Episode 85: The Couch
The Manhattan Project: A Seinfeld and Friends Podcast
Release Date: 04/17/2020
#195 The Manhattan Project: The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
The Manhattan Project: A Seinfeld and Friends Podcast
This week, Ross may need his rage medication adjusted when he hits all the peaks and valleys in his reaction to finding out about HIS BEST FRIEND AND SISTER and then throws a principle-based PAR-TAY. Phoebe tries her best to help him out but his awareness is, as usual, isn't exactly keen. Rachel steps up to protect Joey from a very scrappy Punky Brewster. Chandler realizes that his cool, totally casual girlfriend and his marriage-minded friend, Monica, may be one in the same. Meanwhile, on a coast not shared with Manhattan, Ashford and April are fresh off of an exciting appearance at...
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#194 The Manhattan Project: The One Where Everybody Finds Out
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This week, we all know that they don't know that they know that they know that they know. Ross, with Comrade Rachel's guidance, knows that he can get back his edge by joining UNG for a nude hang...the way God intended. Monica and Chandler know that the girls are trying to be real slick with them. Phoebe and Rachel know that they can use their proximity and sexuality to get an edge on the secret couple. Joey knows that he's got secrets of his own to keep track of. Meanwhile, in various parts of the country that are not Manhattan, April knows she doesn't kiss and tell, AJ knows how to sing a...
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#193 The Manhattan Project: The One With Joey's Bag
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This week Comrade Rachel gives according to her ability working at Bloomingdale's to Joey according to his need for a new outfit for an audition and as a bonus receives a bag that is U-N-I-sexy. One life may end and another one may not begin they way those people outside were doin' it, but Phoebe loses one family member and gains another when she meets her father, Frank Sr., at her granmother's 3-D funeral. Chandler says "goodbye, muscles!" when Monica wins "The Monica" for World's Best Bad Massage. Meanwhile, not in Manhattan, Ashford's got a lot in his bag and, if you listen closely, April...
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#192 The Manhattan Project: The One With Chandler's Work Laugh
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This week Monica respects Chandler, but hates Work Chandler. Ross gets a wake up call after becoming too annoying for Janice (WHO. IS. WONDERFUL.). Rachel tries to shake Monica down in the name of friendship. The secret shadow show of Joey and Phoebe and The Chick and The Duck surfaces. Meanwhile, not in Manhattan, Ashford has a F•R•I•E•N•D•S themed teacher appreciation party and and April is beseiged by all sorts of background sounds.
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#191 The Manhattan Project: The One With All The Resolutions
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This week the F•R•I•E•N•D•S are R•E•S•O•L•U•T•E! Joey resolves to stop being a total liar in his career. Phoebe resolves to fly, but seems to be more interested in making sure Joseph never touches a guitar. Chandler resolves to get $50 from Ross at the end of the week but fails. Rachel resolves to keep it zipped. Ross resolves to potentially open the door to disaster each and every day. Monica resolves to document all of this for everyone's enjoyment. Meanwhile, not at all in Manhattan, AJ resolves to finish Madagascar and April resolves to never resolve.
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#190 The Manhattan Project: The One With The Inappropriate Sister
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This week Ross takes being pretty much the worst to new levels, Chandler co-invents Crazy Lawsuit Game with Joey, but Joey is not producing anything representative of his best work so he won't be going to the Rangers game...last night. Monica finally asks Danny the Yeti out for Rachel, but Danny the Yeti's sister has gotta lick the stain out of his pants and give him his bath before they can go on their second date. Street Phoebe does the whole city with her bucket of Christmas joy, which is not a urinal. Meanwhile, not in Manhattan, Ashford longs for a family dynamic that allows for...
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#189 The Manhattan Project: The With Ross's Sandwich
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This time around Ross really loses it after his boss eats his sandwich. Monica and Chandler are figuratively eating Joey's sandwich with all of the lies they're forcing him to tell just to keep their filthy, filthy secrets. Phoebe's metaphoical sandwich gets a little banged up as well when Rachel doesn't take their adult literature class as seriously as she should. Maybe she should sign up for that adult film class Joey's taking. Meanwhile, far, far from Manhattan, we learn all the things that Ashford does with his left hand, and - SURPRISE - the ones he does with his right hand. April has...
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#188 The Manhattan Project: The One With All The Thanksgivings
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What was your worst Thanksgiving? Was it when your brother's college roommate called you fat? Was it when you chopped off your future secret boyfriend's toe? How about the one when you were getting both divorced and evicted? If it wasn't getting blown up during a war, may be it was getting a turkey stuck on your head. That would make it Joey's worst but maybe Monica's best. AJ has never had a bad Thanksgiving. The woman who ruined April's is in jail.
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#187 The Manhattan Project: The One Where Ross Moves In
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This time around, Joey and Chandler almost send Ross to live in a hovel after he attempts one too many "quiet maneuvers", Phoebe "f"s the food police, and Monica has just about had it with Comrade Rachel's 4-D dating chess. Meanwhile, far from Manhattan, April falls flat on her face during a confrontation and Ashford has a celebration for all sorts of numbers. Twitter @HuntressPodcast www.patreon.com/wrightonnetwork
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#186 The Manhattan Project: The One With The Yeti
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This time around Phoebe gets a major paradigm shift after going from having no family to having family heirlooms, Comrade Rachel takes defensive action against a very credibly perceived threat and then has pizza with it, and Joey says what everyone is really thinking about Ross's really laidback and easy going new wife. Meanwhile, thousands of miles from Manhattan, April witnesses a real-life wrong-name-wedding and Ashford asks for one promise - never get a mink coat.
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Once again, Poppy was a little sloppy. Larry David writes another banger with The Couch. Healthcare debates, avoiding book club requirements, and the merits of what determines when a pizza is a pizza, know what I mean?
Ashford and April discuss Ashford's lack of knowledge about Breakfast at Tiffany's and Truman Capote as well as the episode. Write to us at www.wrightonnetwork.com Twitter @The4WhoRule and become a patreon at www.patreon.com/wrightonnetwork