Dude, Did You Hear?
Two dudes struggle with sanity as their real stories turn out to be just as hilarious and bizarre as the world in their pod. Behind the humor, just over the horizon, darkness looms.
info_outline Top 10 Movies of 2020 07/21/2021
Top 10 Movies of 2020 Dave and Andy have been stuck in a cave for a really LOOOOOOOONG time and they’re not sure if any of their stuff works anymore. 2020 has been going on for a decade and they’re not even sure they saw enough movies to do a top 10! But one thing’s for sure… the fact that there isn’t a Law & Order SUV commercial is a massive missed opportunity. Dude, did you hear? Dave is drinking Orderville by Modern Times and Andy is drinking a Purely Intentional Breakfast Stout from NoDa Brewing. WAIT?!?! ANDY IS DRINKING A STOUT? Andy has a Tom Brady quickdraw that will BLOW YOUR MIND all the way back to 1983. Dave’s quickdraw is here with some experimental procedures that will raise some eyebrows. And progesterone levels. Don't cry about it. Andy is here with our every episode contractual Russian segment and this time, it’s a fascinating store of mysterious nuclear submarines, the Cold War and the utter ineptitude of the Swedish Navy. A Swedish couple attempts to name a child. Dave dives into their fail. We end this DDYH with an assignment for you listeners. Wait, two straight Swedish DDYHs? Pass the meatballs! Every year, we dive into our Top 10 movies of the previous year and it’s always filled with hot takes, disagreements, surprises and Tom Hanks. This year was no exception! SUCK IT MOVIEPASS! AMAZON BRAIN PRIME IS YOUR TICKET TO THE FUTURE!
info_outline Home Alone for Christmas 12/24/2020
Home Alone for Christmas Andy and Dave have been wandering around a dark tunnel they may or may not have been supposed to go down. A rabbit hole if you will… but what’s new! They're still up to the same old shenanigans like subverting your expectations with crazy stories, wildly interesting facts and more riffs than Eddie Van Halen. /// A brief piece of prose to keep you on your toes It's a quick Christmas episode at DUDE DID YOU HEAR Hoping we bring you some sweet Christmas cheer Maybe your merriment's just not the same But we came bearing gifts, and all without shame Maybe you've been naughty, perhaps you've been nice This episode's for Christmas so don't put it on ice This episode's best before 12.25 The day after Hans Gruber's infamous dive Dive hard he did cause of ole John McClain We hope your Christmas doesn't hit like a train Remember the state hated Christmas before But the truth is that Christmas means a little bit more On a night quite like this, our Savior was born the breaking light of a bright glorious morn /// Andy is drinking a Hop Fiend IPA from Boojum Brewery and Dave is drinking Santa’s Little Helper from Port Brewing. One has been done before and one has an extra DDYH attached to it. Quickdraws include poo poo, pee pee, an astonishing fact about A Christmas Carol, the fastest red card in soccer EVER and have you ever heard of Sartre? (that’s ok) Admit it, you’re always wondered why a marathon is 26.2 miles. Or maybe you think you already know the answer. Well Andy is here to subvert your expectations and put that to rest! Like that first Marathon runner of yesteryear. Christmas is cancelled, say many Burgomeisters around the world. Miserable masked misers making mince of merriment. But fear not. Santa Claus is coming to town. Hans (not Gruber) but Steininger. Germany. Beards. The Burger Meister. Die Hard. What were we talking about again? It’s a Christmas story, Dave promises. RELOAD – Andy is drinking Elijah Craig Straight Rye and Dave is drinking the coveted Pliny the Elder Andy recommends the book Born to Run: A Hidden Tribe, Superathletes, and the Greatest Race the World Has Never Seen. Whether you’re a runner or a couch potato, you’ll be fascinated by the stories in this book. Dave recommends The Mandalorian, especially after the conclusion of a stellar Season 2. Dave and Andy basically want a redo on the sequel trilogy. This is the Star Wars they’ve been waiting for. Andy doesn’t recommend messing with moms. Especially if you’re part of the cartel. The story of one mom giving the Cartel... CART-HELL!!! Dave doesn’t recommend having the Instagram app on your phone. He’s got a harrowing personal story about this. Mind your own business, Zuckerburg! Sticky fingers stealing your swipes like the wet bandits! AND.... A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM DAVE AND ANDY
info_outline H20-20 HALLOWEEN 10/28/2020
H20-20 HALLOWEEN Want to save yourself from the evil clowns that wait under your bed at night? Quick! Go to your podcast app and leave DDYH a review! It’s the only way to save yourself from their terrible claws, nasty teeth and mind-numbing dad jokes! Also guaranteed to keep you safe from images and Bloody Mary herself! Dave and Andy are back at it with an episode as spooky and scary as ever. Death, bats, mercurial murderous emasculating madness, and everyone wearing masks. No we’re not talking about the average day in 2020, we’re talking about Halloween! Join the dudes as they bring you all the crazy stories inspired by the holiday and even give you the movies you need to watch to get into the... GAH! What was that? Dude, did you hear? No, seriously- what was that noise?! Dave is drinking a Star Cloud IPA from Modern Times and Andy is drinking a Pacifico because it’s what ORAC-L had in his fridge. Quickdraws include a samurai purist, death by candy, a eunuch (I mean unique) way of getting ready for an assassination and a human-sized bat that has nothing to do with the world series! Dave shares a disturbing and gassy mystery that remains unsolved. Andy also shares an unsolved mystery, this time an entire 727 disappears into thin air. Keith Urban can't outrun Angolan missiles. Dave likes horror movies. Andy does not. And yet, here they are with their TOP 5 scariest and spookiest movies of all time. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! also, HAPPY REFORMATION DAY!
info_outline THE STAR WARS MOVIES RANKED! 10/23/2020
THE STAR WARS MOVIES RANKED! A long time ago, in a podcast far away… It is a time of Civil War. Dave and Andy are trapped, on the run, and just opened a casket containing Sir Patrick Stewart. Cornered in a cave with horrors on the other side, they make one final effort to wake the frozen shakespearian sonnet-reader. They're just in time for the dudes to talk about Pat's favorite topic – Star Wars! That’s right, in addition to the usual shenanigans, Dave and Andy will finally do what they’ve been talking about for years… ranking all 11 Star Wars movies. Set opinions for stun! No one asked for it, it's uncalled for, look down in the basement... it's- Dude, did you hear? Andy is drinking a Landshark Lager and Dave is Drinking a Blazing World IPA from Modern Times for old times’ sake. Andy has a new take on the phrase “Kill them with kindness.” Just like everybody says, spread kindness, not... you know. *Sneezes* Take your temperature because Dave takes you through the storyboard for the way a very popular movie almost ended totally differently. Andy's been streaming so many shows he literally can’t wait any longer to tell you every single one of them. He coughs up Every. Single. One. He puts the stream in quarantine. Wait… what? Dave's recommending a children’s show for adults. Don’t laugh. He’s serious. Plus, you're not smart enough for adult shows anyway. Also, you shouldn't be laughing because it's illegal in California. And without further ado, it’s finally time for what you all came for. STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! 11 STAR WARS MOVIES!
info_outline Music, Movies, Midnight Rides, and Maritime Mysteries 06/27/2020
Music, Movies, Midnight Rides, and Maritime Mysteries Dave and Andy are stuck deliberating a decision of life and death. Face destruction or a path through the underworld. But wait! Incredible stories illuminate the way! Midnight rides, amazing video game Easter eggs, and bourbon-fueled spit takes. Will there be the sound of bagpipes? You’ll need to listen and find out. Wait a second, this isn’t a horror film… it’s a buddy comedy! Like Shaun of the Dead! Starring your two favorite buddies, Dave and Andy! Dude, did you hear? Andy is drinking a Longboard Lager from Kona Brewing Company and Dave Quickdraws include an update to the story we covered in our treasure hunting episode, the midnight ride of ______ ______ that secured America’s independence, the original plot of Anchorman, and the scandalous name of erasers in England. Andy shares some surprising effects that music can have on some very random objects. Grab some wine, put away that bug spray and turn up the tunes! (That sentence will make sense once you listen to the segment) Dave shares a story that feels eerily familiar. They always say that history is doomed to repeat itself. Will he come out as the king of the world or will he identify as part of women and children first? It’s 2020 so who cares anymore. BONUS HACK: Dave reveals an unbelievable Easter egg in Area 51. This is probably the most important part of the episode. Andy recommends "The King" on Netflix. If you enjoy "Braveheart" and Shakespeare, stream it now! Dave recommends vinyl. You don’t need to grow a beard, wear dark rimmed glasses, do anything ironically, drink craft beer, be authentic, recommend NPR podcasts, wear flannel, roll up your dark blue jeans, wear work boots and do no actual work, or drink pour over coffee to enjoy it! You just need to love high fidelity music captured in a way your ears can appreciate. And being awesome. Andy doesn’t recommend this crazy way of getting out of a life prison sentence. You won’t believe what this one guy tried! (Yep, you just got click-baited. We’re master click-baiters.) Dave doesn’t recommend going out in public with the COVID-19 novel coronavirus. Before your trigger warnings go off, you won’t believe the plot twist this one takes.
