i am ready for some football
every week josh androsky (VICE, Spongebob, uhhh being on twitter) talks about football with people who do NOT i repeat DO NOT wear wraparound oakleys. it is the first football podcast for idiots who are dumb but also good.
info_outline DOUBLING DOWN ON CORN TO OWN THE LIBS with BRETT RADER 02/09/2019
DOUBLING DOWN ON CORN TO OWN THE LIBS with BRETT RADER my best friend since 5th grade and YahoooOOOooo sports senior podcast producer BRETT RADER joins me this week! i'm sick so sorry for coughing. we barely talk about the super bowl but we DO talk about: - What it's like to work at Media Row during super bowl week. - How Adam's Song might be the only song to mention Apple Juice (are we wrong??? please send us your #AppleJuiceSongs to @BadFootballPod) - How morning zoo radio will adapt to our genderless future - and finally a DEEP DIVE on this year's HORRIBLE COMMERCIALS i'm probably not gonna be back til the draft. maybe we'll do one or two other episodes before that but do not count on it!!!!!! i love you, thank you for listening to this incredibly stupid podcast. this has been very fun and the next two months will fly by.
info_outline LIVE from NEW ORLEANS: it's HYPERNORMALISATION FOR PARROTHEADS 02/02/2019
LIVE from NEW ORLEANS: it's HYPERNORMALISATION FOR PARROTHEADS that's right baby we're here in the capital of injustice (and not just bc they had all their schools privatized) NEW ORLEANS to hit the streets and take the pulse of the city on the eve of the Usurper Bowl!!! damn, that's some good fucking wordplay. fuck i wish i would've said it IN the podcast and not just the description. SPECIAL GUESTS: BRENDAN MCGOWAN CYRUS COOPER RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE STREET and introducing MY GIRLFRIEND MADISON music: blanche touquatoux - kid ory's creole jazz band
info_outline SUPER BOWL PARTY MADLIBS with POLK, MCADAM, AND WILES! 01/20/2019
SUPER BOWL PARTY MADLIBS with POLK, MCADAM, AND WILES! it's championship weekend baby so it's obviously time for a multi-guest gameshow EXTRAVAGANZA!!!! this week we're joined by previous guests/very funny comedians/fans of remaining playoff teams: andrew polk! joe mcadam! and introducing very funny comedian: sam wiles! and we're madlibs drafting the best super bowl party EVER! it's very dumb and to prove it, here's a link to the unintelligible empanada truck that was promised in this episode. why did we talk about an unintelligible empanada truck? YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT BY LISTENING TO THE PODCAST. WOW WHAT A TEASER. ok love you bye!!!!!! (oh also andrew's audio is shitty for the first like 5 minutes or so, then it gets better, DEAL WITH IT.)
info_outline DREW BREES LOVES THE MOVIE CRASH with JOEY DEVINE!!!! 01/12/2019
DREW BREES LOVES THE MOVIE CRASH with JOEY DEVINE!!!! HI HELLO we're BACK with another VERY IMPORTANT discussion with one of my best pals, PERMANENT guest host of ROUNDBALL ROCK, it's JOEY DEVINE!!!!! this episode we talk - Matt LaFleur's a pretty fancy name for title town - Phillip Rivers' arms look like a williamsburg bike messanger's - and because it's AWARDS SEASON we pick a Best Picture winner that best represents every remaining playoff team!!! it's very fun and stupid just like u like it baby ok i love you bye
info_outline "he’d be sneezing my jizz out of his dick" - mascot fuckability with STAVROS HALKIAS 01/04/2019
"he’d be sneezing my jizz out of his dick" - mascot fuckability with STAVROS HALKIAS it's playoff time baby so we have cum boy and body positivity expert STAVROS HALKIAS on to pick a super bowl winner. but we're not like OTHER podcasts so instead of "statistical analysis" or "matchup breakdowns" we pick the winner based on which team's mascot we'd most enjoy fucking!!!! who would make you feel the most like a scandalous substitute teacher? who would want you to make him bleed? which mascot was no-joke nabbed in a prostitution sting? all these questions are answered and more in this truly disgusting episode, enjoy it sickos!!!!!!!
