Elon Invents Love, Turkey Ice Cream, and a ChatGPT Wedding
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In this episode of Barely Media, Rique and Chaz take on some of the strangest stories circulating this week. Rich People Doing Things Elon Musk used Grok to generate an imagined love story on X. The hosts try to decide what is more likely. Will Elon find a partner on another planet or will he create his own with AI. Either option raises questions that science may not be ready for. Food Crime Baskin Robbins released its yearly turkey shaped ice cream cake. After learning the price and discovering that it contains no actual turkey flavor, the hosts discuss the disappointment of buying a novelty...
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Recession Mac, Emerald Dew, and Tom Brady’s Clone Dog
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This week on Rique and Chaz: We unpack Kraft’s new mac and cheese flavor that proves the recession isn’t coming...it’s already cooking. Somehow, this leads to the shocking discovery that Cinderella’s fairy godmother might’ve been Italian all along. Then we taste-test the news of Mountain Dew’s new Wizard of Oz–themed flavor, which we agree should’ve stayed in Oz with the flying monkeys. Finally, we dive into Tom Brady’s cloned dog, a story we tried to roast but couldn’t, because, honestly, the man left nothing on the field. A weekly comedy recap of the world’s strangest...
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Escaped Monkeys, Interstellar Visitors, and the Rise of Hamburger Helper
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This week on Rique and Chaz: A truck overturns in Mississippi, releasing monkeys that we’re pretty sure are now enjoying early-bird specials at a Cracker Barrel. Rique reveals he’s had a close encounter and that an interstellar comet might just be stopping by for content. And finally, we award the title of Rattiest City in America Timestamps0:00 Monkeys Escape Overturned Truck 4:45 3I/ATLAS: Interstellar Visitations 9:22 The Rise of Struggle Meals 14:15 The Rattiest City in the U.S.
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The Louvre Heist, Lonely Halloween, and the Cape Comeback
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This week on Rique and Chaz: We discuss the Louvre heist, where the art may be missing but at least the thieves were well-dressed. Then we dive into Halloween, the loneliest holiday for singles… but it doesn’t have to be. Wipe those clown tears, fix your makeup, and go find your Luigi at a bar. Finally, we unpack why Dracula is the most popular costume of the year, why capes deserve a comeback, and how Spirit Halloween remains the one place that rises when all hope (and retail) is lost. Timestamps 0:52 The Louvre Heist (Fashion Crimes Included) 6:18 The Loneliest...
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Steak Nuggets, Geriatric Heists, and the Hotel Apple Conspiracy
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This week on Rique and Chaz: Arby’s has officially abandoned bread. Introducing steak nuggets, a concept that feels both bold and deeply concerning. We discuss Ocean’s 14, which appears to be shaping up as a geriatric heist with more hip replacements than jewels. Chaz recounts nearly taking out a toddler at mini golf, while Rique survives a full mansplaining session at Skee-Ball. And finally, we expose the truth behind hotel breakfast apples... decorative at best, digestible at never. Timestamps 0:52 Steak Nuggets (Arby’s Bread Abandonment) 3:44 Ocean’s 14 & The Geriatric...
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Fast Food, Faster Drones, and the Slow Collapse of Dignity
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This week on Rique and Chaz, we explore: The mysterious life of Tilly Norwood. Delivery drones, travel neck pillows, drive-thru speakers, and the rotating sushi experience. It’s a podcast about nothing, featuring everything you didn’t ask to think about.
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Baywatch, Bee Gees, and Hydration
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This week, we discuss: The Baywatch reboot that absolutely no one asked for. Disney customer service, which somehow led to our best Bee Gees impression yet. The growing epidemic of oversized water bottles and the people who treat hydration like a competitive sport. And the unspoken rules of movie theater etiquette. It’s Rique and Chaz: a podcast about nothing, now featuring 30% more chaos and 0% ads. Timestamps 0:15 Baywatch Reboot 3:30 Disney Customer Service & Bee Gees Impression 9:44 Oversized Water Bottles 19:33 Movie Theater Etiquette
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Near-Death in Peru, Heel Sand Trauma, and the Return of Pigeons
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Season two kicks off with chaos: Rique narrowly avoids becoming Peruvian roadkill. Chaz declares sand the ultimate heel assassin. We question why clowns only entertain themselves (and maybe McDonald’s). And we imagine a world of Post-its-wielding carrier pigeons. It’s the same podcast about nothing — now with more near-death experiences. Timestamps 0:03 Intro 0:27 Peru Near-Death Experience 8:04 Sand and Hair Roasts 18:35 Clowns and McDonald’s 22:34 Post-Its n Pigeons
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Costco Chicken Bake, Velcro Futures, and the Anti-Elevator Agenda
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This week we rank the Costco Chicken Bake as the Ferrari of snacks, explore Chaz’s vision of a Velcro-powered future, and unpack why Rique has officially declared himself not pro-elevator. It’s food takes, questionable innovations, and way too much time spent on vertical transportation.
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Six Flags Lines, Jay Leno’s Iron Man Suit, and Batcave Stench
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Because somehow this started with Naked Gun.
info_outlineRique and Chaz tackle the new Superman movie… but only one of them made it to the end.
Rique shares why the “floating kiss” scene was his personal kryptonite and why he’s lobbying for romantic trigger warnings in all superhero films.