info_outline Friends, Fellows, Felons, and Floridians 05/23/2020
Friends, Fellows, Felons, and Floridians Dave and Andy feeling super lazy in the studio. But danger lurks around the corner… danger like stories too hilarious for your brain and facts too amazing to fathom. Michael Jackson is Spider-Man! The sun and the moon are the same size! Baths are manly?! Dave wants to take his pants off at the Convention Center?! Nothing computes anymore. What were we talking about? Oh right… Dude, did you hear? Andy is drinking a Kinroo Blue White Ale and Dave is drinking a Hop Cloud Hazy IPA from Hess Brewing. The can also looks alarmingly like Andy. Quickdraws include answers to your burning sun and moon questions, a mindblowing Spiderman fact (HEE HEE), the reason you see so many Florida stories in the news, and a fact that will make all you technology haters get extra triggered. A man robbed a Burger King. The police arrested him. He was found guilty. Then they forgot to put him in prison. Not joking. Dave breaks down how this wild story happened. Breaking news from Florida! The largest pound-for-pound poop has been had. Get your Ian Malcolm Jurassic Park memes ready. Andy’s recommendation is controversial. DON’T JUDGE HIM. There is science to back him up. Dave’s recommendation is an excellent kids show on Netflix. HELLO NINJA!!! (yes… hello…) Andy has a revealing shower thought… Dave has a quote to make you ponder how you respond to trials…
info_outline Trapped in Quarantino: Top 10 Movies of COVID19 04/03/2020
Trapped in Quarantino: Top 10 Movies of COVID19 Dave and Andy are stuck in quarantine-o waiting for Sir Patrick to return from a 6 month long trip to Costco. They’re so hungry and all the Hot Pockets are gone. It’s a good thing that they love sitting on their Charmin-cleaned butts, imbibing beer, and binge-watching movies and shows. Oh! And finding hilarious and random stories to fill the slow hours of your quarantine. Dude, did you hear? Andy is drinking Sun Grown Craft Lager from Sycamore Brewing and Dave is drinking a Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point Brewery. Today’s quickdraws include a secret Japanese plot to release the black plague, Amazon Echo baby names, deaf people sneezes and… wait… what’s that? Are those bagpipes? You know what that means! Dave shares the true meaning of “quarantine.” Get your Italian hands and Starbucks orders ready! Qu(entin T)arantino goes on Quarantino... WAIT... WHAT?! Andy brings to us a comedy of errors, stupidity, laziness and murder plots. But enough about China and Coronavirus... Do you find yourself spending an inordinate amount of time at home lately? Do you sit on the couch and wonder “what should I watch next”? Well, don’t worry dear listener, Dave and Andy are here for you. We have our Top 10 movies of Covid-19. I MEAN 2019! There are surprises. Snubs. Hot takes. Virtue-signals. Now, queue the dudes shamelessly stealing Mr. Plinkett... we mean, Buffalo Bill, we mean... oh crap, just play the song and a slide whistle... It's time we talked about what really matters!
info_outline The Rise of Christmas Movie Fights... and Lights 12/19/2019
The Rise of Christmas Movie Fights... and Lights The dudes are still in search of a missing Sir Patrick Stewart. This Christmas is seeming darker for some reason… and an old friend arrives in from the cold. Join us for a holiday episode filled with all the best cheer like an old-fashioned Christmas movie debate, butt stuff and the return of everyone’s favorite double-edged segment. But seriously, has anyone seen Sir Patrick Stewart? Dude, did you hear? Dave is drinking Not The Stoic Belgian quad from Deschutes Brewery and Andy is drinking the Sierra Nevada Celebration fresh hop IPA. Cheers! Quickdraws include an , an accidental circumcision, a different kind of grease monkey and the fastest manmade object ever. Dave brings the return of a fan favorite segment… SWORD WATCH! A political standoff at the Church of Eight Wheels gets violent between two men we’ll call Berkley and Frisco. The title of Andy’s DDYH is “Butt Song from Hell.” That should be all you need to pique your interest. It’s back! The dudes favorite segment returns. It’s time for a Top 5! In the spirit of the season, we’re counting down our Top 5 Christmas Movies of all time. There is sure to be controversy among you listeners… Does your head feel like it's going to yet? Tell us how wrong we are on Instagram or Facebook.
info_outline The Hipster Non-Conformist Euro-Trash Episode 11/19/2019
The Hipster Non-Conformist Euro-Trash Episode Hey... so, remember this show? New number, who dis? Dave forgot to wake Rip Van Andy up from his nap. And they recorded this back in the summer, so it’s been a while… Time is just a construct anyway- it's all relative, right? But that doesn’t change any of the shenanigans you can expect from the dudes, like: mystery-solving, hipster pwning and dad-bod shaming. LET’S GET IT ON!! Dude, did you hear? Dave is drinking a Critical Band Modern Times IPA and Andy is drinking a Summerfest lager from Sierra Nevada. Quickdraws include one parrot’s insane journey to glory, Russia sneaking a trojan clock into the American embassy, the nonconformist Providence that brought us the second-best selling book of all time and a 30-year-old mystery involving Garfield phones and the French coastline. Andy is here with an important study about hipsters. Spoiler alert: you’re not as cool and original as you think. Dave does something the dudes should have done from the beginning. Discover the origin of… Dude. He also reveals the meaning of that confusing Yankee Doodle song once and for all. Yankee=American Doodle= Dude (hipster, fastidious dresser) Dandy= City dweller, urbane Macaroni= Euro-Trash Fashion Matthew McConaughey stops by the show to plug his partnerships. The dudes debate whether he should be kidnapped. Andy recommends Hot Ones – the greatest interview show ever created (definitely not hipster hyperbole). Find it on YouTube. Dave recommends The Terror- both the book AND the tv show. (But only the first season). It's as chilling as a winter in the northwest passage. Andy does not recommend having terrible passwords. Unless you like people stealing everything from you. 1337 5p34k won't save you, either. Dave doesn’t recommend dad bods. Either the dad bod must die or you will. Because dad bod is dead bod, just without the "e." Now stick a feather in your cap and call it Macaroni. BOLO: Sir Patrick Stewart Answers to Pat, butler, and was last seen at the premier of a giant box office steamer that released recently. Balding and sometimes wears dark rimmed glasses- waxes Shakespearian and knows that there are four lights.
info_outline The Dudes Get Triggered (Top 10 Movies of 2018) 03/16/2019
The Dudes Get Triggered (Top 10 Movies of 2018) It’s season 3! Society is crumbling! Everyone is triggered! The world has never needed the dudes more. Dave and Andy are here with crazy stories about duck penises, devices that are killing you and misguided social media trends. Also, the dudes get into their favorite segment that comes but once a year! Their top 10 films of 2018. Just in time for the Osc... oh wait, those happened and we didn't watch them. That's right, the segment where the dudes tell Sir Patrick Stewart that he’s wrong again. Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking Prismatic IPA from Ninkasi Brewing and a Trader Jose from Trader Joe’s! Surprise quickdraw: People want their beer to taste like pee. Ur in trouble Trader Jose... get it? Quickdraws: Other quickdraws include the terrifying truth about bird penises, a theme park dedicated to the experience of living in communist USSR in the 80s (you know… the good times), and animal attacks that you didn’t see coming. Dude, Did You Hear? Death by Design! The dudes need some of your time to discuss something serious. The fact that your phone is killing you. Brace yourself for the longest DDYH in DDYH history. One where Dave gets real. Think you’ve got a problem? Take the shocking quiz . Andy is here to talk about a problem sweeping society. That’s right, the growing ridiculousness of baby gender reveals. They can be kind of annoying to see online but they’re an even bigger problem when they burn down a large chunk of Arizona. TOP 10 Movies of 2018 This episode is a special one. Instead of our normal Recommend/Don’t Recommend segments, Dave and Andy share their Top 10 movies of 2018. Get your notepad ready because we have some movies for you to watch. What are Dave and Andy’s #1 movies? How many do they have in common? Will Dave change his mind about First Reformed? You’ll just have to listen to it to find out. Are Andy and Dave shameless shills? Do they really care about anything? Are they even real? Did you even read the notes?
