Love is Blind (S9E12)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
Episode description from listener Keri: The one where Daisy and Ellyn are distracted by seeing the faces on zoom, Anton wears mis-matching socks to his wedding, Ali (née Alini) looks beautiful and seems excited about getting married, Edmund's teacher makes Ellyn and Edmund cry (no one's surprised), Edmund does not rollerblade down the aisle, KB does more therapizing, no one gets married, but Anton goes to the open bar anyway, and Jordan and Sparkle Megan™ were our only hope, but she isn't ready to stop jetsetting, so they break up too. Wompwompwomp ...
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Love is Blind (S9E11)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
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Love is Blind (S9E10)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
Episode description from Listener Katie: Everyone, shut the eff up: it’s Daisy’s birthday. And to commemorate this momentous occasion of womb eviction, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVINANNIE. Annie is…resilient. She doesn’t let minor things like, actual facts, direct communication, math, nor a post-bar beef supreme chalupa get in the way of her successful engagement that has absolutely been called off by her ex-fiancé, GayNick. We check in with Ali and Anton who are about 12 steps away from combustion if Anton can’t find all of the beer, tequila, and hand sanitizer that has...
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Love is Blind (S9E9)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
Jordan drinks chicken. We blacked out the rest of the episode. There was an all skate, we think. Maybe.
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Love is Blind (S9E8)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
The couples are meeting families and seeing each others homes. We meet Edmond's mom, which...tells us a lot. Anton likes shots in the middle of the day and Joe MAYBE signed up for the wrong show? Annie still hasn't brushed her hair but she loves loves loves Nick, who is a size queen so maybe he doesn't care about hair. We also call the straight men in our lives to see who actually knows what that is! All this and more!
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Love is Blind (S9E7)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
The couples wrap up their time in Mexico. Annie gets drunk and refuses to GO TO SLEEP. Joe and Madison make up? And Joe finally realizes he’s on a show to get MARRIED, which was..confusing to him. The music choices are spot on. Ali and Anton are still on the show. Jordan is wicked psyched about the corporate GREYSH apartments. Edmond decides since Nick is in the closet, he shall go into the cupboards. And sparkle Megan cries about stuff. All this and more. Or not.
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Love is Blind (S9E6)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
Episode Recap from Listener Abby: Daisy and Yellyn dive into season 9 episode 6 ready to unpack in Mexico. All the crazies came out to play, once the booze is a flowing. Buckle up for bits like, Do the Gays Know?, Who will answer Ellyn's FaceTime, and Is it a Tuppee? Leaving you wondering, can you get drugs in Mexico while filming a reality show, and where was ADA to turn on the lights for Madison?
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Love is Blind (S9E5)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
Recap From Listener Chris: Daisy and Ellyn recap Love is Blind Season 9, Episode 5 and force us all relive the most painful tunnel of love encounter with Patrick and Kacie. They also inspire us to hate Mike more than we ever thought we could... which is an impressive skill, since this dude is a diabetes-shaming loser who thinks everyone's favorite honeymoon destination, spring break spot, and cruise port, Tulum, is "exotic." Meanwhile...we all agree that although we sorta like Sparkle Pony Pinkie Pie and Kia-driving Jordan, we're a little concerned about Megan's use of the word...
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Love is Blind (S9E4)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
Well, in episode four of season nine, Denver continues to NOT disappoint with really disappointing people. Nick isn’t gay, HE’S JUST TIRED! Kacie gets very graphic with Patrick and lets THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW she’s going to sit on his dick. And Mike thinks babies are… hot? In conclusion, Ellyn and Daisy are taking a vow of celibacy out of disgust.
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Love is Blind (S9E3)
Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
Episode Summary from Listener Laura: Annie, are we ok??? I fear, dear listeners, that this is the season that will break our beloved hosts. Nick is a, and I quote, "cosplaying alien," possibly of a lavender variety (not a quote, but strongly implied). Annie wet her carpet. And then immediately shut up about it and didn't make it weird AT ALL. Edmund is a fashion icon and very very fast!....for a 6-year-old. Dayo needs to go home (who is that guy?). Blake and Anna actually DO go home, and before Patrick can propose. But worry not! He and Kacie have a TON in common, like, so...
info_outlineJoin Ellyn Marsh and Daisy Eagan as they recap one of the most iconic reality shows on television: Love is Blind. Season-by-season they laugh, cry and tell Nick Lachey to shut the f*** up along the way. Season 9 episode recaps are out now!