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A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
Release Date: 09/18/2024
Hel and Mel: Two Geordies Relive a Wembley Dreamscape
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
Roving Reporter Andrew joins Kevin with Helen and Mel, some beloved Geordies who celebrated Newcastle's League Cup win in a great place -- Wembley Stadium!
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Sorry Eric Clapton, Dan Burn is God
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
The wait is over, the trophy case opens up for a new resident as Bill and Kevin break down Newcastle's seismic win in the League Cup final over Liverpool. -- The joy and rapture on Tyneside and in the US; -- Our ode to George Caulkin, the best sports scribe on the planet; -- The tactical masterclass of Eddie Howe; -- Dan Burn's moment of magic rises to legend; -- A Sean Longstaff moment many people may have missed. -- The class of Liverpool, our appreciation of it, and our hope they never show it to us again. MISCHIEF MANAGED!!!
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Cup Final Preview -- The Reality Sandwich
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
Well, well, well, look who's back! Bill and Kevin break down the upcoming Carabao Cup Final on the weekend. How much better did we feel following the win at West Ham? The major difference in this squad vs. the one that played in 2023. Why there are all sorts of reasons for Toon Fans to be optimistic. "You like Liverpool? F**k Liverpool."
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Newcastle United Wins a Barnburner Against Birmingham
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
Will Osula, Baby Giraffe Joe Willock No Matter What The Goal of the Season Win the League or Silverware?
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It Must Be The Ball, It Must Be The Ball
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
Dan Burn danburns Odegard! Fabian Schar forces Decwan to share! Bruno throws his own partey. TELL ME MA, TELL ME MA...
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Sex Dolls and Bangers: A Great Day out for Bromley
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
Know your audience: League Two Bromley made the absolute best of a day at St. James' Park while Newcastle slowly asserted its dominance in a professional display. Kevin waxes rhapsodic about what it means for our club to play at St. James' Park and the magic that architects and designers will have difficulty recapturing if we move.
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Peak Jacob Murphy and Operation 5-5-0
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
Bill and Kevin wonder what's wrong with the ball as Mikel Arteta receives a lifetime achievement award following Newcastle's 2-0 win over Arsenal at the Emirates. Eddie Howe once again outsmarts a rival manager, leaving him fuming. A shift for the ages from Sven Botman. Troy Deeney accidentally asks a good question. And a recognition after this match that Newcastle United is on par with any club in the Premier League.
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ISO: A Fair and Even Playing Ground
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
Newcastle United survived an early wake up time and the chaos at Tottenham Hotspur to claim three more points and keeping their near club record win streak alive. Re: the handball. What you gonna trust me or your lyin' eyes? How Postecoglu's post-game outburst overshadowed a good performance by Spurs' young players. Nananananananananananananananana BOTMAN! A look ahead to Arsenal, plus Kevin's bizarre hatred of "you're welcome." You're welcome.
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Call 'em by their name! Relegation Threatened Manchester United
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
After a half-century of near constant futility, Newcastle United exorcises a few demons on the smoking crater once known as Manchester United. - What RTMU players would start for Newcastle? - Why the coverage has been so one sided? - Is this still a big match for us? Why Manchester United is kind of like our loser big brother. - Why our man of the match had to come from the midfield. - Bill's tribute to the Georgian Geordie, Jimmy Carter
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Villa Victory, Old Trafford Falls Preview, and Stadium Summary!
A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA
We're joined this week by roving reporter Andrew from Forrest Hall, Andrew "The Barron," Barron, and ol' Kev, coming at ya LIVE, from the Hawk and Griffin in Vienna, Virginia. We review yet another demolition of Aston Villa at Saint James's Park, discuss the problems afoot at Manchester United, and go into great detail on the potential landing spots for a new stadium in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. Andrew Barron's debut goes as well as can be expected, after having spent three seasons gaining fitness on the Mischief of Magpies bench. We all know Eddie Howe doesn't rush players onto the...
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A look ahead to Fulham and AFC Wimbledon.