info_outline S2 EVII Deck The Calls 12/21/2018
S2 EVII Deck The Calls DaVE anD aNDy aRe COmpLEte iDiOTs In this episode, the dudes are trying to ignore the call to adventure when a mysterious package arrives. Before they can open it, a wild Christmas DDYH appears! Andy dives into one of Trader Joe’s greatest mysteries and Dave gives a movie review that you do not want to miss. The dudes are back and they’ve got a little Rebel Yell inside them. Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking Tropical Kush IPA from Sycamore Brewing and Santa’s Little Helper from Port Brewing Company. Followed by our favorite affordable bourbon, Rebel Yell. Dave brought a special holiday treat to go along with it. *This episode was not sponsored by Rebel Yell but if they would like to sponsor this show, the dudes will do just about anything for that bourbon company. ANYTHING. Rebel Yell. ANY. THING. Andy is back with an update on his favorite internet voting trend. Quickdraws includes someone not liking cats and inadvertently causing the Black Plague, a tv show you definitely didn’t ask for, the original ex-erasing and a crappy science experiment with Legos. In the movie It’s A Wonderful Life, we learn that every time a bell rings – an angel gets its wings. It’s too bad that doesn’t apply to window washers. Or does it? Dave shares a Christmas Miracle. Andy uncovers the history and truth behind the most popular item at Trader Joe’s. Grab your master sommelier pins! It’s time for a deep dive into rock bottom wine industry. Dave has a fake news advisory for all you listeners. Read credible sources and leave the misinformation forwarding to social media, Cold War enemies, and old people! You’ve heard of the Nobel Prize but have you heard of The Ig Nobel Prize? Andy shares the most fascinating awards show you’ve never heard of. Dave recommends the book John Adams by David McCullough. You can see examples of what it’s like to have educated political views and engage in fruitful discussions with people who disagree with you. Or you could keep watching YouTube, loser. Oh wait, there's a new Half in the Bag... Andy recommends Cards Against Humanity and all of their Black Friday shenanigans – especially this year’s stunt. Go to and enjoy the greatest product copywriting ever. Dave doesn’t recommend the movie First Reformed – which is basically God’s Not Dead for Greenpeace. TRIGGER WARNING: Dave spoils the entire movie. But it's hard to spoil garbage. He’s not sorry about it. Andy doesn’t recommend making purchases while drunk. Especially on your honeymoon. And especially when after 12 glasses of rum, the hotel you’re staying at seems preeeeetty affordable. // NOTHING TO SEE HERE
info_outline S2 EVI - A Spooky Halloween 2018 10/31/2018
S2 EVI - A Spooky Halloween 2018 It’s Halloween. It's Reformation Day. Is it EVP? Is it just a podcast? Is it an EVP Podcast? Is a multiverse plausible? What is the chief end of man? Where can I find a good VCR these days? Why are our questions so deep, and so tragically shallow? Dave and Andy return to the podcast universe darker than ever. So dark, in fact, the video is banned in nine states. Something terrible is happening to them. They have so many grim - and hilarious - topics to discuss before their final destination. Like creations that kill their creators, patients that (almost) kill their doctors, and the greatest way to wait for death of all time. Are you spooked? We're spooked. Listen for those EVPs, they could be anywhere. We're so startled. DO YOU DARE?! Oh, and Dave shares the most -----d up DDYH story we’ve ever had. Ever. There's a warning, and when you hear it skip to 30:00... You've been warned. A VERY spooky... Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking #9 Not Quite Pale Ale from Magic Hat Brewing and Hell’s Belle from Big Boss Brewery. Quickdraws include babies that don’t like ugly people, Mike Tyson’s crazy bribe, Sir Patrick Stewart’s surprising Halloween cameo, the US Postal Service’s multi-million dollar oopsie, the price of gas in Venezuela, and the audio herpes that is Now That’s What I Call Music. Dave shares the disturbing story behind Denver’s giant blue bronco next to the airport. You’ll never look at that horse the same ever again. Don't look in his eyes... TOO LATE! I CAN'T STOP! There has been a war raging between two major developed nations since the 1930’s. Prepare yourself for the epic battle for Han’s (NOT SOLO'S) Island! Dr. Acula is in. Debauchery, dismemberment, and… paperback Star Trek novels? This is the terrible, awful, horrible story of Der Metzgermeister AKA computer repair technician Armin Meiwes. A bath hasn't sounded this bad since Nightmare on Elm Street. Andy already has your retirement planned out and it involves lots and lots of margaritas. Don't worry, it's not an early retirement, coins-on-the-eyes kind of deal... A lady checks in to the hospital with cancer and kidney failure. Everyone that came in contact with her ended up violently ill. This is the crazy tale of Gloria Ramirez, THE TOXIC LADY. Andy brings in a “choose your own adventure” to DDYH. Which dangerous door will Dave choose? Drunk birds, paleo diets or the unmarked sarcophagus? The dudes play the ol’ switcheroo and do I Don’t Recommend first. //DON'T RECOMMEND Dave doesn’t recommend trying to demonstrate the strength of window glass by throwing yourself against it. It’s fun to scream “KILL IT WITH FIRE!” It’s less fun to burn your parents' house down. Andy doesn’t recommend trying to kill spiders in a house with a blowtorch. Unless you live in a bunker. //RECOMMEND Do you like the 80s? Do you like nostalgia? Do you like 80s nostalgia? Do you like kids going on adventures with walkie talkies? Do you like mysteries? Do you like bicycles? Do you like analog synthesizers? No, this isn’t Stranger Things. Dave recommends the movie - The Summer of ’84. See it if you dare. You probably won't, since Andy still hasn't seen Turbo Kid. Poor hipster Dave. Andy recommends that you go arm yourself with a salt rifle. Keep you're (family) members intact with a salt rifle, keeps metzgermeisters at a safe distance of 1-2 meters. Killing bugs will never be the same. Go buy the Bug-A-Salt gun. It’s $40! Seriously, we want you to buy a salt rifle. Dinner guests will be required to don eye protection... this is one saline solution that won't clear those dry eyes. Unless we're having you for dinner. //PACKET COMPLETE// REV 819 TERM HUSHED CASKET ACT HUSKS UNAV FOR INDWELL
info_outline S2 EV: Lord Minimus the Hobbit 07/10/2018
S2 EV: Lord Minimus the Hobbit It is a Dark time for the Dudes. Andy has entered the final trial and runs into a real Joker who likes exposition. A LOT. While that monster gives Andy some answers he wasn't expecting, Andy and Dave need to talk about some pretty wild stuff. Like unexpected stone cold WWII heroes, murderous artificial intelligence and a train loaded with 10 million pounds of crap.... and it's not at a stadium in Cleveland. Dave, obsessed with finding young Andy, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space... Oh, and would you idiots stop trying to take selfies and dying? It’s time we brought back our classic segment “Me, Myself and My Killfie.” Set playback speed to 1 for a very special... Dude, Did You Hear? Time Stamps: 00:00-21:39 Intro/The Great Journey/We're back in business 21:39-30:42 Quickdraws 30:42-63:44 Dude, Did You Hear? 63:44-73:06 I Recommend 73:06-82:10 I Don't Recommend/Outro 83:06-92:29 Remix "Lord Betamaximus"/Outtakes/Behind the Scenes 93:01-94:08 [REDACTED TO EARS ONLY] We’re drinking Moon Juice IPA from Sycamore Brewing and Stone Hop Revolver IPA from Stone Brewing loaded with HERKULES (which we’re assuming is a kind of hops). We don't know what kind of hop it is, we just know the sound it makes when it takes another man's life. Quickdraws include: An A.I. that only thinks about murder (don't they all?), Russia being closer than you think, the inequality *flops self on ground in Oscar-worthy agony* of the World Cup, a fast food alligator incident, the origin of Nickelodeon, another insane case of stalking, and Adam Sandler sweeping an award ceremony. A small town in Alabama found themselves in a really crappy situation. Literally. Dave becomes a reporter on the ground in the brown who nose exactly what is going down in the community. Dave brings another set of Awesome dudes from history, this time featuring Sir Jeffery Hudson aka Lord Minimus. Pirates! Duels! Exile! Pies! Buggery! This story has it all. Mr. Rogers saved the VCR (Video Cassette Recorder, for those of you under 25). It’s true! The Supreme Court said so. However, there’s no word on them weighing in on the mail fraud case brought forward by Mr. McFeely. A hobo Welshman saved the Allies in WWII. What’s the crazy part of this story? He was dead. Andy goes down a rabbit hole of weird state laws. No pen- err, pinball for minors in SC! No glue made out of skunks in OK! Don’t tread on us, bro. Dave recommends the book 12 Rules for Life by Jordan Peterson. Check your political pre-conceived notions at the door and listen to some practical wisdom. Stand up straight with your damn shoulders back and stop blaming other people for your issues! Don't just read the rules, you need them exposited to adequately orient yourself, Lobster. Want your kids to perform back-breaking tasks better? Andy recommends that you dress them like Batman! [insert wobbly slide whistle] Seriously. Do it. There’s evidence to support this and the world will be a better place. WHERE’S RACHEL?!?!?! Just don't force your kids into a cave with a shady eastern medicine chiropractor.... also try not to get murdered after going to the theatre, that causes other developmental issues. Dave doesn’t recommend not having someone watch your back when running for local public office. (Dave also doesn't recommend double negatives...) Especially when you only need one vote to win. Literally, just a total vote tally of one... and you forget to vote for yourself. Sheesh. Could've won by a self-imposed landslide, Lisa! Andy doesn’t recommend trying to take selfies with wild animals. Once again, the guys at DDYH need to remind you to STOP TAKING (DANGEROUS) SELFIES. 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info_outline S2 EP4 The Bowels of Doom 05/16/2018
