The Juice Boxx

Welcome to the SF Bay Area's most absurd podcast. The Juice Boxx Podcast is a punchy improv comedy podcast. It is flooded with alarming TikToks from a wildly curated algorithm, hot takes on current events, life experiences, dating experiences, and most importantly an endless supply of self loathing humor. I hope you enjoy the wild, fun, and inappropriate humor enough to stick around for the ride. If you do, Please subscribe to the show! *** Listener submissions for (dating, funny stories, "what should i do", "Am I the A**hole") can all be sent to @TheJuiceBoxxPod on Instagram! *** Instagram: @TheJuiceBoxxPod Host: @Joeyyjuice Intro and Outro song feature is by Diamond Eyes with song called "Everything" available on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvZCtQAEBoE

The Last Episode 06/16/2022

The Last Episode It's a sad time, Juicers. BUT I'LL BE BACK!! Within this episode I talk about why i'm temporarily ending the podcast. I'm hoping this is a good enough explanation as to why i'm doing this. BUT, i've also included a recorded episode as a send off for the true and OG vibes of the podcast before it's done for a while. I talk about - Stranger Things - Guys who claim to hook up with tons of girls - Jason making fun of my height - Wine tasting & charcuterie boards and a few other things. I love everyone who has listened and supported to the show. This is NOT the end for good, I just need a mental break to get back into the swing of things. When I come back, there will be new segments, sound bites, and more fun engaging things and hopefully get back to having guests. Until then, Stay Hard & Stay Fertile, I love you. Peace. /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/23445479

#117 - Ramp Tramps & Poker ft. Jr Jen 06/02/2022

#117 - Ramp Tramps & Poker ft. Jr Jen What's up, Juicers. On this episode of the podcast, I'm joined by an old friend and we talked about - Skateboarding/Skate park culture (ramp tramps) - Jr's Professional Poker Playing career - Psychedelics - Influencers at festivals - Music - Netflix's Love On The Spectrum AND MORE!!! If you enjoy the podcast please LIKE & SUBSCRIBE!! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/23302673

#116 - Influencers At Festivals 05/26/2022

#116 - Influencers At Festivals What's up Gang? On this episode of the podcast I talk about, - A wholesome skateboarding moment with a random guy - Life as a young skater and one of my local idols - Influencers at raves who go just for the Instagram clout & judge the fans. - Daily Wire documentary "What Is a Woman?" - My experience with LSD - How I became a fan of EDM music over the pandemic - Funny TikToks If you enjoy the episode, Please Subscribe and Like on youtube! Follow the podcast on instagram: @Thejuiceboxxpod and subscribe on youtube at The Juice Boxx Podcast /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/23233532

#115 - Clean Your Gooch 05/19/2022

#115 - Clean Your Gooch What up Juicers! Had a blast on this one!! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Netflix's Our Father Documentary (Doctor uses male fluids to impregnate women!!) - The importance of hygiene in the gym - Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard continuation - Washing Bed sheets as a male - Sprite chug challenge AND more!! I hope you enjoy the episode! If so, please subscribe and LIKE on YOUTUBE!! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/23163167

#115 - Clean Your Gooch 05/19/2022

#114 - Cindo De Mexican 05/05/2022

#114 - Cindo De Mexican Happy Cinco De Mayo day, Juicers! On this episode I talk about - Flying to Texas on Cinco de Mayo - Skipping Stagecoach - People who vacation in Cabo vs. Rosarito (POOR) - My GF wants me to learn spanish and I'm too lazy - Administrative Principal hooked up with student at my high school - Catching predators - Camping sucks - The benefits of spending alone time to figure yourself out (activities, hobbies, passions, relationships) AND SO MUCH MORE!! Enjoy the ep, be safe, cheers. /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/23011943

#113 - Amber Sh*ts The Bed 04/28/2022

#113 - Amber Sh*ts The Bed What up, Juicers! If you're new to the podcast, WHAT'S UP FRIENDS. Subscribe to the podcast for all of the hot takes and shenanigans. On this episode, I talk about - Mike Tyson punches annoying guy on plane - Amber Heard is an emotionally abusive B word - Trusting new people in your life - Elon Musk buys twitter & causes outrage on social media - Walking on egg shells for people on the internet and MORE!! I hope you enjoy the episode! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22938311

