4 am knows all of my secrets
An experience in humble debauchery.
info_outline Episode 13 - The Vital Resurgence 12/13/2020
Episode 13 - The Vital Resurgence Ryan & Tiff reunite for the good of all humanity as 2020 rolls out! We've heard your cries in the darkness, we've seen the hopeless faces in the Zoom lens, and just like the sourdough starter you've mastered this year... WE RISE! Mommy & Daddy have been gone too long, but we're back to kiss all of your boo-boos away. As always, we keep it wayyyyy too honest and more real than anyone is comfortable with. So stock up on that tp one more time, then settle in for a candid conversation of 2 best buds hashing things out. Thanks for listening and enjoy the show!
info_outline Episode 12 - Louis CK @ The Improv 01/27/2019
Episode 12 - Louis CK @ The Improv Ryan & Tiff went to the Pittsburgh Improv to see Louis CK and give you all the dirty deets! Love him or hate him, Louis CK is back in the game and up to his old tricks. We tell you our thoughts on his recent allegations and why we continue support his comedy career. Thanks for listening!
info_outline Episode 11 - Psychedelic Theater 01/08/2019
Episode 11 - Psychedelic Theater It's the first show of the new year! We take you WAYYYY behind the scenes in this episode as we get the ball rolling, but power through it because we get into some pretty entertaining secrets involving our experiences with hallucinogenic drugs. We also cover why Ryan used to associate the coming new year with a religious repentance. We've made it to episode 11, folks! Thanks for listening!
info_outline Episode 10 - The Airing of Grievances 12/09/2018
Episode 10 - The Airing of Grievances Welcome back, folks! Ryan and Tiff reunite for this Homecoming episode to celebrate Festivus with "The Airing of Grievances". We have been back under the same roof for a little over a week now and we're just working some kinks out on the microphone with a little help from some sweet THC caramels. This episode gets REAL behind the scenes as we air out all of our petty issues that we usually only discuss about behind closed doors. Bear with us as we get our footing back and close out the show with a brand new sign off! Thanks for listening and talk to you soon!
info_outline Episode 9 - If I Could Turn Back Time 11/04/2018
Episode 9 - If I Could Turn Back Time How many secrets are TOO many secrets??? Ryan & Tiff spend the first 45 minutes talking about the debaucherous sexual situations they have experienced and we work in one of our favorite 90s video for an improptu Media Secrets addition. We also check in on our relationship experiment and wrap everything up with a handful of dad jokes sure to get you pumped! Thanks for listening!
info_outline Episode 8 - Thigh Meat 10/21/2018
Episode 8 - Thigh Meat Ryan and Tiff just got back from a night of debauchery and want to talk about unheard of pooping rituals, why Tiff was the first person to ever get cut off at an open bar and Ryan lets you in on his current Bon Jovi struggle. We also check in with where we are at in our relationship and share some of the decisions we've made. You know we bring out all the secrets here, because you GET us and we GET you. Thanks for listening!
info_outline Episode 7 - Story Time 10/07/2018
Episode 7 - Story Time It's been too long! Ryan and Tiff are back to tell you all about their Halloween experiences growing up. We get into some deep story telling and re-live some of our favorite trick or treating memories, including that time when Ryan ate a glow stick! Brand new 2 for 1 dad jokes and Tiff brings out her first Media Secret to force Ryan to watch live! Thanks for checking it out.
info_outline Episode 6 - That Sweet Caramel Coma 09/09/2018
Episode 6 - That Sweet Caramel Coma Ryan kicks the conversation off with another fun edibles story and then we have 2 brand new segments to unfold: Dad Jokes and Media Secrets. You will have to tune in to learn more! Tiff talks about her recent decision to raise her old podcast Moore Than You Can Chew from the ashes with a powerful episode. Thanks to everyone for listening and all of the support. Talk to you soon!
info_outline Episode 5 - Vacations with Uncle Cid & Aunt Molly 09/03/2018
Episode 5 - Vacations with Uncle Cid & Aunt Molly We have a feature length episode for you today with all the bells and whistles! Ryan and Tiff talk post Ocean City vacation stories that are sure to keep you entertained. We tell you about our favorite OC characters, why you should always wait a few days to do psychedelic drugs and explain why much of our vacations revolve around us being crybabies. There's no denying this trip had a HUGE impact on our personal relationship, as well. So buckle up and put the kiddos to bed because this will be an episode you won't want to miss! Thanks so much for listening and please spread the word. We need your feedback and iTunes reviews to get this one up and running! Talk to you soon.
info_outline Episode 4 - Sex, Drugs & Furries (Part 2) 08/19/2018
Episode 4 - Sex, Drugs & Furries (Part 2) In part 2, Ryan and Tiff discuss some of their more memorable experiences with psychedelic drugs. Ryan kicks it off with a fun story about his love/hate relationship with edibles, we try to recall our very first experiences with hallucinogens and we wrap it all up with a fun fact about a beloved child star that you won't want to miss! If you like what you're hearing, or even if you don't, make sure to leave us a comment in the iTunes store and tell us all about it. More secrets coming at ya soon!
info_outline Episode 3 - Sex, Drugs & Furries (Part 1) 08/12/2018
Episode 3 - Sex, Drugs & Furries (Part 1) OK so we haven't exactly been keeping up with recording EVERY week, but you had to expect that a little, right? Coming up we have a juicy 2-parter to keep your ear holes satisfied! Tiff gets right to the heart of it with one simple question, do guys LIKE handjobs? And why is Ryan so obsessed with Furries? Which leads us into a strange conversation about fetishes and bestiality. It's everything you have come to expect from a couple of degenerates sharing a microphone. Enjoy!
info_outline Episode 2 - Lowered Expectations 07/14/2018
Episode 2 - Lowered Expectations We're diving deep in this weeks episode to bring you our horrifying tales of online dating, new charac's and re-live some of our most memorable fights for your entertainment. LOTS of secrets await you in this episode!
info_outline Episode 1 - Love Is In the Air 07/08/2018
Episode 1 - Love Is In the Air It's our debut episode that we PROMISED to you! Lets talk about what annoys us about each other, body image woes and what food does to us in our 30's. That and so much more in this riveting introductory episode! Thanks for listening.