Inaudible
The podcast that's impossible to categorise, describe, taste or indeed listen to.
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Inaudible #260 - Incontinental Drift
05/17/2023
Inaudible #260 - Incontinental Drift
Streamed live at 00:00 Intro & Kidnappings 03:51 Digimon puppets 05:42 Croctunes 07:20 Ahmed Best, part 1 08:29 Tea interlude 10:12 Ahmed Best, part 2 13:20 Boss Nass the Bond villain & Brian Blessed 14:02 Murray Gold returns to Doctor Who 18:43 David Tennant, again and again and again 20:44 The Wheel of Time stops turning, part 1 23:08 Lost Doctor Who episodes & Bootstrap paradox 26:41 The Wheel of Time stops turning, part 2 28:34 Why DC is lame 30:36 Where did all the cavemen go? 32:18 Fast, Furious, and good bad films 35:38 Shot in the face 36:48 Paul O'Grady 38:21 Lighter News 39:32 Harry Potter HBO series 47:05 New "schedule" and mental health 49:00 The Illuminati 52:24 Goats' cheese 53:14 Out-tro Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" and/or "The Cannery" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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Inaudible #259 - At the End of Everything
03/26/2023
Inaudible #259 - At the End of Everything
Streamed live at 00:00 Intro 03:33 Vital Bracelets 06:42 Digimon olds 08:52 TMNT 09:58 Arcane 12:51 Andor & The Mandalorian (The Andorlorian) 16:13 An Unfortunate Series 18:11 The Korean Hour - Kingdom, Squid Game, All of Us Are Dead 23:34 10,000 steps 25:24 Skates and Snows board 31:20 New phone, who dis? 32:31 Out-tro Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" and "The Cannery" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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Inaudible #258 - A Carefully Pre-Programmed Set of Instructions
02/19/2023
Inaudible #258 - A Carefully Pre-Programmed Set of Instructions
I have been a good podcast. You have been a good listener. Thank you <3 Streamed live at 00:00 Intro & Skinchangers 03:12 Pokémon Scarlet & Violet bug fixes and distributions 07:38 Red Dwarf 35th anniversary 09:31 ChatGPT/Bing's existential meltdown 22:19 Self-driving cars, or not 23:52 Music Revue 24:47 TV of the Year 2018 29:34 Existential tangent 32:48 TV of the Year resumes 41:37 The Apparatus, PE benches and school memories 52:07 Other Inaudibles & Out-tro Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #257 - Spirit of the Table
02/12/2023
Inaudible #257 - Spirit of the Table
It's the moaning hour, and not in a good way - join Ozzy and Kristian as they excoriate emphatically on extensive esoterica. Streamed live at 00:00 Intro & Maths 03:11 Nintendo Switch Online & GameBoy Emulators 08:30 Licit & Wordlove 09:51 Comedy Awards 10:40 Ghosts & terrible modern music 13:50 The Legend of the Zelda: The Breath of the Wild the 2 18:26 The inexorable march of time 28:12 Fast Forward, Rewind, and the rest 33:52 Ownership as a service 36:32 How big companies ruin everything with exclusivity 40:34 Spirit of the Table 41:55 English as a Foreign Language 47:26 Ozzy's new name 48:52 Rocky (RIP) 50:22 Wolfey Glick & VGC 51:45 Organised religion 53:29 Jasper Fforde 55:31 The charlieissocoollike of Rumble 57:55 Out-tro Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #256 - A Big, Wide, Thin Circle
02/05/2023
Inaudible #256 - A Big, Wide, Thin Circle
Join us for this special powers of two special, where we discuss the following eight (rounded up) things: 00:00 Showers 02:04 Friday and the Universal Balance 07:07 Your mum 09:57 Hot bread & Batter bowl 19:06 The American Side 21:25 BBC Three & Four 26:22 Channel roundup Streamed live at Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #255 - She's From Italian
01/29/2023
Inaudible #255 - She's From Italian
Welcome back to Inaudible, where we solve all the world's problems. Israel/Palestine? Fixed. How to cook an egg? Fixed. Final of the 2022 German Masters? Fixed. One for the snooker fans, there. Streamed live at Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #254 - Rebranded Reality
01/22/2023
Inaudible #254 - Rebranded Reality
