Papa Murphy's Pizza: A Spiteful Dough Recipe, Food Stamps, and DIY
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🍕🔥🏠 Papa Murphy’s Pizza: Take ’N’ Bake, No Ovens, No Mercy 🏠🔥🍕 This week, comedian Peter Murphy (@peter_murphy) joins me to break down the strange, fascinating history of Papa Murphy’s, the pizza chain that refuses to cook your food for you. We dig into how take ’n’ bake became the brand’s entire identity, why you literally cannot buy a hot pizza there, and how that decision shaped everything from employee working conditions to who can even buy the product. We also check in with the internet, because of course someone on Yelp is furious about flip-flops. 🍕...
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BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse: Amazing Wings, Polarizing Pizza, and a Bunch of Pizookies
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🍕🍪 BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse Review: Extreme Pizza, Elite Wings, and Too Much Chocolate 🍪🍕 We’re back with Part 2 of BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse, and this time PJ McCormick (@peejmccormick) and I actually sit down to eat. The service feels a little detached, the vibes are exactly what you’d expect from a brewery, and PJ remains baffled that this place ever started as a pizza joint. 🍕 Pepperoni Extreme Pizza Surprisingly Lives Up to the "Extreme" (What is this, 2002??) 🍪 A Trio of Pizookies: Salted Caramel, Strawberry Shortcake, and WAY Too Much Chocolate...
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BJ's Restaurant: Snooki, Deep Dish, & The Pizookie
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🍕🍺📚 BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse: Finding the Gimmick (It Was Beer) 📚🍺🍕 This week kicks off Part 1 of our BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse coverage with a full Eat Deets history episode, joined by PJ McCormick (@peejmccormick). We trace BJ’s unlikely evolution from a Chicago-style pizza experiment to a beer-forward empire, debate whether pizza was ever really their best foot forward, and draw a completely reasonable comparison between BJ’s brand identity journey and Stone Cold Steve Austin ditching the Ringmaster gimmick. Also yes: blowjob jokes. 🍕 "BJ Grunt's"...
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My Go-To Domino's Pizza Order, An Incredible Dessert, & Are They Better than the Competition?
"Fine" Dining
🍕📊🍴 Domino’s Pizza Review: Three Pizzas, Vibes, & Getting Deputized 🍴📊🍕 Season 4 continues as James Werner (@jamesyjoehenry) returns for Part 2 of our Domino’s Pizza episode, this time putting the pizza where the mouth is. We actually ate inside a Domino’s, sat at a real table, and watched the pies come together from what can only be described as the Young Pizza Inspector overlook. With all-star service, we break Domino’s down category by category to see if it can clear the Chili’s bar. 🍕 Reviewing the Full Spread (and Absolutely No Salad) 🔥...
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Domino's Pizza: Hostages, Food Tampering, and Turning It All Around
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🍕📦🚗 Domino’s Pizza: Hostages, Food Tampering, and Turning It All Around 🚗📦🍕 Season 4 (omg, what??) kicks off with a deep dive into the wild, complicated, and occasionally Noidy history of Domino’s Pizza. Joined by improviser and musician James Werner (@jamesyjoehenry), I trace how a tiny Michigan pizzeria turned into the world’s largest pizza chain by making bold promises, bad mistakes, smarter apologies, and some genuinely fascinating tech gambles. This is a story about shame, sincerity, and why sometimes admitting “our pizza sucks” is the smartest move a...
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Rainforest Cafe, Bob's Big Boy, Waffle House, Pappadeaux, & Chuy's Get Yelped
"Fine" Dining
🗣️⭐🍽️ Yelp From Strangers: Rainforest Cafe, Bob’s Big Boy, Waffle House, Pappadeaux & Chuy’s 🍽️⭐🗣️ VyVy Nguyen (@cest_la_vyvy) is back as we wrap up our two-part Yelp From Strangers special during the final stretch of Bridge Season. This week’s batch is truly unhinged. Once again, the food is secondary and the feelings are loud. Also, wtf does "we are bar people" even mean?? 🥩 A Rainforest Cafe Review That Treats the Jungle Steak Like Fine Art 🧠 My Personal Connection to David Lynch Lore at Bob’s Big Boy 🪑 A Waffle House Review That References the...