S2 EP4 The Bowels of Doom DDYH S2 EIV THE BOWELS OF DOOM Andy is on a dangerous journey at the cusp of the Marsh of Confusion, when he falls through a conveniently plotted hole and is left to his own devices. Meanwhile Dave desperately searches for truth. Fortunately, Dave has the tools to save Andy from annihilation with a well-timed DDYH. Trapped for over 8 weeks the signal finally penetrates into the PODOSPHERE. They have so much to discuss - like insane schlocky B-movie plots, insane rich people building devices in mountains, and insane levels of alcohol blindness... Oh, and there are MULTIPLE stories of emergency landings caused by people farting. The dudes can’t resist a good old-fashioned plane-fart emergency landing headline. Dude, Did You Hear? We’re drinking the Cryonic IPA from D9 Brewing in Charlotte, North Carolina and Rock – The Pale Ale from Thorn Brewing in San Diego, CA. We have a couple corrections that we owe the listeners. Cause Andy and Dave were wrong about some things and they need to own up. Quickdraws include the etymology of vodka, the quietest place on earth, Andrew Jackson’s parrot, a surprising tantric sex massage expert, a black magic coconut, and sick burn in a Taylor Swift copyright lawsuit. Andy has the latest update in schlocky movie news. The Sharknado franchise announced the last movie of the series and it has to deal with time travel. What else could a movie about sharks in a tornado even have?!? Nazis? Yep. Dinosaurs? You bet. Noah’s Ark? Why the hell not! And, if you call in the next six minutes we guarantee a bonus pack of highly unrealistic randomized CGI crowd pleasers! Have you heard of alcohol blindness? No, not a blackout you drunkard. It’s an actual medical condition! Well, Dave brings you the cure. And it’s not what you expect. You know what they say, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed whiskey man is king. A man wouldn’t stop farting on a plane which led to an emergency landing and 4 people banned from the airline. Because of farts. But seriously, don't make people breath your farts in enclosed space you damn cretins. A Russian version of Lord of the Rings exists where the proletariat in the land of Mordor are the enlightened good guys. OF COURSE THAT EXISTS! A curse upon you Bilbo "Bourgeoisie" Baggins and your damn Capitalist ring! Speaking of how awesome Capitalism is... Jeff Bezos is building a giant clock inside a mountain in Texas that will run for 10,000 years. Because he’s run out of things to spend money on. And may be an insane evil villain. Dave recommends the movie Annihilation because it’s a solid piece of art and science fiction featuring a predominantly female cast that didn’t get nearly the recognition it deserved. Speaking of Two Towers, evil, and chaos... Andy recommends The Looming Tower – based on the best-selling book about the true story of the FBI and CIA in the years leading up to 9/11. You had me at Jeff Daniels. Stream it now on Hulu. There's something worse than snakes on a plane... Dave doesn’t recommend farting on a plane and trying to cover it up with a match. Yes, that’s illegal. Yes, this is a different farting on a plane story than the one before. Andy doesn’t recommend combining glass architecture with distracted people. You end up with lots of broken noses and concussions from walking into walls. That’s exactly what happened when the 5th most expensive building ever built opened its doors. //404 ERR IN MY7H STRUCT REBOOT? Y/N BIN STRUCT REM FEASIBLE 3473R ACT ON TGT 114425=TERM? 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100101 01101110 01101100 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 01100101 01101110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01100101 01111001 00101110
info_outline S2 E3 Pope Plagueis 03/05/2018
S2 E3 Pope Plagueis In this episode, Dave has been attacked, survived a crash, and is marooned on Flat Earth. He has but one way to maintain sanity. Andy is slowly making his way across the plains of Ogeid. Good thing they’ve heard a bunch of crazy (but true) stories – like a mysterious noise heard across the ocean, surprising Japanese business practices, who directed the fourth Mission Impossible Film, and some intense Pope on Pope historical drama. Oh… and a fan favorite segment returns. Hold onto your hilts! Dude, did you hear? Dave is drinking The Prodigal Son IPA from Bitter Brothers Brewery and Andy is drinking… WINE?! That’s right, something's wrong! Not with the wine, though, because it’s a cabernet sauvignon by 19 Crimes. Check out their augmented reality app and impress all your friends! It's like taking your pants off at a party except it's just on your phone, and you don't get arrested. Quickdraws include the medically-approved futuristic Digital/ANALog cure for the hiccups (conveniently located rectally), a shocking beauty contest scandal, Korean Olympic complications, bananas with edible peels, praying to suspicious saints, and a donut champion arrested for, wait for it... stealing donuts. In 1997, a mysterious and incredibly loud roar was heard underwater across the Pacific Ocean. What kind of monster was calling out from the deep? Andy has the answers THEY want you to hear. Dave takes us on a trip back in history to a time when Papist Europe was struggling to find a Pope. One nice Monk stepped up to take the initiative with a revelation- and it didn't end well. Like, straight up Anakin Skywalker and Chancellor Palpatine, did not end well. Researching the oldest businesses in the world (not THOSE oldest businesses, pre-vert) leads Andy to a [REVELATION] discovery regarding Japanese business practices that he did not see coming. Hold onto your sharpies and cardboard signs! Hobo katana theft is on the rise. Like the attacks, the stories are as convoluted and far-out as you could imagine. That’s right, SWORD WATCH returns! Sometimes technology just ain’t reliable. Andy heard-told a couple stories where dad-nab tech got some numbers reeeeeally wrong. We knew yew shouldn't trust them damn robotnik contraptions. Dave recommends Writer/Director David Lowery's "A Ghost Story"– a film that would have made the #1 Spot in his top movies of 2017 list. Stream it now on Amazon Prime Video. Set phasers to (kill) feels. If you like westerns AND violence, Andy recommends the seven-episode miniseries (because Andy EXCLUSIVELY enjoys exclusive miniseries, like the Netflix Exclusive) Godless. Stream it now on Netflix. Prepare to have your perception of Jeff Daniels changed forever- because it's exclusive! Dave doesn’t recommend over-enthusiastic (podcasting) post-game interviews. Especially when you’re really “playing the field.” He made an Anas attempt to pronounce the guy's name right. Andy doesn’t recommend Chinese zoos – especially when they have penguin exhibits. //TERM-REDUNDANCY- [_____] 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110101 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101100 01101011 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110011 00101110 00100000 01001000 01100101 01110010 01100001 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110100 01100101 01100100 ABSORB, CONTINUE, MONITOR SPIRAL PATH TRANSMISSION TERMINATES------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
info_outline S2 E2- Let 2017 Die... 01/26/2018
S2 E2- Let 2017 Die... In this episode, Andy is Rip Van Winkle-ing the New Year away (after yet another boring Sir Patrick Stewart monologue) and awakened by a mysterious visitor. Andy’s also been waiting until his bizarre Christmas present from Pat charges. Desperate to get in touch with Dave, Andy will do anything to reach out. They have so much to discuss from this past year: scientific breakthroughs, deaths of unsung heroes, and effects of Augmented Reality that united (and destroyed) America. Oh, and the dudes are counting down the Top 10 Movies of 2017. Your favorites probably didn't make it, because Dave and Andy are Hack Fraud Hipsters. Get ready to start a watchlist. Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking Hopsecutioner from Terrapin Brewery and City of the Dead from Modern Times. Quickdraws include a daring smuggler turtle on the run with a debt to pay, Mr. Rogers’ unique therapy sessions, a miraculous conception, a thriller Star Wars cameo you won't believe, and an unusual sentencing (pun intended) passed down in Hawaii. The dudes take a trip back to an America that was UNITED, as it always is into two factions- Supporters and Haters, and the I Don't Cares. That's right! United into two factions of three groups of people! It was the summer of 2016 and every supporter was playing Pokemon... Little did anyone know the destruction that game would wreak upon America. Andy investigates an ominous study titled: Death by Pokemon Go. Daylight savings time throws lots of people off when the clocks change. But no more destructive than Dave's hilariously dark story from 1999. It will blow your mind. Pun intended. The man who saved the world died last year. Allow Andy to take you back to a time where the world was almost baptized by fire and was saved by doing nothing. Binge-drinking actually saved Seth MacFarlane’s life. That’s all the teaser you get for this DDYH from Dave. In this very extra super turbo special edition of DDYH, the dudes share each of their Top 10 movies of 2017. They’ve been excited about this segment all of 2017 because it was a such great year for movies. What movies were left off? What were the surprises? What was #1? What does Andy do that completely catches Dave off-guard? Get ready for some great recommendations, listeners. //INIT CONT PROTOCOL// ENCR-MSG 01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110110 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100101 01101100 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110101 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101100 01101011 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110011 01100011 01100101 01101110 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110101 01110000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 00101110 00100000 DESTROY VESSEL CORE AT ALL COSTS. IMPEDE ALL WINDOW PROGRESSION.
