S3E33 - What If That Paper Is Lonely?: A Conversation With Chris Funkhouser
Release Date: 07/04/2025
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Topics Discussed In This Episode Include: Being A Newspaper Carrier, Staying In Your Lane, Being Happy To Be 50, Hick-Hop, Neuro-Fighters, Not Liking Movies, Prop 50, Trump’s Cabinet, Epstein’s Island, The Covid Vaccine, Police Presence, A Soft Society, Illegal Immigration, RFK Jr., Church Hurt, Hell, Ghosts, & Angels. PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE: Amy Grant – Breath Of Heaven (1992) Amy Grant – Father’s Eyes (1979) Amy Grant – Grown-Up Christmas List (1992) The Beatles – Hey Jude (1968) Big & Rich – Comin’ To Your City (2005) Big & Rich – Lost In This Moment...
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Topics Discussed In This Episode: Christian Contemporary Music, RadioU, Jiu-Jitsu, The Gracie’s, Indie Music, BMG, Hating America, Slavery, 23andMe, Deportations, Trump, Prop 50, Public Education, Homosexual Content In Children’s Books, Being Sensitive To Spiritual Things, Water Baptism, The Age Of Accountability, Meeting Michael Jackson, And Choosing God. PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE: ABBA – Lay All Your Love One Me (1980) ABBA – The Winner Takes It All (1980) Artie Shaw – Begin The Beguine (1938) Artie Shaw – Stardust (1941) Ben Bohmer – Beyond Beliefs (2021) Ben Bohmer – Home...
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Topics Discussed In This Episode: The Beach Boys, Tool, Evanescence, K-Love, K-Life, The Fish, Christian Screamo, K-Pop, Falling Down The Rabbit Hole Of Korean Entertainment, BTS, Spiders, Public Education, Christian Rap, Forrest Frank, Love Languages, MAGA White Supremacy, Universal Healthcare, School Funding, Single Income Families, The Proverbs 31 Woman, Guns, Good Looking Mormons, Almost Getting Pulled Into A Cult, Living In Israel, Lent, Biblical Submission, Dating Profiles, & The Lord Of The Rings. PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE: Aaron Shust – Ever Be (2017) Aaron Shust – My...
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Topics Discussed In This Episode: Elisha’s Bones, Psychedelic Doc Martins, Tooth And Nail Records, Joy Electric, Guilt Over Secular Music, Wind-Up Records, Birding In Joshua Tree, Abortion, Deportation, The Road Into Ministry, Meeting His Wife, Having A Nervous Breakdown, Why Christianity?, And Having A Balanced Approach To Worship. PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE: Alice In Chains – Them Bones (1992) Alice In Chains – Would? (1992) The Avett Brothers – Good To You (2013) The Avett Brothers – I And Love And You (2009) The Avett Brothers – Pretty Girl From Michigan (2012) Beastie...
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Topics Discussed In This Episode: The Telepathy Tapes, Being A Red-Letter Christian, Tertullian, Who Was The Serpent?, Who Was Yahweh?, Common Origin Stories, Elohim, Israel’s Polytheism, El Elyon, God’s Of War, Sky People, Paleocontact, Ancient Astronaut, Visitations, And Practicing Remote Viewing. PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE: At The Drive-In – Proxima Centauri (1999) The B-52’s – Mesopotamia (1980)
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Topics discussed in this episode include: Growing Up In Arkansas, Inverted Appendixes, Dangerous Childhood Games, Saving Up To Buy A Sailboat, The Harrowing Sea Adventure, Always Closing The Toilet Seat, Which Way The Toilet Paper Is Supposed To Go, The Puking Fest, Ax-Throwing To Break The Ice, Clopening, Political Morality, Subjective Reality, Charlie Kirk, The Queen James Bible, The Aether, Teaching Kids How To Play Minecraft, Saturn’s Titan, Tomorrowland, Genetic Enhancements, And Cloning.
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Things discussed in this episode: Training With Patricia Boyd, Ethnic Cleansing, Public Housing, The War On Drugs, Neo-Liberal Economics, Bullying, Pronouns, Chumash And The Gender Unicorn, Mental Health, Gun Violence, Paul Verhoeven Films, The Less-Dead, Unity Church, Intelligent Design, The New Atheists, Evolution, And Agnostic Atheism. PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE: Arlo Guthrie – Alice’s Restaurant Massacree (1967) Arlo Guthrie – Coming Into Los Angeles (1969) The Beatles – All You Need Is Love (1967) The Beatles – In My Life (1965) The Beatles – Michelle (1965) The Beatles –...