#112 - Osteen Airlines 04/21/2022

#112 - Osteen Airlines Happy 4/20 blaze it, Juicers! Please SUBSCRIBE/LIKE the episode!! On this episode I got pretty high from edibles and talked about - Getting lit for 4/20 - Not celebrating Easter - Christian music during flight - Mask Mandates on flights dropped - Guy masturbates on Southwest airlines 4 times in 2 hours - Height Surgery - Lady stood in my parking spot and I gave her the business and MORE! I hope you enjoy the podcast! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22863374

#111 - Trans League 04/12/2022

#111 - Trans League ***Juicer Submissions*** If you have a funny story, or a topic you'd like me to talk about, send a DM to @Thejuiceboxxpod on instagram! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Joey Swole Tiktoks about people criticizing others in the gym. - Lia Thomas & transgendered athletes need their own league. - Feminists rooting for male genetics - Jada Pinkett Smith is an emotionally abusive beach - Gym culture and it's toxicity - Joe Rogan twitter death hoax AND MORE! Enjoy the episode! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22765916

#110 - Slapped To Smithereens 03/31/2022

#110 - Slapped To Smithereens What's good Juicers, on this short episode of the podcast I talk about - Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscar's - Future audience members assaulting people on stage - Chris Rock in the right or wrong?? - Daughter wants to be a stripper - Son wants to be a porn star and MUCH more!! Tune in and I hope you enjoy the podcast! Subscribe and tell a friend!! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22632269

#109 - Change Your Gender 03/24/2022

#109 - Change Your Gender YOOO support the podcast by hitting the subscribe button (: On this episode of the podcast I talk about - TikTok Alcoholic algorithm - 4th grade sex ed - Girlfriend's dreams and why they hate you after - Why can't I fight back in my dreams??? - Robert Downey Jr. & his movie The Judge - Being a mexican that can't speak spanish - My disciplines as a child because I hated school - Why do we hate our parents in our teenage years? - Lia Thomas AND MORE FUNNY TIKTOKS. I hope you enjoy the episode! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22553441

#108 - Poopy Pants In The Gym 03/17/2022

#108 - Poopy Pants In The Gym SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST to get notified for a new week of shenanigans and talking smack(: What up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - The Batman & Zoe Kravitz could have her way with me - Almost pooping my pants in the gym - Stupid waitresses - Using handicap toilet stalls - "Get off your ass and work" ... Thanks Kim K... AND MORE! I hope you enjoy the podcast! See you guys next week /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22477487

#107 - Putin The Russian C*m Stain 03/03/2022

#107 - Putin The Russian C*m Stain SUPPORT THE PODCAST by hitting the subscribe button! Love you all! What's up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Russia vs Ukraine - The misinformation and false timeline of videos circulating about Russia vs Ukraine - Euphoria TRASH season 2 - Hotels vs Air BnB - Actors and their terribly disingenuous videos addressing national tragedies AND MORE. I hope you enjoy the episode! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22321499

#106 - Epstein's Friend Didn't Kill Himself 02/24/2022

#106 - Epstein's Friend Didn't Kill Himself What up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Buying toilet paper is extremely awkward for NO reason. - Florida's new bill "Don't Say Gay" - Epstein's associate found dead by "suicide" - First fatal shark attack in Australia in 60 years (sad) - ABUSIVE landlord Craigslist review - Motivational Steve Harvey clip - Employee power trips for bathroom usage AND MORE. Enjoy the episode! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22239647

#105 - NFT's Make My Kitty Crusty 02/17/2022

#105 - NFT's Make My Kitty Crusty What's up Juicers! Happy belated Valentine's Day to you beautiful PEEPS. On this episode of the podcast I talk about - NFT's personality traits dry me right up - Witnessed my first micro p*nis - Stereotyped my uber driver - Super Bowl, Halftime show & 50 Cent slander - Garcetti raw dogging the Super Bowl - Murder Documentaries and CURRENT 2022 North Bay Area Murders of young women AND MORE!! I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast please SUBSCRIBE!! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22164746