info_outline HOTDOGS ARE FOR CLOSERS with JOSH GONDELMAN 12/27/2018
HOTDOGS ARE FOR CLOSERS with JOSH GONDELMAN it's that time of year, the end of the regular season. put up or shut up baby. it's the playoffs. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK BABY? everyone else is talking about that shit so instead this week we're joined by senior writer of the new Desus & Mero show on showtime, JOSH GONDELMAN to finally discover WHICH PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFL IS THE WORST COMMERCIAL ACTOR??? we also talk: - using sports to survive the holidays - what NFL players would you cast in actual movies? - and of course Josh's beloved Pats. here's all the commercials we watched! Dak Prescott - It Is Oh So Good - https://twitter.com/brettrader/status/1076678812232904704 Jonathan Ogden for Go Gebko “Huh?” (:07) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjmXkWJN1FM Joe Flacco Pizza hut - https://youtu.be/SWXta3RuApI Jason Campbell Eastern Motors “what is the answer” (:14) - https://youtu.be/uInGP9kOG20 BONUS EASTERN MOTORS! Ovechkin and the Washington Slurs - https://youtu.be/kvLm1g_IQW8 Wes Welker Bob’s Discount Furniture “I’m tryin’ to find out which one of these is better” - (:09) https://youtu.be/kvLm1g_IQW8 Antonio Brown Uncle Charlie’s Hot Dogs “It does taste better” - (:22) https://youtu.be/jdCaSWHjXNA Every actor OTHER than Marshawn Lynch for Beacon plumbing - https://youtu.be/UkBFoCToFxw
info_outline Dennis Miller's MNF tenure was a ~Mystical Journey~ with JAKE WEISMAN 12/18/2018
Dennis Miller's MNF tenure was a ~Mystical Journey~ with JAKE WEISMAN this week we're joined by one of my oldest friends in comedy, co-creator/writer/actor of comedy central's CORPORATE, (which premieres TUESDAY, JANUARY 10th at 10:30pm and is VERY good,) JAKE WEISMAN!!!!!! we talk: the world's greatest breakup tattoo which comics would be better AND worse in the MNF broadcast booth than dennis miller and a heapin' helpin' of HIS new york football giants including what it's like watching your team lose the worst super bowl ever LIVE. please rate and review because when i see it i go, oh that's nice. it's like a kiss on the cheek. if you like this episode please give me a lil' digital kiss on the cheek, oh wow very chic. ok i love you bye
info_outline THE PLUMS ARE WHERE WE THOUGHT THEY WERE (in the icebox) with DAVID ROTH 12/12/2018
THE PLUMS ARE WHERE WE THOUGHT THEY WERE (in the icebox) with DAVID ROTH hi hello! today we're joined by deadspin editor and objectively good guy DAVID ROTH! we talk: NERDS vs DADS - the dads won a round on sunday/monday night, but will it last??? FAVRE'S CAMEO (not in there's something about mary)!!! and ITO SMITH'S NAME ISN'T ACTUALLY ITO, IT'S JUST A NICKNAME BECAUSE HIS COUSIN THOUGH HE LOOKED LIKE JUDGE ITO! you know what this means: we fantasy draft the OJ case!!
info_outline what songs give NFL teams special powers? with ANDREW POLK 12/09/2018
what songs give NFL teams special powers? with ANDREW POLK we got a special ep for u today!!!! last sunday night cris collinsworth mentioned on TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS that the song 'renegade' by styx, when played in the stadium, gives the steelers the power to make a big defensive play, so that got me thinking: what other songs give NFL teams powers and what are those powers? on board to discover the magic is new orleans saints fan and all around good boy ANDREW POLK! i spent a STUPID amount of time editing this episode so if you liked it please rate and review!!!!! help raise money for Jason Saenz!!!!! ok i love you bye!!!!
info_outline Calvin Pissin' On The Shield - TD CELEBRATIONS with JOHN WILMES 11/29/2018
Calvin Pissin' On The Shield - TD CELEBRATIONS with JOHN WILMES oh baby we gotta treat this ep! writer and shadow president of TAKE IT OR BREAK IT motherfuckin JOHN WILMES is here! we talk: - why nobody has a hookup to high-cbd shit unless you're friends with some shitty tech VC nugtrepreneur - the death of mccarthyism - and a VERY DEEP DIVE into the golden age of TD celebrations. which are the best? which are the worst? and JUST IN CASE ANY NFL PLAYERS ARE LISTENING ideas for ones that would absolutely fucking rule. ok please rate and review or whatever i love you bye!!!!!!!