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Topics Discussed In This Episode Include: Parenting, Having Exchange Students, Deliverance Ministries, Marie Calender’s, God’s Love Vs. Human Suffering, Good Thursday, The Healing Rooms, Repentance, Hell, The Provision Of God, Growing Up A Tomboy, How She Met Her Husband, Being In A Ditch On The Side Of The Road, Becoming G.I. Jane, Justin Timberlake, The Medical Community, John G. Lake, Blessing Blocked By Doubt, Praying In The Spirit, Vaccines, And The Smell Of The Holy Spirit. PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE: Alicia Keys – Fallin’ (2001) Alicia Keys – No One (2007) Audio...
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Things Mentioned In This Episode: Collecting Vinyl, Being A Girl Dad, Trump’s Women Grabbing Comments, Abortion, Adoption, Fostering System, Bullying, Deportations, Who Is Saved?, Belief/Believe, Churchiness, The Molehill Of Olives, And Did Jesus Have A Potty Mouth? PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE: Angry Samoans – Gas Chamber (1982) Angry Samoans – Lights Out (1982) Angry Samoans – My Old Man’s A Fatso (1982) Angry Samoans – Not Of This Earth (1982) Aretha Franklin – Amazing Grace (1972) Audioslave – Show Me How To Live (2002) Bad Religion – Infected (1994) Bad Religion – My Head...
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Things Discussed In This Episode Include: Working On The Family Popcorn Farm, Homeschooling Vs. Public Schooling, Marriage & Dating, Biased New Sources, Jubilee, Mosh Pits At Christian Concerts, Sabaton, Backroad Militia, White Girl Music, Tariffs, Deportations, Assimilation, Being Able To Take A Joke Again, Gay Day, Color Blindness, Kool-Aid Haired People, Being Offended On Behalf Of Other People, Greta’s New Hairdo, Climate Change, Fukushima, Teddy Roosevelt’s Italian Cousin Tony, Tesla Charging Stations, Islamists, The 5 Gospels, The Great Commission, Giving Money To Homeless...
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PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE:
Danny Elfman – Beetlejuice Main Title (1988)
Diana Ross – I’m Coming Out (1980)
Eve – Let Me Blow Ya Mind (Featuring Gwen Stefani) (2001)
Foo Fighters – Everlong (1997)
Green Day – American Idiot (2004)
Green Day – Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (2004)
Green Day – Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) (1997)
Green Day – Jesus Of Suburbia (2004)
Gwen Stefani – Luxurious (2004)
Lenny Kravitz – Black Girl (1993)
Lenny Kravitz – Fly Away (1998)
Lenny Kravitz – Heaven Help (1993)
Madonna – Bedtime Story (1994)
Madonna – Candy Perfume Girl (1998)
Madonna – Devil Pray (2015)
Madonna – Don’t Tell Me (2000)
Madonna – Hung Up (2005)
Madonna – Impressive Instant (2000)
Madonna – La Isla Bonita (1986)
Madonna – Music (2000)
Madonna – Nobody Knows Me (2003)
Madonna – Secret (1994)
Madonna – Sky Fits Heaven (1998)
Madonna – Take A Bow (1994)
Madonna – This Used To Be My Playground (1992)
Madonna – What It Feels Like For A Girl (2000)
Maneskin – Beggin’ (2017)
Maneskin – I Wanna Be Your Slave (2021)
Metallica – Fuel (1997)
Metallica – Nothing Else Matters (S&M Version) (1999)
Michael Jackson – I Just Can’t Stop Loving You (1987)
Michael Jackson – Remember The Time (1991)
Miss Kitten & The Hacker – Frank Sinatra (1998)
Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit (1991)
No Doubt – Don’t Speak (1995)
No Doubt – Hella Good (2001)
No Doubt – Hey Baby (2001)
The Ones – Flawless (2001)
Prince – Gett Off (1991)
Prince – My Name Is Prince (1992)
Prince – The Question Of U (1990)
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Aeroplane (1995)
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Brendan’s Death Song (2011)
Red Hot Chili Peppers – My Friends (1995)
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Pea (1995)
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Scar Tissue (1999)
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under The Bridge (1991)
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Walkabout (1995)
The Scissor Sisters – Filthy/Gorgeous (2004)
The Scissor Sisters – Let’s Have A Kiki (2012)
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles – The Tears Of A Clown (1967)
Sublime – Doin’ Time (1996)
Sublime – What I Got (1996)
Sublime – Wrong Way (1996)
The Supremes – Baby Love (1964)
The Supremes – Stop In The Name Of Love (1965)
Tina Turner – Nutbush City Limits (1973)
Tina Turner – Private Dancer (1984)
Tina Turner – Proud Mary (1970)
The Village People – Macho Man (1978)
Voodoo Glow Skulls – El Coo Cooi (1995)
Voodoo Glow Skulls – Give Me Someone I Can Trust (1995)
Voodoo Glow Skulls – Insubordination (1993)
Whitney Houston – I’m Your Baby Tonight (1990)
Whitney Houston – Queen Of The Night (1992)