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Release Date: 11/05/2025
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Starting Feb 2, 2026, www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast is now the only place you will be able to get Bone To Pick! In this emotionally charged and hilariously unfiltered episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi announce a major shift for the show while doing what they do best—venting about the everyday annoyances that drive them insane. As they explain why this is the final free YouTube episode and move fully to Patreon, the conversation turns into a surprisingly heartfelt reflection on loyalty, creative burnout, and keeping something alive simply because it’s fun....
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Where is Paul? | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 145
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In this chaotic episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Mike Albanese hold down the fort while Paul Virzi mysteriously vanishes with a suspicious combo of “flu” and “shooting something.” What follows is a brutally honest, wildly relatable spiral into domestic hell, gym harassment, and the unspoken rules of human decency. Bobby recounts a household emergency involving a flooded bathroom, a child with frightening plumbing capabilities, and the emotional rollercoaster of being furious while oddly impressed. From tree-trunk poops to towel shortages, the episode leans fully into the...
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Starbucks Addiction | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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The Bonefathers spiral from sports trash talk into a surprisingly intense debate about travel math, airport lounges, and whether flying to D.C. is actually faster than driving. Once the bones start flying, nothing is safe—back-scratching etiquette, shirtless guys at freezing football games, Starbucks addiction culture, misspelled names on coffee cups, toothpaste betrayal, and the psychological profile of people who look like they might whisper “secret racism” in your ear. It’s fast, loose, brutally honest, and packed with classic Kelly rage and Virzi logic gymnastics. Go to...
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Gratitude Is Dead | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 143
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On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go fully feral over one of life’s most universal frustrations: when you do someone a favor and they somehow still find a way to complain. What starts as a casual rant about free tickets quickly escalates into a brutally honest breakdown of entitlement, gratitude, and why certain people should be permanently removed from your “hookups” list. From TSA inconsistencies and customs hypocrisy to Yelp reviewers who “hate to do this” but absolutely love doing it, the guys dissect modern annoyance culture with zero mercy. Along the...
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New year, new bones | Bone to Pick Podcast Ep 142
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The Bone to Pick Podcast kicks off the new year exactly how it should: loud, unfiltered, and deeply annoyed. In this episode, Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike tear into the petty frustrations that somehow unite us all—relationship cringe, holiday gimmicks, restaurant betrayals, and the subtle social crimes that make New Year’s Eve unbearable. What starts as playful griping quickly turns into explosive storytelling, savage crowd psychology, and an unforgettable forensic breakdown of the most disturbing bathroom video you’ve ever heard described. The show thrives on the perfect mix of...
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Merry Christmas! | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 141
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It’s the annual Bonemas on the Bone to Pick Podcast as Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go live for a no-holds-barred Christmas spectacular packed with food, fans, and festive grievances. What starts as playful banter quickly turns into a hilarious therapy session for everything that drives us nuts this time of year — from adult gift exchanges that feel more like obligations, to Elf on the Shelf paranoia, to why nobody wants your leaky snow globe. With fan-submitted bones rolling in live, Bobby and Paul riff on family traditions, awkward gift moments, holiday music overload, and the...
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No accents! | Bone to Pick Podcast Ep 140
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What starts as light banter about remote recording and bad lighting quickly spirals into a brutally honest bone about medical anxiety, unreadable lab results, and why hearing critical health information through a thick accent might push a hypochondriac over the edge. From there, the guys riff on marriage, exhaustion, parenting, travel nightmares, and the hidden stress behind a comedian’s “easy” life. As always, the episode thrives on raw chemistry, rapid-fire jokes, and relatable frustration — whether it’s locked car doors at gas stations, terrible bathroom etiquette, or chefs...
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BE PREPARED! | Bone to Pick Podcast w/ Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi (Ep 139)
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For the love of god if you are going to take a hike or camp or do anything outdoors, be prepared for... oh I dunno... the outdoors?! Plus planning stuff way too far in advance and some killer fan bones! Join the Patreon at Support the show and get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/BONE Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK
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Dog Adoption Is a SCAM? | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they’ve ever recorded. From the hoops you’re forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own war stories. Then the guys pivot to a full-blown rant about high-end restaurants that still serve guests on shaky tables, complete with spilled coffee, shoddy fixes, and Shark Tank inventions...
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Rent-A-Man | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 137
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On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi spiral from a simple commute argument into a full-blown rant-fest about the weirdest people among us: tiny ladies walking two identical monster dogs, serial “get-up” offenders at games and Broadway shows, dudes sleeping face-down with their asses in the air, and psychos who clap at the end of movies like the actors can hear them. Between Bobby’s emergency bathroom break, talk of cloned Tom Brady dogs, and their startup idea “Rent a Man” to keep chronic stander-uppers in line, the guys somehow still make room for razor-sharp...
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