info_outline DDYH S2 E1- Holly Jolly Jedi 12/23/2017
DDYH S2 E1- Holly Jolly Jedi Christmas is around the corner and Dave is escaping Flat Earth with Sir Patrick Stewart and Trolley. He’s finally made contact with Andy and boy… do they have some stories for you. Like a drunk man cooking his own food at a Waffle House, a woman trying to get pregnant with a ghost, and the secret that lies at the heart of North Korea. Oh, and the new Star Wars movie is tearing all of nerd-dom apart. Dave and Andy discuss The Last Jedi. Welcome to Season Two, you filthy animals! Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking Blazing World from Modern Times and Northern Lights IPA from Starhill Brewery. But Andy is already a few drinks ahead of Dave, so he's gonna hit Waffle House after this. Quickdraws include an enshrined VHS tape in an unexpected place, the discovery of a new type chocolate, Krampusnacht, Activision’s stinky lawsuit on a tiny family-owned business, the reason It’s A Wonderful Life is a Christmas classic, and a 6-year-old that is probably more successful than you. Sometimes you need to take matters into your own hands. That’s just what one man did at a Waffle House in South Carolina. He may not be the hero we deserve but he’s the hero we need. Your phone’s GPS is rotting your brain and ruining your innate sense of direction. Dave finally has the university studies to prove it. Feel free to beat someone over the head with it, the data- not a blunt object. A man forgot where he parked his car in the 90s and just gave up. Luckily for him, he found the car. Unluckily for him, he found it in 2017. Star Wars: The Last Jedi has officially pissed off half of all Star Wars fans. Where do Dave and Andy fall in that debate? This isn’t going to go the way you think it will. There's a safe space incorporated for those among you who haven't yet found your place in all of this. (Don’t worry, we’ll let you know when we get into spoilers.) Andy recommends The Stormlight Archive – starting with Book 1 “The Way of Kings.” It’s an incredibly unique and engaging fantasy series that is sure to be a future hit show on a streaming service near you. Dave recommends Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets – it's visually stunning and super fun. Just give it 20 minutes or so to get going. Andy doesn’t recommend picking a school mascot without thinking about the plural of that mascot. One dad has started a protest, because he didn’t want his kids playing for the “penises.” Dave doesn’t recommend ghosting. Or trying to get pregnant by a ghost. Or being a "spiritual guidance counselor." Or naming your child Amethyst Realm. //MSG REDACTEDON -ARCHIVE CORRUPTED SING DETECTED STDBY FOR RECALIBRATION OF DATA TRANSMISSION
info_outline Season 2 EP? "The Captain's (Pro)Log" 12/11/2017
Season 2 EP? "The Captain's (Pro)Log" In this prologue, Dave is adrift on the Trolley, lost in a wasteland and desperately trying to avoid Star Wars spoilers. But luckily, he’s still able to receive phone calls on that Power Glove because Andy’s heard some news. Andy has a Sir Patrick Stewart. Dave has a Sir Patrick Stewart. Something about that seems off… But who cares, because they have beer! Andy is drinking the Pilsner from Highland Brewing Company in Asheville, NC and Dave Green Hat IPA from Fall Brewing in San Diego, CA. This may be a short call, but the Dudes still have some quickdraws to take up Andy’s battery juice. They include the secret message blinking on top of the Capitol Records building in Hollywood, an explorer discovering that human flesh is bad for you, American Airlines having a Merry Glitchmas and a German rapper who really really really likes Spongbob. With Star Wars: The Last Jedi fast approaching, the dudes must go dark and avoid the spoilers strewn through Disney’s marketing. But they were caught unprepared… SHIELDS UP!
info_outline DDYH SEASON DEUCE TRAILER 1 "The Call" 12/01/2017
DDYH SEASON DEUCE TRAILER 1 "The Call" The Dudes try to figure out how to make a trailer while split up... and fail to realize they have no idea what they're doing. They also fail to realize they're being watched. There's a Narrator guy for epic voiceovers, wait, is there? Season Deuce will be, at the very least, a big number two. //ERROR_SYNORG-1/4?UP-DNDELAY/WINDOWERROR// Sir Patrick Stewart knows all about juvenile bodily function jokes (ahem, poop emoji), and Dave finds a glove that lets him talk to strangers... Quickdraws ensue. Dave and Andy are drinking [REDACTED:CODECLEARANCE-AUTH REQ_BOTHAN?] More of the insane true stories you (and the hack fraudcasters) need to survive a world gone mad. Dude Did You Hear? Returns this Winter.
info_outline EP XVII- SEASON ONE FINALE 10/30/2017
EP XVII- SEASON ONE FINALE In the season finale, Dave and Andy are at a crossroads. Dave prepared Andy a fancy dinner to talk about something. Could it be stories about mythical swords, endangered penises and poop-filled Tinder dates? Yes, but also something more… Something has been brewing and it has something to do with Sir Patrick Stewart and what he left in the freezer (spoiler alert: it’s not Hot Pockets). The stories are all so crazy that they may sound like fake news, but trust us, they’re not. It’s the end of the world as we know it. Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking La Fin Du Monde, a heavy hitting Belgian ale that quite literally translates to… The End of the World. Quickdraws include Hack-A-Shaq, an update on Salvador Dali’s exhumation affair, a questionable Doctor Who casting call, a baptism curtesy of Lord Stanley’s Cup, some surprising troubleshooting advice from Apple and a $700 million misspelling from USC. It’s the return of SWORD WATCH!!!! A little girl visited the lake where the mythical Excalibur was laid to rest and returned with a 4-foot broadsword. That sound you heard was a collective gasp from Arthurian scholars. Some guys really love golfing. Most guys really love their penis. If this resonates with you, then boy does Dave have a story for you. Here’s a new stat for you. A recent move by Chuck-E-Cheese is projected to reduce childhood nightmares by 83%. Andy will explain further. Mr. Freddy Krueger is suing. Dave returns with more unsolved mysteries. A beautiful day at the beach in Britain is ruined by toxic gas and hazmat suits. No one [ROOT ERROR, SYNTAX ERROR] knows why? Feel like Netflix and chilling even harder? Now you can, with new Netflix-sponsored weed! Sounds made up, but it’s definitely not. A reporter went for a ride on a homemade U-Boat. Her severed torso washed up on the beach. She should have listened to her parent’s advice about getting into submarines with strangers. Especially when that stranger is into MAKING THEIR OWN U-BOAT. A man came home to find his place had been burglarized. You won’t believe what he found lying in his bed! (Yeah, we just clickbaited you. Deal with it.) An unarmed carrier pigeon was shot dead by the police for just doing what it was trained to do. The media has been curiously silent about this issue, but not DDYH! They wouldn't have shot a dove, we know it! Dave has found evidence of even more messages from space. Why is this not a bigger deal?!?! ALIENS. That's why. Andy recommends The Night Of – an 8-part miniseries on HBO that will make you sweat off all that Halloween candy. It’s like if The Wire had a love child with the Serial podcast and that child became the most intense “who-done-it” in recent memory. Dave recommends Twin Peaks skaeP niwT, the show that every show you love owes pretty much everything to. Seriously, if there’s a show you like, it probably was inspired by this show. Stream the first seasons on Netflix, then find the new season on Showtime. Andy doesn’t recommend throwing your poop out the window on a Tinder date. Doo-Doo-d did you hear? Dave doesn’t recommend listening to mermaids and driving your car into LA MER. What happens at the end of this episode might change how you view reality forever. Did you think the show was over? Oh no, it’s just beginning… Dude, Did You Hear will return. //ARCHIVE-02 COMPILING ATTACHED DATA FOR ARCHIVE 01 MSG ATTACH UNZIP REF? ARCHIVE? AGGREGATE? NON-SEC/MAX-SEC REQUIRED 00110001 00111001 00101101 00110001 00110111 00101111 00101111 00100000 01010010 01101111 01100111 01110101 01100101 00100000 01000101 01101100 01100101 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 00101100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01000011 01001100 01001111 01010011 01000101 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001111 01010000 01011101 Time to die.
