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The Deadly Years (TOS)

Humanist Trek

Release Date: 07/06/2023

Shades of Gray (TNG) show art Shades of Gray (TNG)

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When Star Trek: The Next Generation runs out of money, Bill finds himself with a parasitic infection that causes him to replay scenes from earlier episodes. When Humanist Trek finds itself stuck in a clip show, what else is there to do but put a clip show in a clip show? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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While the Enterprise plays a war game that Picard doesn't really want to play, Data is manipulated into playing a board game he doesn't want to play. This week we learn that there is such a thing as too much self-confidence. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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The Emissary (TNG) show art The Emissary (TNG)

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When Worf's old flame shows up on the D, the tension gets thick. But once she gets his thicc Ds, Klingon honor bullshit insists that they're married. As several characters navigate being stuck between two different cultures, an old Klingon ship full of Japanese holdouts is about to wake up still believing they're at war. How do you even begin to bring them into the 24th Century? Well, we don't know because this episode isn't really about that. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Thanks to: Star Trek Avatar...

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When Mrs. Troi shows up in the middle of a midlife crisis, her horny attention turns to just about every man on the ship. Meanwhile, Jean-Luc hides in the holodeck while Worf schools Wesley on not judging a fish person by it's scales. Then they turn out to be assassins? What? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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Up The Long Ladder (TNG) show art Up The Long Ladder (TNG)

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When the Enterprise stumbles upon a forgotten Earth colony whose planet is in danger, the racist Irish stereotypes get turned up to 11. The neighboring colony made up of clones needs new DNA to survive. The solution seems pretty simple, but what happens when you set up your Trump supporting, toxic manosphere, dudebro cousin with your hot socialist Bernie Bro bestie? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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While Picard and Wesley take the company van to the nearest Starbase to get open heart surgery and retake the Starfleet Academy Cadet Challenge, respectively, the Enterprise responds to a distress call from a seemingly unintelligent species called the Pakleds. But when Geordi gets kidnapped and Picard's surgery takes a turn, Riker and Co have to outwit the dimwits to save them both. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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When Q drops in for another chaotic visit, the Enterprise finds itself in an encounter with Star Trek: The Next Generation's new baddies: the Borg. Is it Picard's stubborn arrogance or distrust of Q preventing him from asking for help? Could Q have taught Picard this lesson without killing 18 UC's? And just how do Borgs procreate? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by Star Trek Avatar Creation

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Data spends weeks communicating with a young girl on the internet and learns that her planet is destroying itself. Thankful that Chris Hansen isn't there when they arrive, Data breaks the Prime Directive and probably several Secondary Directives to save his new underage friend. Where is the line when it comes to saving lives? Why is Data more human than everyone else all of a sudden? And why is everyone so quick to perform a memory wipe on an alien child without consent? Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials ...

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The Icarus Factor (TNG) show art The Icarus Factor (TNG)

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When Riker's Dad shows up after 15 years looking to make amends, father and son must beat the shit out of each other in order to deal with their feelings. Meanwhile, Worf's going through some cultural isolation and Wesley organizes Worf's friends to watch Worf get zapped with pain sticks over and over. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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When a giant space whirlpool sends Picard 6 hours back in time, the crew must unravel a timey wimey loop knot. But when Gene Roddenberry tells Maurice Hurley to stuff it, we're left with more questions than answers. Visit our website at  Support the show at  Pick up your merch at  Socials Starfleet Officer maker by @marci_bloch

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