#104 - No B-Hole Action!! 02/10/2022

#104 - No B-Hole Action!! What's going on Juicers!! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - I REFUSE anything up my B-hole - Comedian Heather Mcdonald faints HARD while performing - Guys who say they don't watch Euphoria - Latina fights in high school - White collar vs Blue collar internet arguments - Crappy little league coaches and A LOT more! Please Subscribe if you enjoy the episode!! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22086893

#103 - Hate Culture Got No Chill 02/03/2022

#103 - Hate Culture Got No Chill Whaddup Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Living alone is SCARY for ya boy - Update on TLC show with Shauna (22 year old in 8 year old body) - What I thought made people seem rich as I was growing up. - Bay Area apartment prices are disgustingly high - Hate/Censor Culture on the internet is at its most dangerous state. - Can't share opinions without being chastised for it - Joe Rogan vs. Neil Young and more!! I hope you enjoy the episode! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/22008884

#102 - West Elm Short Stroke King 01/27/2022

#102 - West Elm Short Stroke King What's up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - West Elm Caleb - going viral for "love bombing" girls on dating apps and getting famous on TikTok - The ridiculousness of Euphoria - Tall girls dating short guys - New TLC show with a 22 year old girl trapped in an 8 year old body. - Break down the worst dates that were submitted via Instagram. If you have anything you want me to talk about, send me a message on @Thejuiceboxxpod on instagram! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21916208

#101 - Drake's Spicy Pupusas 01/21/2022

#101 - Drake's Spicy Pupusas WHAT'S UP JUICERS! On this refreshed, new start of the year episode, I talk about - Hating children on planes and children in GENERAL - Girl sues Drake for inflaming her meow meow - Florida doesn't know what COVID is - Witnessing TikTok stars create a video IN PERSON at Universal Studios - When We Were Young Festival (SCAM??) AND MUCH MORE. I hope you enjoy the podcast, I'm super excited to be starting another year of the show and looking forward to the growth and laughs. Love you all. /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21846611

#100 - Smelling Salts & Hot Chips ft. Jason Reyes 12/31/2021

#100 - Smelling Salts & Hot Chips ft. Jason Reyes HAPPY NEW YEAR, JUICERS! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21640343

#99 - Dank Or Trash Christmas Movies 12/23/2021

#99 - Dank Or Trash Christmas Movies HAPPY HOLIDAYS JUICERS!!! /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21582032

#98 - I'm A Snowflake...? 12/16/2021

#98 - I'm A Snowflake...? YOO Welcome to the show!! On this episode I talk about /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21502316

#97 - Who Put Me On Grindr??? 12/09/2021

#97 - Who Put Me On Grindr??? What up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21425333

#96 - Girl Sells Farts In A Jar 12/02/2021

#96 - Girl Sells Farts In A Jar What up juicers!! On this episode of the podcast I respond to questions I received regarding: /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21351254

#95 - 4 Doors, More Wh*res 11/25/2021

#95 - 4 Doors, More Wh*res I'm BACK baby!! On this episode of the pod, I dive in on /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21279536

#94 - Trashtroworld 2021 11/11/2021

#94 - Trashtroworld 2021 What up, Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21126245

#93 - Clout Chasing At A Funeral pt. 2 11/04/2021

#93 - Clout Chasing At A Funeral pt. 2 What up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast, I talk about /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21048077

#93 - Mike Is Homophobic pt. 1 11/01/2021

#93 - Mike Is Homophobic pt. 1 What up Juicers! I decided to do a short & sweet episode in the spirit of Halloween. In 15 minutes, I managed to squeeze in /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/21002882

#92 - Baldwin Island 10/28/2021

#92 - Baldwin Island What's up Juicers! On this episode I talk about /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/20967404

#91 - Fake Vax Cards & Gay Bars 10/21/2021

#91 - Fake Vax Cards & Gay Bars Yo Juicers! Welcome to the episode!! On this episode I talk about /episode/index/show/thejuiceboxx/id/20889950

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