagi 06/10/2024

WAA7 - Iced Carmel Mr. Miyagi Hello and Welcome back. In this episode's unhinged trauma dump. We talk about beloved Pat Morita AKA Mr. Miyagi AAKA: Coffee Miyagi AAAKA: UPPPPPP downnn We rant about movies (again and lose track of time) Most importantly, Kristina expresses her very strong thoughts on where fruit does and doesn't belong. IT'S BANANAS. Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/31675452

WAA6 - Year of the Gerbil 05/27/2024

WAA6 - Year of the Gerbil Hello and Welcome back. Tricia and Kristina deep dive into their astrological signs. Kristina might be a Gerbil? ANNDDD If you need an unhinged movie playlist that includes puppets, we gotchu. Also; Hi Henry Cavill, we love you. Also, Also, if you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/31475522

WAA5 - Big D 05/23/2024

WAA5 - Big D Hello and Welcome back. In this episoDe our Dear FrienD anD coworker BIG D haD a list of questions. We were happy to help with. A Direct quote from him after he listeneD to this episoDe: "No $#!+ LaDies!". Thats how you know its gooD If you neeD any aDvice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/31429647

WAA4 - Sausage Skin 05/18/2024

WAA4 - Sausage Skin Hello and Welcome back. Has anyone used the words cheese enormity and sausage skin in the same sentence? We do. Also we are working on a fix with the microphones. WE KNOW. What do expect we're trash. Stay Boyant and Scream Menopause! If you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/31363012

WAA3 - It WAS a fountain 05/06/2024

WAA3 - It WAS a fountain Hello and Welcome back. Do you know how to swim? Can you do ballet? We do kinda, just stay off of the fountains. Also, Walmart has some explaining to do. We really give some great advice this episode. (in our opinion) If you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/31147213

WAA2 - The THIRD Finger 04/29/2024

WAA2 - The THIRD Finger Hello and Welcome back. Learn to count and so much more in this episode! Tricia and Kristina answer some questions and give advice. We also discuss the "SNEEZE" and the fact we have no idea what we are doing. If you need any advice reach out to WAATRASHMAIL@Gmail.com /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/31031138

WAA1 - Shut the fox up 04/22/2024

WAA1 - Shut the fox up Welcome to WAA This is the discription nobody asked for, but here we are. This episode Kristina and Tricia tell the ridiculous orgin story of how WAA came to fruition. Sit back, enjoy, cover your ears at 2:55 (you've been warned). Also if you are in need of useful but more likely unhinged advice contact us at waatrashmail@gmail.com! /episode/index/show/19eee58e-5b2b-4949-81e2-26d007ea95d4/id/30924083

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