NST: DS9 - Whispers - Season 2, Episode 14
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Whispers! Miles O'Brien continues to suffer when it seems like literally everyone he knows doesn't seem to be who they are and are conspiring against him. It's Miles against the universe! Will he survive?! And what did we think of the suffering this time?! Tune in to find out! Catch our three limited edition colorways of our Bat'leth T-shirt at All profits from these sales will go to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: Alternatively, you can go to and see how you can directly support the cause of your choice there. TigerSharks: We have a YouTube...
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NST: TNG - Sub Rosa - Season 7, Episode 14
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Sub Rosa! That's right, we've finally reached Beverly's sexy Scottish adventure with the ghost candle. Of course, this has become somewhat of a meme with the Star Trek fans, but is it actually as bad an episode as its reputation that precedes it? Let's dive in and find out! Catch our three limited edition colorways of our Bat'leth T-shirt at All profits from these sales will go to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: Alternatively, you can go to and see how you can directly support the cause of your choice there. Sexy pictures of Ronin's actor, Duncan Regehr:...
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NST: DS9 - Armageddon Game - Season 2, Episode 13
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Armageddon Game! Why is it an Armageddon Game? Well, I guess Julian and Miles O'Brien shoot their way out of an ambush. And then O'Brien gets sick with a super virus. And then they have to hole up somewhere. And then Julian and Miles start to trauma-bond. So, yeah! Armageddon Game. Yup. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our merch at Get up to 68% off with my code: NEWBIE by going to...
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NST: TNG - Homeward - Season 7, Episode 13
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Homeward! After seven seasons, we finally get to meet Worf's long-talked-about brother. And it turns out he's... a Goodfella? Who's running around f***ing natives? And wants to get away with it? But Ricardo still thinks it's a ten outta ten?! What's going on here?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our merch at Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a...
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NST: TNG - The Pegasus - Season 7, Episode 12
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The Pegasus! Why did Riker help stop a mutiny? Why is Starfleet not allowed to build invisible ships when pretty much every other species in the galaxy can? Why did a bunch of children make little voodoo dolls of Picard? Click to... find out? I guess? We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our merch at Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a button? Get a...
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NST: DS9 - The Alternate - Season 2, Episode 12
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The Alternate! What better episode for the holiday season than one that's about parental trauma? Also, there are some severe disagreements over sliders. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our Bat'leth trucker hat, Sticker Pack Series 01, and fanart merch at For a limited time, get free shipping on orders over $69 with offer code BF2025 Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your...
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NST: Christmas Trivia Extravaganza 2025
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Christmas Trivia Extravaganza 2025! Whoa, Trivial Pursuit? In my Star Trek! That's right, kiddos, and our first trivia contest will be a battle between two of our most beloved past guests, Scott and Jasmin! How do two lifelong Star Trek fans fare against the deep machinations of the Star Trek 50th Anniversary version of Trivial Pursuit?! Tune in to find out! NOTE: Marvin did, indeed, make a mistake with the bonus question, "What was the name of the admiral who was killed during the events surrounding this routine baryon sweep?" He was a commander, not an admiral. Whoops! We have...
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NST: TNG - Season 3 Tier List
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TNG Season 3 Tier List! We're back with another tier list, and this time for TNG season 3! Riker is at full power with both a beard and a collar, and this is the season many Star Trek fans claim is when TNG starts getting good. But how do its episodes actually stack up?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our Bat'leth trucker hat, Sticker Pack Series 01, and fanart merch at For a limited time, get free...
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NST: DS9 - Rivals - Season 2, Episode 11
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Rivals! What is even happening in this episode? There's some sort of luck machine? Julian and Miles O'Brien play raquetball? Why are we spending so much time on Chris Sarandon?! Is this literally an episode of nothing but filler?!?!?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our Bat'leth trucker hat, Sticker Pack Series 01, and fanart merch at For a limited time, get free shipping on orders over $69 with...
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NST: TNG - Parallels - Season 7, Episode 11
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Parallels! Oh my goodness, we've got the multiple Worfs of madness! How does it pan out when someone writes a late season 7 episode and it's... actually good?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: Patreon: Check out our Bat'leth trucker hat, Sticker Pack Series 01, other merch at For a limited time, get free shipping on orders over $69 with offer code BF2025 Check out the new Enterprise-D LEGO set and, for a limited...
info_outlineInterface! On the one hand, we have the premise of Geordi being plugged into a new remotely-controlled holographic drone thing that's controlled through a neural interface straight out of Lawnmower Man. Neat. On the other hand, we have the premise of Geordi's mom going missing, leading to an exploration of Geordi's backstory with his family and him trying to reconnect with his mom. Also neat. Are these two great tastes that go great together? No!
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14:50 - Sponsors
24:00 - Episode recap and discussion
1:30:20 - Mailbag
1:32:51 - Outro