19. Madonna-Infused Margarita
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Did you know we're topical? We're SO topical. In this episode, we hit the 3 M's everyone is talking about these days: Mormons, molasses, and Madonna. Incredible. Did you know Boston once lost its greatest men, women and horses to a sticky-sweet flood of molasses in the year 1919? You won't learn this from NPR. (I'm lying, of course. NPR has a whole episode on it. But ours is funnier.) Also in this episode: how to get revenge on your ex, using only bologna and a HINT of Tajín. BONUS: Here's a video of the unicorn transformer from the episode: Come-on!! -------- Theme Music by Rocky...
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18. Small Talk in a Pink Tutu
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We're special guested -- by yet another therapist! Aren't there enough of those these days? Honestly, you can't throw a stone without talking about somebody's childhood and the first time they fell out of a coconut tree while masturbating. Special guest David is here to tell us all about his origin story in a pink tutu, but only after we sidetrack for our first Small Talk through voice filters. Finally, we cancel men, because they still deserve it. -------- Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d
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17. Please and Thank You Intercourse
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Is sex about kindness, or problem solving? Is zit popping about love, or dissociation? Does the endless grind define our lives, and if so, what does it mean that one of us graduated? Our heroic foursome follows the white rabbit down, down, down into the classic themes of therapy: unparentifying, healthy conflict, and most importantly, how to stop screaming so hard you hurt yourself. -------- Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d
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16. Hit Us in the Ham with 'The James'
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As the sun sets on another Coachella, our crew huddles together for a post-festival session that's as vibrant and diverse as the event itself. With James lighting up the mic, we traverse the sensory smorgasbord of music festivals, grappling with the crunch of chiropractic adjustments and the charm of digital avatars. Our tales of tech mishaps blend with nostalgic beats and the financial enigmas of NFTs, while personal revelations about coming out knit seamlessly with the fabric of our digital lives. Navigating the highs and lows of human experience, we delve into the warmth of childhood...
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15. Denzel Washingfin in Love
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Were there Dad jokes before the Big Bang? Somehow Scot naming a fish Denzel Washingfin is enough to power this entire episode. We also discus our recent stint as students in a stand up comedy class. We cover the doomerism felt by everyone, Lauren's makeloving dry spell, and if you're lucky, dear listener, we might just say 'I love you.' This episode even features a special bonus at the end: 5 minutes from each of us, from the first time we all did stand-up!
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14. Hiatus, Who-Ate-Us?
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The crew reconvenes after a long break mainly to see if everyone still has a pulse. It's winter in the Bay Area and our basements are all flooded, but not in the good way. Tune in to hear what emotional damage we're dialing in per usual and we'll spoon it in your podcast ear-bowls. Catch us now before the new type of bedbug migrates north and ends civilization.
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13. The Future Never Shuts Up feat. Grimes
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What are the hottest trends of the past decade? Cyber goth, financial fraud, and having the body of a 12 year old -- wow. But rarely does a celebrity embody all these qualities so effortlessly as our first celebrity guest: Grimes! She's accomplished so much, from being an Austin Texas resident all the way to being a genius artisanal NFT salesperson. Bonus sexy ASMR from Adrien who met a Coachella bae.
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12. Kate Hudson AI Porn
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Fearing the future under our new ChatGPT overlords? No problem. Just leave it to our hosts to plan your scenic future, bathing in custom-made AI fanfiction. In a future handcrafted by computers, you'll wallpaper your brain with couture demands. Join us now for our first post-brunch bash. Want to drop us a line? Send any comments or questions to Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d
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11. Cornered Animal Roman Catholics
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As we return from our winter hibernation, we find ourselves pondering life's big questions. Will we ever love ourselves? Would we screw ourselves, or just one night stand ourselves, or even tolerate ourselves as roommates? Special guest Henry Darling takes us on a horny shame spiral that’ll get you off with no hands and leave you in an LTR with your own body. Want to drop us a line? Send any comments or questions to Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d
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10. Show and Tell
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Should adults be playing Show and Tell? It’s a surprisingly divisive issue on this episode as Ari and Scot present their case to Judge Adrien and Judge Lauren in the first-ever instance of Can I Lay Down Court! Passions flair and opinions fly as nothing gets held back, and stay tuned for the main event as we talk about the items we brought. Special thanks to John Harper () for our Show and Tell theme music. Want to drop us a line? Send any comments or questions to [email protected] Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License:...
info_outlineAri, Lauren, Adrien, and Scot get personal as they each share stories of something they never got over. We’re being funny *and* vulnerable. Fulnerable. Get to know us better via the mishaps of our pasts…and other unrelated tangents.
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