info_outline DDYH LITE - The Wild (Wild) West! 10/08/2017
DDYH LITE - The Wild (Wild) West! On this LITE episode, [RADINT DETECTED-CONT?] the dudes head back from the future and head to the past for some crazy tales about the Wild West. Better grab a seat at the local saloon for this one, cause Dave and Andy are about to fill you up with facts faster than the spitoon at the local saloon. Wait a second... didn't we just come out with a LITE episode? Make sure you listen for a special announcement from the dudes that will explain things.sgniht nialpxe Oh... and make sure your phones are on silent... Dave. Dude, did you hear? The Wild Wild West is a steampunk film vision of the neb-futuristic vision of the pas... wait sorry. The Wild Wild West, James West Taming the Wes.. oops, wrong thing. Damn it, Will Smith! We're drinking Coors Light cause an honest-to-God cowboy, Sam Elliot, stopped by and dropped some off. Gotta have a silver bullet for our six shooters. Quickdraws include John Wayne's shocking cameo (we didn't believe it either!), the truth behind sunburns, Michael Bay: An Actor's Director, a man's boat ride trust issues, Charles Manson - serial babysitter (and murderer), and the checkered, bullet-riddled past of Colonel Sanders. Andy has three stories of the Wild West involving classic cowboy tropes - feral camels, lost pirate ships and mummies. Andy and Dave share their Top 5 western movies of all time. RADINT- CONT-B2.049 FREEZE-UNLOCK-STDBY GLOC//STATUS-WOU/INCAP/DEC/LOS CACHELOG 01010101 01001110 01010011 01000101 01000001 01001100 00100000 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101000 01110101 01110011 01101000 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110011 01101011 01100101 00101110 Revel In Your Time
info_outline DDYH LITE - Sci-Fact and Top 5 Sci-Fi movies 09/20/2017
DDYH LITE - Sci-Fact and Top 5 Sci-Fi movies Do you like science fiction? Well, get ready for science FACT! In this LITE episode, Dave takes Andy through several realities that sound dreamed up by Issac Asimov or Philip K Dick. Maybe it’s true, Maybe it's mostly true, or maybe, just maybe- it's Maybelline. Dude_Did You Hear_ We’re drinking Michelob (Age of) Ultra. Fun beer fact: Australia used to measure the length of drives in beers. Kind of like the Kessel Run and parsecs. Put that in your YT-1300 freighter and smoke it. Quickdraws include jamboys, drunk goldfish, a woman who was frozen solid for 6 hours and lived, a new position at NASA to defend Earth from Space Invaders, and speaking of defenses- Christopher Columbus making the moon disappear. Fact or fiction? Robots that survive by consuming biological material (aka, potentially humans), cryo or hypersleep, space stations equipped with lasers that can destroy things, and the resurrection of extinct species. Spoiler alert: THEY’RE ALL FACT. Join us to hear Dave blow our minds. TOP 5! The dudes countdown their Top 5 sci-fi movies of all time. If you know Dave and Andy, you know that this was a very difficult feat. UNAUTHUSER LOGIN: STEW4U reg_binlog 01000100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01010011 01110000 01101001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01000100 01100101 01101101 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100101 01111010 01100101 LOG REC: PARAMETER DEVIANCE. 3473R ER- ETAUNK FREEZER: ACTIVE POD: ACTIVE TERMINATE: STDBY MATRIOSHKA//ADDVIOLENCE //ENDLOG STEW4U Logoff THATPODYOULIKEISGOINGTOCOMEBACKINSTYLE
info_outline Ep 16-Lazy Lense Lady, Logan Lucky, Low-Order Lead- LOOK OUT! 09/01/2017
Ep 16-Lazy Lense Lady, Logan Lucky, Low-Order Lead- LOOK OUT! In Episode 16, Sir Patrick Stewart is nowhere to be found and things are starting to seem really off. It’s probably all the crazy things the dudes have heard lately. Like mall security robots killing themselves, crack-fueled binges leading to million-dollar genius, and bloodthirsty squirrels terrorizing children in New York. Or maybe, just maybe, there’s more to this podcast than Dave[(FLESH and Andy[SLAVES)_//] realize Dude, did[4r3] you hear? REF-CIRC-BroKEN We’re drinking New Belgium's Whiz-Bang Hoppy Blonde Ale and Ballast Point’s Commodore Stout. Quickdraws include updates on previous stories from Andy, the first Presidential assassination attempt, Twitter’s more than lackluster growth, a surprising fact about the movie “Psycho,” the exhumed moustache of Salvador Dali, and a major crisis in China. Artificial intelligence is out of control and scary, and just fed up. But never fear, Andy is here with good news. Robots get tired of living too. Also, Dave shares a story of a robot that survived on human kindness… for a very, very brief amount of time. A Wisconsin man really took construction work on his house to heart. Literally. NAILED IT! A woman went in for routine cataract surgery. The doctors ended up finding 27 more contact lenses in her eye than they expected. Listeners will finally get to hear what a fully grossed out Dave sounds like. Sometimes a 19-day crack-fueled bender can lead to genius. Don’t get Dave wrong, most of the time it leads to personal destitution, but one time for one man, it led to million-dollar genius. URGENT, HORRIFYING TERROR IN NEW YORK!!! Hey Brooklyn, if you’re taking a stroll in a park, watch out for rabid aggressive squirrels. SQUIRREL WATCH! Do America a favor and keep those knuckledusters handy. The rodents are watching. Dave chronicles the tragic tale of bad decision making by two famous companies… Blockbuster and Enron. Netflix, oh Netflix! Wherefore art thou Netflix?! The dudes saw Logan Lucky and share their thoughts on the redneck version of Ocean’s 11. It's salty, and hard-boiled. Dave and Andy recommend the documentary series, The Defiant Ones – now streaming on HBO. Sure, it might essentially be a 4[+12]-hour Beats by Dre commercial, but it’s also a great story and an incredibly inspiring look at what it takes to buck the rules and take your game to the next level. Andy recommends lots of different methods to relieve constipation. Except for a certain eel-related Chinese home remedy… Dave doesn’t recommend walking and TAPTAPTAPTIMETOPAYUPtexting. ! LOOK UP! Andy also doesn’t recommend shooting armadillos. At least not with a low caliber bullet. NOT[here],[NOw]hEre //STAND-BYPASS STEW4U-AUTH 01010000 01010010 01001111 01000101 01000011 01010100 01010110 01000101 01010010 01000100 01000001 01001110 01010100 01010101 01000100 01000101 01010010 01010100 01001111 01010111 00001010 01010000 01001000 01000001 01010011 01000101 00100000 01011000 01010110 01001001 Only BrIGHt PeAKs keep the [(FURTHERCOMMENTARYREDACT)] SOME SAY IT WAS A WARNING [REDACTED] I was staNding Right THERE //URG MESSG REC
info_outline DDYH LITE - Treasure Hunting + Top 5 Treasure Hunt Movies 08/25/2017
DDYH LITE - Treasure Hunting + Top 5 Treasure Hunt Movies In this DDYH LITE episode, the dudes put on their fedoras and grab their whips because this episode is all about treasure hunting. This isn’t some fake story the dudes cooked up. This is a real-life, honest-to-God treasure hunt that Andy has stumbled upon, and everyone is invited to join us. WE’RE GOING TO STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! No, wait… we’re actually going to go find $2 million in the Rocky Mountains. Then we can have some delicious Rocky Mountain Oysters! Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking Bud Light Platinum – the only light beer that has actual precious metals in it. _//NOTWHATYOUTHOUGHTITWASAHAHA595 Quickdraws include Thomas Jefferson’s insane pet, a Chinese solar farm that is way too cute, Snapple’s throne of lies, a new emoji from Netflix and an accidental murder on YouTube. The main story for this episode comes from Andy, who stumbled upon a real-life ongoing treasure hunt. Forrest Fenn (as portrayed by John Boyega?), a treasure hunter from New Mexico who is now in poor health and old age, has hidden the best of his findings (worth $2 million) in a chest somewhere in the Rocky Mountains. If you find the chest, it’s yours! Just follow the clues in the poem below. The dudes also share their Top 5 Treasure Hunting Movies to help you get in the mood. Will Dave and Andy once again have the same #1? Forrest Fenn’s poem: As I have gone alone in there And with my treasures bold, I can keep my secret where, And hint of riches new and old. Begin it where warm waters halt And take it in the canyon down, Not far, but too far to walk. Put in below the home of Brown. From there it's no place for the meek, The end is ever drawing nigh; There'll be no paddle up your creek, Just heavy loads and water high. If you've been wise and found the blaze, Look quickly down, your quest to cease, But tarry scant with marvel gaze, Just take the chest and go in peace. So why is it that I must go And leave my trove for all to seek? The answers I already know, I've done it tired, and now I'm weak. So hear me all and listen good, Your effort will be worth the cold. If you are brave and in the wood I give you title to the gold. //UNAUTH-GUEST STEW4U NOBINENC EMERG-MSG NEEDOUTNEEDOUTNEEDOUT THIS ____ ____ TOO _____ AUTH: REDHORSE19 ESC 595 REQ RECOVER =CIRC REF 2AD19 2PHS BEG:3473R STAT: ACT- BEG 5U8R STEW4U sends 01010000 01101111 01101100 01111001 01100010 01101001 01110101 01110011 00101101 00100000 01010100 01110111 01101111 01010000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01100101 01110010 00100000 01000111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01010010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01111001 3473R RESP SAR ACT //UNAUTH GUEST LOGOUT STEW4U /PASS