Join us this week as we cover various topics, including but not limited to: 00:00:00 Cup clanking 00:05:38 Velcro and vouchers 00:14:03 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 00:19:04 Driver run over three times by own car 00:40:40 Greedo 00:46:56 TV of the Year 2017 01:10:05 One fat, one thin 01:22:15 Not not Bristolian Streamed live at Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #253 - Genuine Shirt Tugging Action
01/15/2023
Inaudible #253 - Genuine Shirt Tugging Action
Yes, it's Justice! Featuring: 00:00:00 Robot woes 00:06:09 The Big Wind 00:11:19 Collectibles 00:18:55 Trees company 00:20:25 Federation Extreme ft. Miss Poke 00:28:33 Your name, and how it was stolen 00:38:58 Japanese singer Gwen Stefani 00:43:05 In other news 00:53:31 Something saccharine 01:04:29 Book Hour 01:07:35 The customary long outro Streamed live at Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #252 - The Crow Hour
01/08/2023
Inaudible #252 - The Crow Hour
Coming to you live from Twitch, we have TV of the Year 2016 and some important messages about crows. Streamed live at Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Kristian's Cinematic Universe Omnibus (Part 1)
01/01/2023
Kristian's Cinematic Universe Omnibus (Part 1)
00:00 Personality Test (episode 28) 10:18 Personality Test 2 (episode 96) 20:03 The Forbidden Vitamins (episode 201) 28:50 Rivers of Britain (episode 204) Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected]
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Inaudible #251 - Don't Go Over the Sunbathers
12/10/2022
Inaudible #251 - Don't Go Over the Sunbathers
Today's episode features a surprise appearance by Alex, which means it's time for TV of the Year 2015. We also learn about our missing friend Jefe, and what terrible fate befell him. Also featuring Art Pun Showdown, 2022. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #250 - The Fall and Rise of Pokémon Perrin
11/19/2022
Inaudible #250 - The Fall and Rise of Pokémon Perrin
Join us as we walk mournfully into the sea of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. Topics include school-based anxiety dreams, a nice cuppa tea, and the issue of sovereignty over Gibraltar. Oh, and our first impressions of the games. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #249 - The Podcast of the Doctor
11/12/2022
Inaudible #249 - The Podcast of the Doctor
Doctor Who was back on our screens, and by Jove we're gonna talk about it. The verdict? It got better! Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Best of Inaudible - Adverts
11/05/2022
Best of Inaudible - Adverts
No regular episode this week, so here's an advert compilation. Featuring a remastered Walton's Windows and another brand new, based on that annoying one where a lady on a hoverboard builds a website. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected]
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Inaudible #248 - Women Do Exist
10/22/2022
Inaudible #248 - Women Do Exist
Take that, science! 00:00:00 Alex's art lesson 00:03:13 General TV chat 00:06:25 Deaths roundup 00:09:34 TV of the Year 2014 pt I 00:11:00 Kristian's real friends 00:13:11 Honourables and 2D women 00:15:22 TV of the Year 2014 pt II 00:34:35 Detour 00:37:56 TV of the Year 2014 pt III 00:57:06 Channels Roundsups 00:59:14 Cyborg cockroaches () 01:06:48 Power of the Doctor 01:11:04 Fake outro, Schedule, and Novel Tea 01:14:43 Doctor Who addenda Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #247 - Wide and Deep
10/15/2022
Inaudible #247 - Wide and Deep
hld on 2 yr antediluvian fones, 2day were goin full txtspk 4 da JUSTICE SORRY HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS XX 00:00 Ear farts 01:44 Well 04:37 Gboard Bar version - 06:25 YouTube 'Handles' 13:44 Brain cells play pong - 18:25 Death news 20:18 The Lord of the Rings of the Rings of the Power 21:50 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner 24:22 Text speak 31:42 Cut content ft. Alex 37:59 Editing update and misc. 39:09 Plant of the Year 2022 42:26 It's the future Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #246 - The Language Zone
10/01/2022
Inaudible #246 - The Language Zone