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Denny's, Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Gyu-Kaku, & Bubba Gump Shrimp Company Get Yelped
"Fine" Dining
🗣️⭐🍽️ Yelp From Strangers: Denny’s, Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Gyu-Kaku & Bubba Gump 🍽️⭐🗣️ This week, VyVy Nguyen (@cest_la_vyvy) joins me for a pure Yelp chaos episode as the Bridge Season barrels toward its finale. No history, no food review, just unfiltered opinions from the internet’s most confident critics. From late-night diners to shrimp shrines, this first of a two-part Yelp special proves once again that the most unhinged storytelling lives in the review section. 🥞 A Denny’s Customer Furious About Being Mistaken for Homeless Flaunts His iPhone 🍕...
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Is Islands the Best Casual Burger Chain?
"Fine" Dining
🍔🏄♂️🍟 Islands Fine Burgers & Drinks: The Best Casual Burger Chain? 🍟🏄♂️🍔 This week, VyVy Nguyen (@cest_la_vyvy) returns for another round of Eat Deets as we surf the waves of flavor offered by Islands Fine Burgers & Drinks. From their golden fries and proprietary fry salt to surf videos looping endlessly on the walls, Islands is a California chain that perfectly captures chill beach energy. We explore its expansion beyond the West Coast, the founder’s wild journey from selling to buying the company back, and why seasoning > sauce every single time....
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The Old Spaghetti Factory: "Why the Trolley?", Mizithra Cheese, & the Nashville Bombing
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🍝🚋🕯️ The Old Spaghetti Factory: Trolleys, Mizithra, and Guss Dussin’s Dream 🕯️🚋🍝 This week, VyVy Nguyen (@cest_la_vyvy) joins me for a deep dive into the charming, old-world history of The Old Spaghetti Factory. We uncover how a humble warehouse filled with antiques became one of America’s most distinctive restaurant chains, complete with a refurbished trolley car centerpiece and chandeliers that make every meal feel like a special occasion. From its signature mizithra cheese and brown butter pasta to a story of explosive disaster, this chain has us asking the...
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I Hate Garfield Because of Buffalo Wild Wings GO
"Fine" Dining
🐃🔥🍗 Buffalo Wild Wings GO: Garfield, Barbed Wire, and the Blazin’ Knockout 🍗🔥🐃 This week, Shannon Bengston (@SSBengston) returns as we finally taste the chaos that is Buffalo Wild Wings GO. From an earnest-but-overwhelmed employee taking our order to a blaring Garfield cartoon that won’t stop looping, this meal tests not just our patience, but the limits of the Chili’s Test itself. 🥤 Mountain Dew Legend: Terrible 🍟 Desert Heat Fries Are Incredible 🍫 Chocolate Chunk Brownie = The One True Winner 🍗 Mango Habanero: The GOATed Sauce? 🔥 Golden Fire Wings: The...
info_outline🍔 Septemburger 2025: The Burger Tournament Begins! 🏆
GET HYPED!! It’s that time of year again: Septemburger! The annual hamburger tournament is back, and eight chains are entering this greasy gauntlet. In this episode, I reveal all the contenders, break down how the tournament works, and review the first five burgers of round one. From a slew of mediocre burgers to Santa Claus cutting promos for Arctic Circle, this year is already unhinged in the best way.
🥊 Cook Out (featuring my Dad) vs. A&W (with Herbert Amaya)
🎅 Santa Claus Represents Arctic Circle vs. Carl’s Jr. (with podcast composer James McEnelly)
👑 Dairy Queen Wants to Melt the Competition (with Tyler Eaton)
🍔 The Tournament Sees its First Upset
📣 Wrestling-Style Promos from Each Guest
📋 TOURNAMENT RULES:
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8 chains enter, each providing 3 burgers.
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Round 1: each chain’s “#1-on-the-menu burger.” Later rounds = specialty burgers.
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Seeding is based on the best burger I’ve ever had at each chain.
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Fill out your bracket here.
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YOU MAY ADJUST your picks until end of day 9/24 as you follow along.
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Anyone who correctly predicts the champion is entered into a drawing for the grand prize!
🎁 GRAND PRIZE: The winner can name any American chain restaurant I haven’t covered yet, and I’ll review it in Season 4. PLUS, I’ll write and record a rap song about the winner or any food/restaurant topic of their choice.
🔥 SEMIS & FINALS: Coming 9/30 on Patreon for FREE (no subscription needed), or on the regular podcast feed in October.
💬 COMMENT BELOW: Who’s your pick to win Septemburger 2025?
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👉 NEXT WEEK: We cover Sonic Drive-In with special guest Marc Pope from the Geek Off the Street podcast!