Have you ever watched a Friday the 13th movie and thought, "I wish Jason was a caveman. And that all of the characters he was stalking hated each other. And that it completely sucked."? Well then, look no further than MEMORIAL VALLEY MASSACRE, starring (for roughly 17 seconds) Cameron Mitchell, and non-Senator/politician/famous person John Kerry. BC, Simon Barrett, and guest commentator Evan Katz (screenwriter/producer: Autopsy) will guide you through the Valley and attempt to answer the question: What is the sound of a sandwich popping from a toaster?