Justice will be done, as Ozzy and Kristian discuss, amongst themselves but not others: 00:00 Justice 02:37 Weeb fight 04:43 The Winter King 05:42 The cycle of rumour 07:02 Andor 07:48 Starsky & Worf 09:29 Spice knots & Dune/July 10:45 The Language Zone (gender, alphabet, pronunciation) 23:37 Editing update 26:00 The Evil Dead 28:52 Outro Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible #245 - Night of the Living Giga Queen
09/17/2022
Inaudible #245 - Night of the Living Giga Queen
Controversial comedians Ozzy and Kristian are joined by special guest Alex, and together they restore the universal balance vis a vis the late HM Queen Elizabeth II. Followed by TV of the Year 2013. It's what she would have wanted! Don't put the gas away yet... Balance - - - - - - - - - Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:28 Misty Trees gets an official warning 00:03:01 Balance vis a vis the Queen and the monarchy 00:18:26 Oxford comma 00:19:17 Sirfetch'd & punny Pokémon names 00:21:19 Important Evil Wesley Crusher update 00:21:43 Blade Runner 2099 00:22:20 The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom 00:23:25 Mystery Bad Wolf production in Bristol 00:26:20 The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of the Power 00:27:10 House of the Dragon 00:27:57 TV of the Year 2013 01:03:49 Important Bisket Update 01:04:08 Fake outro 01:05:02 Editing update 01:08:40 Faker outro 01:09:02 Outro
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Inaudible #244 - The Mourning After
09/10/2022
Inaudible #244 - The Mourning After
In which we handle ourselves with all the style and grace you'd expect, i.e. none. See below for chapters. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: 00:00 Intro & Queen news 02:13 The Riddle of Roger Taylor 04:43 Commemorating a great person 08:01 Royal chat 18:36 The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: The Series: The Review 21:59 House of the Dragon (Hot D) 24:02 Rick and Morty 24:31 Star Trek Online, Wesley Crusher 26:55 Channel(s) update(s) 27:40 YouTube algorithm change question mark 32:17 Ozzy's Gamechat 40:04 Kristian's Pokéchat 44:59 Millennials 47:28 Out-tro & Squiggle Review
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Inaudible - Live from America
08/27/2022
Inaudible - Live from America
[#243] Look, I can't sugar coat this one. Just open the Wikipedia pages for 'Satire', 'Irony' and 'Sarcasm' in the background and strap yourselves in. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: 00:00 Justice 04:50 The Telharmonium 12:30 The weekly Chibnall bashing 14:08 Behind the scenes action 15:13 Editing (etiting) updates & ident chat 20:12 House of the Dragon (Hot D) 23:59 Eyes and masks 26:26 Our life in America & Shark Regret 29:37 DHMIS 30:50 Pokémon games 35:07 Physical media 37:28 White rice 38:59 Doing the accent 42:54 Outro
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Inaudible - Push it Through the Gauze
08/20/2022
Inaudible - Push it Through the Gauze
[#242] Join us at some mountains of madness (not capitalised) as we round up the week's 'news', hide behind non-bulletproof implements and hear the sound of technology ringing through our ears. Or maybe it's just ghosts (it isn't). Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: 00:00 Theme tune 00:20 Wednesday trailer 02:31 Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities 04:09 H.P. Lovecraft adaptations 06:14 MacAdam Shield Shovel 07:43 Janet Jackson's hard drive crash & the world of technology 10:44 Better Call Saul etc. 12:12 Heatwaves, droughts, and doxxing 15:32 Corrections and stuff 17:08 The Spirit Realm & The Sceptic Zcone 25:28 Watch orders 28:33 Channels roundsups 32:36 School holidays, flats, more doxxing, and time accidents 37:00 Le fini
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Inaudible - I Read a Thread of Pita Bread
08/13/2022
Inaudible - I Read a Thread of Pita Bread