info_outline SUPERFASH or: DAAA Material Conditions That Lead To Fascism with BRENDAN MCGOWAN 11/24/2018
SUPERFASH or: DAAA Material Conditions That Lead To Fascism with BRENDAN MCGOWAN hi hello happy thanksgiving!!!! this episode we bring on the jane goodall of chicago sports radio callers, the hillarious BRENDAN MGOWAN. we talk: - THANKSGIVING BABY - the horrorshow that is jim nantz's home life - reminders of why seriously no one should ever watch football - a DEEP DIVE into the psyche of the guy who calls in to chicago sports radio it's very fun so please rate and review or whatever!!!!!
info_outline OH MY GOD WOULD RICHARD NIXON BE A GOOD COACH? with CORBIN SMITH 11/20/2018
OH MY GOD WOULD RICHARD NIXON BE A GOOD COACH? with CORBIN SMITH big corbs himself CORBIN SMITH (take it or break it, daily beast) comes on for a rollicking good chat that mostly centers on the absolutely batshit fake(?) rumor that the browns are considering CONDOLEEZZA FUCKING RICE.
info_outline eventually someone's gotta fuck a ham - NY JETS with BOB SILVERMAN 11/12/2018
eventually someone's gotta fuck a ham - NY JETS with BOB SILVERMAN mama mia papa pia delightful raconteur BOB SILVERMAN calls in for a real fun weird one! this is a JETS episode so we do a LOT of non-football talk in this one baby!!!
info_outline god could've given him a heads up on the sleep apnea - PHILLY with SEAN GREEN 11/08/2018
god could've given him a heads up on the sleep apnea - PHILLY with SEAN GREEN happy halloween! i know it's a week late but suck my kiss i was busy losing an election THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
info_outline Pete Carroll Calls Bad Challenges "False Flags" with SPIKE FRIEDMAN 10/25/2018
Pete Carroll Calls Bad Challenges "False Flags" with SPIKE FRIEDMAN hi hello we're BACK baby and we're here talkin' SEAHAWKS with good boy and great guest SPIKE FRIEDMAN!!!! on this episode we cover:
info_outline has your owner ever bribed the gov. of louisiana on a riverboat? with SEAN KEANE 10/18/2018
has your owner ever bribed the gov. of louisiana on a riverboat? with SEAN KEANE HELLLLOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!
info_outline elvis grbac looks like sunburnt michael rappaport with JOE MCADAM 10/13/2018
elvis grbac looks like sunburnt michael rappaport with JOE MCADAM hey what the footballers (i'm never gonna call u that again) we're here today with BUTT's JOE MCADAM. we talk:
info_outline Brady's gonna run for senate in MA and win by 70 points with ISAIAH BREEN 10/11/2018
Brady's gonna run for senate in MA and win by 70 points with ISAIAH BREEN hi hello i am very happy to present our LONGEST EPISODE TO DATE. fuck you ROUNDBALL ROCK and TAKE IT OR BREAK IT, we have OVER AN HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES OF HOT CON(tent) for u bb. isaiah breen joins us to talk about the fun and also legitimately upsetting things behind the vikings slow start, how he became a blessed football convert, tom brady's eventual presidency, and which NFL QBs have the tubbiest corks. lotta hog talk in this ep. you're gonna love it you sickos!!!!
info_outline EP: 103 - My Friend Stabbed Ndamukong Suh with DAVID GBORIE!!!!! 10/05/2018
EP: 103 - My Friend Stabbed Ndamukong Suh with DAVID GBORIE!!!!! hi hello we are BACK with oh my god you guys one of the best dudes in the WORLD that's right from CONAN and VICELAND and ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING and SHININ' with SAM & DAVE we got DAVID GBORIE!!!! we talk a lot about high school football, what it feels like to actually play the fucking game we always watch all the time, the DENVER BRONCOS, and also about how david's so strong he once broke a home gym. ok i love you bye!!!!!
info_outline joseph campbell can kick rocks - the myth of football with connor southard 09/30/2018
joseph campbell can kick rocks - the myth of football with connor southard connor southard (@connorsouthard) joins me to talk about how 'friday night lights' bullshit is used by those in power to excuse horrifying behavior but also... uhhh... FOOTBALL IS STILL GOOD AND ANYONE WHO SAYS 'SPORTSBALL' IS LAZY. it's complicated!!!!!