NST: TNG - Parallels - Season 7, Episode 11
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Parallels! Oh my goodness, we've got the multiple Worfs of madness! How does it pan out when someone writes a late season 7 episode and it's... actually good?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out Bat'leth trucker hat, Sticker Pack Series 01, other merch at Check out the new Enterprise-D LEGO set and, for a limited time, get a TNG Shuttlecraft set with the Ensign Ro minifig with it as well! Use our...
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NST: DS9 - Sanctuary - Season 2, Episode 10
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Sanctuary! What happens when DS9 fumbles really hard at doing a refugee crisis allegory while pairing it with a bunch of super ugly aliens? This thing! Check out this AWESOME fanart by SKELERANG! Tumblr @skelerangart Bluesky @skelerang We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our "Dancing Doctor of Death" T-shirt and other merch at Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan...
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NST: TNG - Inheritance - Season 7, Episode 10
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Inheritance! It turns out that Data has a mom! It turns out that his mom is a robot! That's... that's it. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our "Dancing Doctor of Death" T-shirt and other merch at Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a button? Get a discount by using our offer code "NEWBIE" at ! This offer stacks with other sales on the...
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NST: DS9 - Second Sight - Season 2, Episode 9
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Second Sight! Sisko is sad that Picard killed his wife, so he decides to pursue a ghost lady instead. Shenanigans ensue. There's also this scientist guy who won't stop talking. Also, Sisko used to be Bashir in this story. Yes. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our "Dancing Doctor of Death" T-shirt and other merch at Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with...
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NST: TNG - Force of Nature - Season 7, Episode 9
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Force of Nature! What happens when you try to write a global warming allegory and then realize you've only written about 22 minutes of content for a 45-minute show? Why, you fill it with cat content, of course! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our "Dancing Doctor of Death" T-shirt and other merch at Check out Ekster's brand new Cardholder Pro for MagSafe, out right now! Head on over to and...
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NST: DS9 - Necessary Evil - Season 2, Episode 8
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Necessary Evil! What starts out as an attempted murder of Quark leads Odo and Kira on a Colombo-esque blast to the past, all the way back to when Gul Dukat was in charge and Deep Space Nine was Terok Nor, and all the way back to a murder mystery Odo was never able to close. Follow us as we take a fascinating look at a much more inexperienced Odo, a colder Terok Nor, and a hotter Kira with a ponytail! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: ...
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NST: TNG - Attached - Season 7, Episode 8
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Attached! Finally, after 7 season of "will they, won't they," Picard and Beverly finally reveal their feelings to each other. Well, at least Picard does, Beverly kinda just goes to bed afterwards. What do they actually want for each other? How did Picard actually feel about Jack? What were his feelings for Beverly? Did Beverly know or care? And finally, will they or won't they? We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: ...
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NST: DS9 - Rules of Acquisition - Season 2, Episode 7
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Rules of Acquisition! Our first look at a Ferengi FE-MALE?! And a close look into Ferengi culture as well?! It's almost like they cared about their worldbuilding or something! Also, there are seven Rules of Acquisition in this episode. Just thought you should know. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our Bat'leth T-shirt (now available in black!) and other merch at You can now get ExpressVPN for as...
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NST: TNG - Dark Page - Season 7, Episode 7
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Dark Page! The episode that inexplicably was not named "Dark Place" despite multiple characters saying "Dark Place" and not "Dark Page." Though I can understand why Star Trek was afraid to compete with Garth Marenghu. In any case, this is the episode famous for featuring Kirsten Dunst and revealing that Deanna had an older sister that passed away when she was just a little babby. But our hosts didn't know that! So how do they respond to such revelations?! Stiff upper lip brit flavour: Or cheeky cockney chap flavour: We have a YouTube Membership and a...
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NST: DS9 - Melora - Season 2, Episode 6
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Melora! Star Trek's re-attempt at telling a story about a disabled person! Because the original writer of this episode, Evan Carlos Somers, definitely didn't like the portrayal of disability in Ethics. Y'know, the one with Worf and the barrel. Does DS9 handle such topics better than TNG? Let's dive in and find out! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our Bat'leth T-shirt (now available in black!) and other...
info_outlineThe Forsaken! Who knew that the best part of this episode would be Lwaxana?! Well, I guess it's partially because Odo was with her the whole time, but she was also a genuinely good character this episode. Also, I guess there were some other prissy ambassadors that Julian had to babysit. And I guess some sort of... computer... baby? C'mon guys, what're we doing here
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0:00 - Intro
15:08 - Around the Sun
19:22 - Sponsors
27:43 - Episode recap and discussion
1:28:34 - Mailbag
1:35:17 - Outro