[#241] It's salt week on Inaudible, and that can mean only one thing: it's off to the Podding Shed with ye! We'll learn ya a new nursery rhyme (newsery rhyme)! By the way, that slapping noise you sometimes hear is literally just me slapping my belly. Mmm-mmm, tasty salt! Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: 00:00 Intro, grime, Lego piece names 06:00 The new nursery rhyme 06:41 Pokémon Sword & Shield's terrible plot and some better alternatives 17:41 Pokémon Gold & Silver were really good, it's not nostalgia it's FACT 23:58 Choluteca Bridge and Doctors 25:27 Futility Closet 27:41 The Wizard of Oz's secret plot detail & how Wicked changes things 30:37 Ozzy Osbourne's return at the Commonwealth Games 35:44 Music Recommendations of the Week 37:17 Spam 39:30 Salt, salt, the wonderful spice, you eat too much, your heart's in a vice 43:45 Outro & Salman Rushdie
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Inaudible - Consensual Veganism
08/06/2022
Inaudible - Consensual Veganism
[#240] Join us for more Justice as we discuss Pokémon Scarlet & Pilate news, Digimon Adventure 02 news, and commemorate Nichelle Nichols. Ozzy also has an important question about veganism, which devolves into quite possibly the single worst conversation we've ever had. Do not listen to this episode if you are offended by literally anything. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: 00:00 Intro and bits 02:58 Pokémon Scarlet & Violet 13:13 Digimon Survive, Adventure 02, and Simu Liu 18:48 Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek's Lt. Uhura) 24:35 Vegans, gay men, cannibals and you(?) 32:32 Channel(s) update(s) and outro
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Inaudible - Pro Teas
07/30/2022
Inaudible - Pro Teas
[#239] Ozzy joins us this week from a distant star system, but that doesn't get in the way of TV of the Year 2012, plus a roundup of the week's news. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible - Sayonara, Teeth
07/23/2022
Inaudible - Sayonara, Teeth
[#238] Say goodbye to your little friends, as teeth are pulled and molars mashed. We also learn about chewing the cud, the latest drugs craze to sweep the UK. Plus just what is a brake pad? The answer will almost certainly not surprise you. Also featuring TV of the Year 2011, Oxford comma, and the shocking truth about the 2012 apocalypse. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible - I Was His Coat, but He Was the Food
07/16/2022
Inaudible - I Was His Coat, but He Was the Food
[#237] Summer holds us in its ultraviolet vice (ultravicelet), so lower your core body temperature by aural application of Inaudible. This week featuring: 00:00 Intro 04:57 TV of the Year 2010 Part I 16:50 Adverts 18:16 TV of the Year 2010 Part II 33:46 Ozzy and Kristian's very public falling out 35:09 Simon Cowell (not that one) and Wildlife Aid () 40:58 Severus Snape and the Marauders 44:41 Stereos on shoulders & heatwave tips 48:37 Outro & poetry jam session Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible Repeat - Kristian's Hot Tips (Episode 99)
07/11/2022
Inaudible Repeat - Kristian's Hot Tips (Episode 99)
As another heatwave grips Britain in its sweaty embrace, please enjoy this repeat of a segment from three years ago. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected]
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Inaudible - The New Beheadings-Based Political System
07/09/2022
Inaudible - The New Beheadings-Based Political System
[#236] In today's trip to the Podding Shed: 00:00 Good porridge 03:00 Doctor Who & Big Finish 19:21 Intermission 24:39 Boris Johnson, the many scandals, and our ideas for a new system of government 33:42 Addenda ft. Chubb Talk and Latch Chat Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible - The Sound of Nodding
06/25/2022
Inaudible - The Sound of Nodding
[#235] Ozzy's brains are falling out, Kristian's toilet is flushing out, and Big Finish remains really rather r...rgood. Rood. Roogd. Also featuring the world's best, and briefest, Meramon cosplay. Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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Inaudible - Willy Up the Pooh
06/19/2022
Inaudible - Willy Up the Pooh
[#234] In this one: 00:00 Combine harvesters 01:44 Ice cream & copyright law 06:47 Dactylonomy & number magic 12:32 Big Finish & the Fugitive Doctor 19:14 Doctor Whews 23:13 The absolute state of competitive Pokémon 38:28 Remembrance Kristian's Tips: YouTube: Twitter: Email: [email protected] Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
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