What If Apocalypse

Two cousins. Infinite embarrassment.

Episode 22 - Announcement 07/15/2025

Episode 22 - Announcement On a very special What If Apocalypse, the cousins discuss wisdom teeth, a tragic misdial, and a really big update. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/37407510

Episode 21 - La Fart, NY (w/Lauren Miller) 05/24/2025

Episode 21 - La Fart, NY (w/Lauren Miller) Life-long best friends Nicki and Lauren discuss childhood memories and one really expensive steak. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/36696750

Episode 20 - From the Vault: Preschool Cigarettes w/ Zoe Alper 04/03/2025

Episode 20 - From the Vault: Preschool Cigarettes w/ Zoe Alper Recorded on November 16, 2024. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/35995570

Episode 19 - Arizona 02/28/2025

Episode 19 - Arizona Girls trip! /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/35490525

Episode 18 - The All-Girls Sleepover (w/Ari Mostow) 12/10/2024

Episode 18 - The All-Girls Sleepover (w/Ari Mostow) We are BACK with another exciting, inviting, conniving(?) episode with our friend ARI MOSTOW!!! In this episode, we travel to such exotic and remote locations as the Gelson's parking lot and the middle school boys' bathroom. With Ari, you might laugh, you WILL cry, and hey... You just might learn a thing or two. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/34360480

Episode 17 - Sexy Education (w/Eliyah Lister) 09/20/2024

Episode 17 - Sexy Education (w/Eliyah Lister) Today we welcome to the podcast someone who was basically destined to be on it. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/33149192

Episode 16 - You have to change too (w/Ella Lane) 09/03/2024

Episode 16 - You have to change too (w/Ella Lane) The third Lane cousin is HERE, and she has a lot to say. Mostly about piss. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/32872672

Episode 15 - The show must go on... top. Or bottom! (w/Breene) 08/15/2024

Episode 15 - The show must go on... top. Or bottom! (w/Breene) Epic episode about theatre and love and life and jobs and BYU with our friend BREENE HALABY!!!!!!! /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/32584242

Episode 14 - Minionese 07/18/2024

Episode 14 - Minionese This episode contains extensive spoilers for Despicable Me 4. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/32191082

Episode 13 - Werewolf Attack 07/01/2024

Episode 13 - Werewolf Attack The cousins tap into one of Nicki's deepest, darkest fears. Meanwhile, Nina found a tooth! Or did she...? /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/31969957

Episode 12 - Two Truths and a Lie 06/11/2024

Episode 12 - Two Truths and a Lie We are back with another exciting episode of What If Apocalypse. Sometimes something smells like something and you can't figure out what it is or what it smells like and you just gotta know. You have to get to the bottom of things. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/31690842

Episode 11 - Great Episode, Guys! 05/06/2024

Episode 11 - Great Episode, Guys! On this episode, Nicki stumbles upon a cookie dough kiosk at the mall. You won't believe what happens next... Title says it all! /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/31164497

Episode 10 - CVS Hologram (w/Leah) 04/23/2024

Episode 10 - CVS Hologram (w/Leah) We are joined by Nicki's camp friend LEAH! This episode is about the pharmacy and the urgent care and summer camp. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/30944708

Episode 9 - Mother, call the cows home! 04/08/2024

Episode 9 - Mother, call the cows home! All the world's a stage. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/30735298

Episode 8 - Shabbos Confessional (w/Producer Ella and Friends) 03/25/2024

Episode 8 - Shabbos Confessional (w/Producer Ella and Friends) Shabbat Shalom. In this episode, we went to Ella's Shabbat dinner where we didn't know anybody and made them confess to us. They wanted to do it though so it's fine. Stop asking. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/30535043

Episode 7 - Dud Episode 03/11/2024

Episode 7 - Dud Episode In this episode, the audio cut out for most of the game. Please enjoy a lot of nonsense and then like a little bit of actual content. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/30316858

Episode 6 - Wanted: Two Idiots 02/26/2024

Episode 6 - Wanted: Two Idiots In this episode, we learn why Nina and Nicki can't babysit. "Can't" or won't? Can't. Definitely can't. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/30114683

Episode 5 - Banana Phone 02/05/2024

Episode 5 - Banana Phone This week, Nicki gets a banana phone and Nina gets a job interview. What could go wrong? /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/29799553

Episode 4 - Pregnant Bus 01/29/2024

Episode 4 - Pregnant Bus RIP Ella's laptop, recording on our phones this week. We cover a lot of ground in this episode, but also kind of none at all. Car trouble, disrespecting your elders, playing Simon Says. Classic guy stuff. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/29690008

Episode 3 - Ellen Pompeo Tension 01/22/2024

Episode 3 - Ellen Pompeo Tension In this episode, Nicki opens up about Ellen Pompeo and we try to get her to stop. This is the first episode with OUR PRODUCER, the wonderful ELLA PAPO!!! 🎉 /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/29588823

Episode 2 - This Burn 01/15/2024

Episode 2 - This Burn In this episode, we discuss prank calls, teen social dynamics, and one really sick burn. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/29488088

Episode 1 01/08/2024

Episode 1 Welcome to What If Apocalypse with Nicki and Nina Lane. In our first episode, we explain the rules of the game and talk about going to the gym, the library, school — some of the most dangerous and embarrassing places of all time. /episode/index/show/bd05ebd0-0b0e-4385-9ca6-a282477f08c2/id/29379448

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