Ideal Remake

In the world of Hollywood, movies get green lit and red lit, they get remade and rebooted, but we are the ideal. I'm Sam Gasch, and this Ideal Remake! Ideal Remake is a podcast about movies. If they're going to get remade, here is what, we think, the Ideal version of that Remake would be!

Season 3 Wrap-Up! 01/11/2021

Season 3 Wrap-Up! We did it! We made it to the end of 2020 and to the end of Season 3 of Ideal Remake. We did it everyone! Congratulations!! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/17363555

Home Alone 01/04/2021

Home Alone Because 2020. How else could we possibly have ended this year? /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/17348552

Pretty Woman 12/21/2020

Pretty Woman This week we're joined by fantastic director and producer Thomai Hatsios! Thomai was the first person to ever cast me in something out here, and we've been friends ever since! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/17119007

Scooby-Doo (2002) 12/07/2020

Scooby-Doo (2002) We might be too scared to go in to the spooky mansion, but a Scooby Snack should be enough to convince us to go in! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/17012366

Sherlock Jr. 11/23/2020

Sherlock Jr. You ever feel like you're running over the tops of trains cars, terrified of the the ride, but also of when the train cars end? But then they do end and you leap and find a rope! But that rope is attached to a water tower and you are DOWSED in hundreds of gallons of water. And you get up and run away and find out years later that this whole ordeal actually broke your neck? /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/16823474

Escape From New York 11/09/2020

Escape From New York I'm posting this the evening of Monday, November 2nd. I sure hope this episode drops and we still have a democracy! That would be great! Heh heh heh *sobs* /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/16663901

The Nightmare Before Christmas 10/26/2020

The Nightmare Before Christmas Well well well, what have we here? Podcast listeners huh? Ooooo I'm really scared! So this is the episode everyone is talkin' about? Hahahaha! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/16402673

Catwoman 10/12/2020

Catwoman Do you sometimes worry that you might be murdered while trying to escape after witnessing an evil make-up company incriminate itself? Us too. Luckily, you can just have a bunch of cats! Because apparently they have the power over life and death. /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/16256297

Wanted 09/28/2020

Wanted Wanted sure is a movie! Angelina Jolie is in it! They curve bullets! It apparently has basically NOTHING to do with the comic. So, CLEARLY, Ideal Remake needs to get our mitts on it! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/16060166

Night Shift 09/14/2020

Night Shift Have you ever been stuck working in a morgue? On the night shift? And UCH your new coworker is just SO annoying. Welp, nothing left to do but start using the morgue to support a group of sex workers struggling to get by! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/15827975

Highlander 08/31/2020

Highlander THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/15682076

The Avengers (1998) 08/17/2020

The Avengers (1998) When an evil villain threatens the entire world, a TEAM must be assembled! An inventor, a secret agent, aaaaand I guess that's it? What? We're not talking super heroes! This is SPY stuff m'boy! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/15548420

Digimon the Movie 08/03/2020

Digimon the Movie The digivolution is up and running! Did you see? Did you hear? Did you know it was coming? /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/15390506

Flashdance 07/20/2020

Flashdance We're trying some new things this month! This week we're talking about a movie that neither I, NOR my guest had ever seen, but we both WANTED to see! It was a super fun experiment! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/15180482

High Spirits 07/06/2020

High Spirits We've got a castle to save! This Irish hamlet is a wonder, but it's being foreclosed on! Oh no! Guess we better fake some ghosts and spooks to bring in those tourist bucks! That failed too? Oh man, that's going to annoy the REAL ghosts! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/14999804

Assassin's Creed 06/22/2020

Assassin's Creed Sure, they might be putting you to death for murder, but that's FINE because we're going to make you into a SPECIFIC kind of murderer. An assassin! This is a good plan. /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/14811635

Dune 06/08/2020

Dune And now we're talking about DUNE in JUNE! Paul is our chosen one destined to have all the... brain powers that the chosen one obviously has! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/14642096

Bedazzled 05/25/2020

Bedazzled In a rare turn of events, we're talking about a movie that not only had Sam seen, but he owns! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/14461553

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 05/11/2020

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective It's a movie that has been quoted for 25 years. But that's because Jim Carrey is saying easily repeatable catch-phrases the whole time! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/14264957

Last Action Hero 04/27/2020

Last Action Hero We told you we weren't going to say it, but FINE! I'll be back! There. Happy now? /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/14047217

PREMAKE! - Scott Pilgrim vs The World 04/13/2020

PREMAKE! - Scott Pilgrim vs The World You know what sux? /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/13864880

Clueless 03/30/2020

Clueless Are you, like, totally a Baldwin? Or are you more like a Monet? /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/13658645

Strange Days 03/16/2020

Strange Days It's going to be Strange Days indeed! Sam Gasch is joined by Danny Bell (@ElanaRuthBlack) this week to discuss what 1995 thought the end of 1999 was going to be like. They thought things were going to get dark REAL fast. /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/13458719

The Secret of My Success 03/02/2020

The Secret of My Success If you're gonna make it in the world of 80s, New York business, you're gonna have to start in the mailroom! And then lie, cheat, and con your way up into the conference room! And hey, maybe you'll meet a swell dame along the way. /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/13272155

Willow 02/17/2020

Willow Don't get fooled by the old disappearing pig trick! We're journeying into the fantastical realm of Nelwyn and Daikini. A land corrupted by darkness until a hero comes forth... /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/13072097

Pet Shop 02/03/2020

Pet Shop The first official episode of 2020! Woohoo! Glad to be back at the podcasting table, remaking your favorite movies and ruining your childhood! Or, ideally, saving it if we did this correctly, and we ARE all about the ideal! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/12898760

Season 2 Wrap Up! 01/06/2020

Season 2 Wrap Up! A HUGE shout-out to all of my guests and listeners in 2019! This episode is for you. 2019 was a super fun podcasting year for me and I couldn't have done it without all of you. So thank you. And a HUGE thank you to all my guests. Apple Podcasts limits my ability to list them, but check the episodes because they are ALL amazing!! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/12566798

Lethal Weapon 12/30/2019

Lethal Weapon It's Christmas! Or at least it was a few days ago! So let's celebrate the end of 2019 and the end of Ideal Remake Season 2 with another Shane Black-mas episode! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/12532658

Tartovsky's Stalker 12/23/2019

Tartovsky's Stalker It's time to go on a journey into The Zone. It's a realm that we do not understand. It is dangerous. It is terrifying. But in the center of The Zone is a room that is said to fulfill your deepest desire. If you can make it there. /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/12344801

Mini Episode: Prelude to Stalker 12/16/2019

Mini Episode: Prelude to Stalker Next week! (Assuming time isn't an illusion.) It's time for Ideal Remake's first art house movie. We'll be discussing Tartovsky's masterpiece Stalker with Dmitry Portnoy, writer of this year's Saint Judy! This episode should fulfill your deepest, personality defining wish! /episode/index/show/idealremake/id/12344750

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