info_outline Ep 15- Sci-Fi Stabbings, Spiderman: Homecoming, Sword Watch, and Selfie Suits 08/08/2017
Ep 15- Sci-Fi Stabbings, Spiderman: Homecoming, Sword Watch, and Selfie Suits In Episode 15, Andy is feeling under the weather and Dave has a solution for him. The dudes have plenty of crazy things they’ve heard… like insane gaming streaks brought down by marriage, a monkey suit court case for the rights to a selfie, and the unexpected answer to the age-old question of “who is the guy inside the ATM that gives us our money?” Oh, and SWORD WATCH 2017 is back in a big way. Monkey suit up! Hey, is it just us or is Sir Patrick Stewart starting to get a little too nosey? AN UNWELCOME GUEST GUEST GUES./ Dude, Dididid 41 you ?_//ERROR! A FRAUDCAST We’re drinking Inner Geek Brown Ale from Blizzard Entertainment (yes, you read that right) and Duet IPA from Alpine Brewing. Quickdraws include the new "fidget spinner” of China that is actually a dangerous weapon, Mike Tyson’s fake “Johnson,” a man’s chilling plan to keep his dead wife in a freezer for that sweet social security money so he could keep his account from being frozen, Japanese ninja repellant, snortable chocolate, and mustard’s stubborn nature. Marriage changes your life forever. For one man, that meant ending an insane XBOX Gamerscore streak. But don’t worry; he unlocked a new achievement. SEXBOX! Well, mainly just sex. The games come later. Dave swings in with a Monkey Suit Daily Double and an expensive banana phone bill. A new court ruling almost gave a monkey the monetary rights to a famous selfie and Universal takes piracy accusations to a new level of stupid. Have you ever felt trapped in your job? Have you felt like no one's listening? Well, it’s definitely not as bad as a certain ATM contractor felt in Corpus Christi, TX. Texas just passed a law allowing all blades of any size to be carried and- OMG ITS TIME FOR MORE SWORD WATCH 2017!!! Have you ever wished you could get paid millions of dollars for doing literally nothing? Now you can celebrate a holiday dedicated to that. Join us in celebrating Bobby Bonilla Day! Dave shares a quick fact about Babe Ruth that completely knocks Andy’s mind out of the park. The guys from Limetown are coming back with a new podcast… that’s also a musical. Suddenly, Dave and Andy feel less original... like the hack-frauds they are. The dudes recommend Spiderman: Homecoming – the best Spiderman movie that’s been made to date. Uncle Ben's so glad he didn't have to get shot again! Andy recommends the documentary Unbranded – now streaming on Netflix. It's about some cowboys who find new meaning in the wilderness, in the shadow of the mountains. The Rocky Mountains, of course. Dave recommends the new Nine Inch Nails EP “Add Violence.” Find it wherever you find music. THIS ISN'T THE PLACE, THIS ISN'T THE PLACE, THIS ISN'T THE PLACE. Do you feel like you're in control? 41 19 Andy doesn’t recommend using an axe to persuade a radio station to play a song that you really want to hear. At DDYH we don't just chop up people's names, we ax the questions no one else will. Never argue with a Sicilian when death is on the line! Neither shalt thou argue with a nerd when Star Trek vs. Star Wars is on the line! Dave doesn’t recommend it. Unless you like getting stabbed. USER LOGIN:// UNREG GUEST- EMUSKNES STEW4U SUBACT //ROUTINE Complete. FUNCTION Normal TEST Green DIVIDE ---------ONGOING OULOGIN TERMINATE //ENCRYP CYPH-BIN 01010011 01110100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00110001 00111001 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01101110 01100011 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 01100001 01101100 01101001 01110100 01111001 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100111 01110010 01100001 01100100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 STEW4U //UNREG GUEST LOGOFF //STEW4U LOGOFF -END
info_outline DDYH LITE - Synthwave + Top 5 Synth Score Movies 07/17/2017
DDYH LITE - Synthwave + Top 5 Synth Score Movies THE RETRO-FUTURE IS HERE. IT'S 2007, AND THE FUTURE IS NOW. On this LITE episode, the dudes are in love with the 80s. And like that Pink Tux from that catchy Relient K song, this episode is littered with rad synth vibes. Can you feel the presence? Something’s not ri-ri-ri-ri-right with Dave and Aa-a-a-a-andy. 404 404 404 Quick! Grab your pink tux and meet us on the pod!! Dude, Did You Hear? We’re drinking Miller Lite because there’s literally like 6 light beers to choose from and Miller Lite is awesome. STOP JUDGING US, HIPSTERS!! Quick draws include the recipe for Nickelodeon slime, the lossless nature of vinyl, Sony’s dive back into the vinyl market, the identity of the sole owner of the Star Wars Holiday Special, the most average human on Earth, and the vegan that Dave loathes the most. This episode is all about synthwave and its growing influence. Where did it come from (the 80s) and why is there a subculture so obsessed with it (because it’s pure ear candy that you don’t see coming until you’re watching a movie or playing a video game and think to yourself “WHAT IS THIS AWESOME MUSIC”)? Allow Dave to take you down his neon-painted retro-future city underbelly and into a digital music paradise. Have you seen it yet? The vision of the watcher? Dave Recommends: GUNSHIP ANORAAK POWER GLOVE BURNINGTAPES Movies are often the gateway for discovering awesome new music. For this edition of Top 5, the dudes countdown their top 5 favorite movies with a synth score. //404 ERROR... BYPASS DISABLED -ERROR CODE 072807 -EM Error MESSAGE =END USER PARAMETER //GUEST LOGIN ERROR BOX=ARK DISPATCH DRLAZER
info_outline Ep 14- Baby Driver, Ball Brawls, Belligerent Bears, and Bay's Booboo Bots 07/09/2017
Ep 14- Baby Driver, Ball Brawls, Belligerent Bears, and Bay's Booboo Bots In episode 14, the dudes are picking up the pieces after Dave burned their studio down. Sir Patrick Stewart is still trying to "cook" Hot Pockets correctly and also seems to be up to something… Oh yeah, and there’s plenty of crazy stuff happening in the world that the dudes have heard recently. Crazy real-life serial killers, underground cockfighting rings, operating room fires started by farts, and Michael Phelps trying to out-swim a great white shark. Oh and the guys might have just found the best movie of the year. Come hang out! Hey, by the way, do you know what SW storms are? Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking a couple beers from Saint Archer Brewery – White Ale and Pale Ale (Those ales are just like Dave and Andy- pasty and tasty) Quickdraws include China outlawing Andy’s seductive banana eating, another Boaty McBoatface update, special in-flight body bag service, a new record for the longest sniper shot, the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist, the most-interesting man in the world switching sides and George Clooney’s billion dollar business. We let Sir Patrick Stewart out to attend a Formula One Race and he represented the podcast by drinking champagne from a used shoe. Seriously. That really happened. The dudes are stoked for the big showdown this summer. Not McGregor vs. Mayweather (although we’ll definitely be watching) – Michael Phelps vs. the ocean’s most deadly predator. Dave gets really dark with a guy Dexter would love to have on his table, an actual serial killer called the Toy Box Killer. Thankfully some women escaped and he got what was coming to him. Andy is back with more unexpected art discoveries – this one begins with a signed Lakers poster worth $300 and ends with a long lost Jackson Pollock painting potentially worth $15,000,000. Dave dives into the underground cockfighting ring in India and uncovers some seriously painful assaults and brawls. You could say that he really grabs this story “by the balls.” A woman farted during surgery and caught on fire. No, you didn’t read that wrong. Yes, we laughed and yes, we’re horrible people for it. The dudes loved Baby Driver and so did Guillermo Del Toro – GO SEE THIS MOVIE! Andy was in nature for a while and got up close and personal with bears and their tapeworms. Carry bear mace people! Dave recommends some solid, story-driven video games with some excellent soundtracks - and Hotline Miami 2. Andy doesn’t recommend throwing coins into a jet engine before getting on the plane. Not even for good luck. We’re talking to you, Grandma. Dave doesn’t recommend the latest Michael Bay special effects – Transformers 5. However, Dave is also to blame for this dumpster fire since he keeps giving Michael Bay his hard-earned money in ticket sales. 01001001 001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100011 01100101 01101001 01110110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01011011 01010010 01000101 01000100 01000001 01000011 01010100 01000101 01000100 01011101 00101110 00100000 01001001 01101110 01101001 01110100 01101001 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101001 01100101 01100110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110100 01101111 01100011 01101111 01101100 00101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110011 01101001 01100111 01101110 01100001 01110100 01110101 01110010 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100000 00001010 00001010 00101101 01010011 01010000 01010011
