Introducing Our New Co-Host and Creating a Cheeveresque Dinner Party
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Well it's officially winter folks. And Bob is on leave with seasonal affective issues. Luckily our generous employee package covers that. Not to worry, though, Tory is stepping into his big shoes. This week we cover similar nonsense such as: -don't bother Phil on the subway -...but in the wine store it's okay -John Cheever and white people problems -How to create a Cheever-themed dinner party -Jeff Epstein talk -What Larry Summers and Eliyhu Weinstein (?!?) have in common -Haiku of the week
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Expensive New York Schools. Tony Suburbs.
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Back again folks. This week we go over more random nonsense such as: -Some guy who actually followed through and wrote the kind of book Phil would have liked to write if not for devastating indolence -For profit schools in New York -Methods of overcoming said indolence -Dating news -The perils of show business
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Bob's Dating App Adventures
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Back again. They said we'd never do it, but like a bad rash we never go away. This week the weather is turning, and the team yaps about: -Bob's life on the dating apps. -Why squirrels are (marginally) better than rats. -Gay Talese still pumping out books. -Celebrity and d-list sightings.
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Bob's New Beach Friend
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Summer's over. Happy new year to the Jews. Today the crew yaks about stuff like: -Bob opens up to a chronic beach shade stealer -US Open fans -Some Chinese guy's food channel -White people love to shame dune destroyers -Another dumb restaurant idea
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Bob Goes It Alone
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Well, it's summer and the crew yaps about: -Bob's relationship ending. Sad times and moving forward. -Women vs. men, the WNBA, Wonder Woman, and The Old Man and the Sea. -Phil's injuured knee -Cape Cod Trump sign wars
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The Great American Novel. In Staten Island. Bob Finds a Subway Birthday Friend.
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Back again after a long hiatus. If you're still listening, good luck. But seriously, it's a rainy day in New York City, summer is in the air, and the Treehouse team rehashes more nonsense. Such as: -Bob's subway birthday friend. -John Updike's kids. -Why you don't see warmongering Buddhists. -Those darn Israelis at it again. -Staten Island, home of the next Great American Novel
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Lousy Spring Break Resort People. Phil's new Physical Therapist.
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Ok folks. Spring break is over and we're back. This week we get into: -Bob's idea to capitalize on the Trump tariffs with homegrown coconuts and sturgeon farms. -When New York businesses don't account for weird homeless antics. -The appeal of going off the grid -Phil's new physical therapist
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Old People at the Pharmacy and Running Into Gus Fring at the Gym
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
March is here and the weather is fantastic. A welcome break from the frost despite the loss of an hour due to daylight savings. Today we yak about the following: -Be like Tracy Austin and NFL cornerbacks and learn to turn the page and not dwell on the negative. -Phil grates his knuckle and deals with the neighborhgood oldies in the pharmacy. -Anora and movie roundup. -New York as a place to run into celebrities
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Bob Searches for a New Duvet. Hunting For Sugar Mommies.
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Holy crap it's cold. Again. This week more nonsense such as: -Bob's search for a new duvet leads him into a magicakl world of MILFs, GILFs and Siamese twins -Career advice: find a sugar mommy! -What's really going on at the Met? -More personals from those nerds at the New York Review of Books
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Confronting a Bad Writer at the Strand and HMart Love.
Phil & Bob's Treehouse
Well folks another wintry week (or two) and we're back at it. This week we look at: -HMart the suddenly semi-ubiquitous Korean grocery. Asian shopping minus the toads and loogie hockers. -Phil considers hijacking a book panel at the Strand. -You know all that street construction? Is it all bullshit? And other street perils: dangling steel girders, Mexican scaffold workers, and double parked Ubers. -The depressing list of mayoral contenders.
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-UberSurgery. Get a nose job in front of your apartment!
-The New York Review of Books personals.
-The Jersey senate race and our plan to turn Andy Kim into a Treehouse asset
-The NFL, America's gayest sport.