info_outline DDYH LITE - The GREAT OUTDOORS! and Top 5 Outdoor Movies 06/27/2017
DDYH LITE - The GREAT OUTDOORS! and Top 5 Outdoor Movies Another mini-episode finds the dudes completely exposed to people exposed to exposure, outdoors. Andy has a DDYH Lite for all you people who like to leave your air-conditioned domiciles for no good reason. Something bizarre is going on, but Dave and Andy seem unfazed. They won’t go outside, but they’ll sure talk about it like they do. Dude! D19 You Hear? LITE Hold your fire, it’s Harambe’s LITE beer selection: This time it’s Ultra… Michelob Ultra. It comes with a six pack, a six pack of abs, that is. Quickdraws include: Thanks to those dirty birds… Chlamydia goes airborne, literally. The sound of a volcano eruption lapped the world twice once. RIP19 Mike the Chicken, head and shoulders above the competition- well, at least shoulders. Some volcanos blow blue blasts. Some guy named Stetson went undercover for a very bizarre reason. Mosquitos aren’t just annoying, they’ve been stacking bodies for years. Their K/D ratio is out of control. Speaking of KD ratios, it’s time to get outside. K2 kills climbers on the reg. While it’s not as famous as Everest, it’s a climb some people are dying to make. When it comes to going outside, Andy brings the rain with the Top 5 insane outdoor feats. While these are impressive, they might also be lumped right in with the Darwin awards and stupid human tricks. Listen as Andy takes us on a journey that of triumph, tragedy, and embarrassingly unnecessary bodily 19 larvae growth. 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 //-beg_ref_bin SSIM ACT- DIGITAL STYLE USER_ACT: STEW4U 01001101 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100011 01100101 01101001 01110110 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01010011 01010000 01010011 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000011 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010100 0101 01010011 01011111 01000001 01000011 01010100 01001001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000111 01001001 01001110 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000011 00100000 01010011 01000101 01010001 01010101 01000101 01001110 01000011 01000101 eND 404: //
info_outline Ep 13- Chaos, Crappy Criminals, Chocolate Cows, and Cringe-worthy Cosby Cocktails 06/15/2017
Ep 13- Chaos, Crappy Criminals, Chocolate Cows, and Cringe-worthy Cosby Cocktails In Episode 13, Andy and Dave are testing out a new lighting solution in the studio as they prepare for whatever dangers (Star Wars spoilers) exist in the future. This was probably brought on by the unending tales of stupidity they found in preparation for this episode. A man calls 911 for a ride to Hooters. No one knows where chocolate milk comes from. Opium drug rings are run by idiots. And to top it all off, America doesn’t know how to spell. Or maybe they’re just setting up ambient lighting for their bald, Shakespeareantrained, permanent studio guest… “NOW THIS IS PODCASTING!” Dude, did you hear? We’re drinking Conquista IPA from Coronado and Cigar City Brewing and Golden Helles Lager (aka Bucket Seat Blonde) from Garage Brewing Co. You know, right off the 15. ...Next to THE Shell station. Quickdraws include a hot new Skittles flavor, an attempted murder of Johnny Cash, the six degrees of Shaquille O’Neil, phone throwing competitions, a T-Rex vs. Chickens fight, and the editor of 50 Shades of Grey. Andy’s back with more diamond news. This time, a woman buys a $13 piece of costume jewelry at a yard sale and finds out it’s worth A LOT more. A man called 911 about his grandma having a stroke. He ended up in jail. Somehow, there is a Hooters restaurant in the middle of this story. A local North Carolina cop was conducting a routine neighborhood patrol and got a lot more than he expected when he knocked on Cody Xiong’s door. Dave and Andy don’t like to get political but they can get behind several candidates for the British primary election. All hail Lord Buckethead, Mr. Fish Finger and lazy-eyed Elmo! In a latest national study, the dudes learn that way too many people have no idea where chocolate milk comes from. McGruff the Crime Dog really likes the taste of crime. He REALLY likes it. One bite was all it took to get hooked on the lifestyle. Andy recommends the podcast How I Built This. It takes a look at innovators, entrepreneurs and founders of famous brands and movements. It will make you want to quit your job. Dave recommends Inside Llewyn Davis streaming on Amazon Prime Video. It’s a Coen Brothers movie that has a great cast including: Justin Timberlake, Poe Dameron and Kylo Ren. Andy generally recommends themed bars. He DOESN'T recommend Bill Cosby roofie themed cocktails for your themed bar. Dave doesn’t recommend driving distracted. Especially when one of the people driving distracted hit him with their car. He’s shares what the most valuable company in the world is doing about it. Andy ends the episode highlighting a massive problem that plagues our nation – spelling. //UNREGUsEr: STEW4U :// BIN-encryption //YEAR_ZEROARG REF //TNG? PASS: AUTH- ARRAKIS MYDADISACOMPUTER 01010100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110010 01100001 01110101 01100100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01110101 01110010 01101100 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 01110011 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01110100 01110101 01110010 01100101 00101110 00100000 01001000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01110110 01100101 01101110 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01100001 01111001 00101110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01010011 01001000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010000 01000001 01011001 00101110 4 8 15 16 23 42 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME! Names are for friends. Names are for friends. Keep quiet or they'll come back. Heat the hot pockets. Heat them right. No speaking when the light is on. The light is always on. Switch off. Switch off. Names are for friends. Keep your teeth tidy so they stay in. Hot pockets should always be heated for friends. //UNREG UsEr: STEW4U INT?: Force SHUTDOWN Y/N? N SUM-T1K multi phase 973 AUTO SHUTDOWN://BOOTSTRAP
info_outline DDYH Lite – Creepy Mysteries (ALIENS!) and Top 5 Evil Alien Movies 06/05/2017
DDYH Lite – Creepy Mysteries (ALIENS!) and Top 5 Evil Alien Movies In this mini-episode, the dudes are still wrapped up in alien thoughts after seeing Alien: Covenant. Dave takes Andy down a mysterious hatch with the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42... oh wait, nope, that's something else (and it's entirely meaningless). The dudes countdown their Top 5 movies where aliens are the bad guys. Dude, did you hear? LITE We’re drinking Miller Lite. Pay attention to the Code of Harambe! Quickdraws include the last WWI veteran, a chimp host on the Today Show, the (actual) Dillinger Escape Plan, poor decision making by a former 00 agent, a Nazi pianist who played for his life (and lost), dive bombing poop birds and the Na’avii Language from Avatar. Dave is still feuding with James Cameron. Alien mystery time! Or as we like to call it, BMTCBEADPMJPWS for short. Dave breaks down two infamous unsolved mysteries: and . Go empty your bladder, it's about to get spooky. This ain't none of that crappy pasta or whatever the damn fidget spinner kids call it these days. These are cold hard facts, colder and harder than a can of Miller Lite with a sweating bear on it. Facts you should be at least 21 to consume or have your parents permission to consume in their domicile. Guess what, Pod People! Spurred by Alien: Covenant (the latest movie that feeds on humanity’s fixation with what it would be like to be mutilated by an extra-terrestrial, or at least burn their eggs and beat them up in a mech-loader for... we digress) the guys count down their Top 5 evil alien movies. Sorry E.T., you have to stay home. Dave and Andy end this episode with a “Dad Joke” off and the return of Sir Patrick Stewart USER login: STEW4U //_bin cash: ref-nerd fans_TNG_ ref YEARZEROARG 01010100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100001 01101101 01101110 00100000 01101000 01100001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110010 01100001 01110101 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100001