S08 E11 - It's About Fucking Insects
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Eucalyptus' Dutch family. Going to fucking weddings. This fucking Rick dude from San Francisco and these awesome fucking ruins. Those fucks, the Heebie Jeebies. Fucking shower topping. Stuffies on a fucking Stick. Fucking Rampart Rave Camp. Exit plan sideways, fuck. Rangers questioning fucking Rangers. Fucking hygiene. Failure to fucking Thrive. Watch the fucking girls. These fucking regionals. The fucking Arts: T&A, The Fear Beast, Light House, Folly, FLG, 27 Stones 27, Shish-car-bob spike. Flogging fucking radio. Dragonfly Flowerpot Mobile for fuck's sake. Fucking Peers & Rangers,...
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S08 E00 - AfterSOAKed 2025: A Bean No Trace Event
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Marshmallow & Iandustrial. Hot, White Creme de Menthe @ OverFUCKINGrated. Concierge. Don't drink the water. What we DON'T say. What we doodoo. On our way. Why is it so hurting? Cherry hard candy portos. Urinal obelisk. G String. Da Stoop! Toaster pastry. Fine feet. Puzzle Quests! The Gas Station. The problem with Tom Robbins. Reverse Bar Crawl. Mouse Trap Jenga. Sausage Girl will return. Beans Camp Now. Consent. Spiders, man. Zang! Music: "Deep Playa Wonderings - Incantation Breath" by Escher Beat JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY:...
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S08 E10 - Intentional Mediocrity: Stories from Portal Burn
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Space Burrito is on Hummingbird Hill. Going the Distance. Getting a butt massage. Burning Leaves. Just a sip, Ranger. Near Watertown. Camp Sexy (or die.) Ponder's tingers. Dockle decker. 21 poof salute. Camp Dumpster Fire. A mature vibe. Doing all the partying @ Whiskey & Whores. Stick your head in our box. Shout-out Ginger Camp. Zip-tied to a shopping cart. Cosmic Lounge happened. None of the orgies, but all of the slip & slides. The decompression crash. Cosmic naked burned. Thank you to the voices we hear in this episode: Space Burrito (ovbs,) Miles, Rose, Podkiller, Jamilah,...
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S08 E09 - Unofficial Camp Daddy
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The Seven Sisters / Pleiades project is on hold due to family emergency. If you have any money to kick their way, details are here in their gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/gsghr-support-jias-fight-against-neuroblastoma/cl/s?lang=en_US&ts=1746555343&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_content=amp13_c&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link&attribution_id=sl%3A35dc801c-6feb-444b-a70b-d755ec204a53 Once Upon a Teatime with Caleb. Renegade! Janky Barge. No Villages, just Hubs. Jazzy Cat Butts he thinks. Shitting gifts. Mansonian Institute. Nine virgins. spoons: lots...
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S08 E08 - Voted Best Balls On Playa 2024
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Compost Queen is BRCU LNT. Moar Gate moar often. Introducing Tarzan. Calling Fuckfrankie. Great achievemenxpectationsat the Slut Olympics. Oh no a bag. Everyone's appreciation station. Live, Laugh, Loot. Balloon hexagoon. Conference table. Cum shoot. Uhaul Express. This special moment. Reno truck shit. Carnies do it for real. https://www.avclub.com/malcolm-in-the-middle-reboot-bryan-cranston MUSIC: "Hand Stuff" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
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S08 BB02 - They Just Don't Want to Go Home
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Stories of Playa Restoration 2024 after killing time till Resto with Shortbus, Texas Tater, Sausage Girl, Happy Max, and Steamboat (feat. Xeno & Daddy Issues.) The cream of the dregs. This is fun. RPD. Sliding through it. There's Commissary. Tent stake. Old man burner, you. How Resto works. This one is where you know where to look. Freebirdin' boss stuff. Fuck all these Cybermusks. Getting shot-at parties. Can you look at this? Orgy Dome Restoration. Service sub for nature. College Ren Fairing Man. Intergenerational BBQ cult. Slow & stupid jokes. Miner's Club & Joe's. MOIST @ Soak....
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S08 E07 - The Best Dick-Ice You've Ever Had
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Stories about Gate & PEERs with LATE BUS & Handstuff! Nakey Jay on the Discord. Wherein we realize Bri-Bri's name is Hand stuff. Overplanning wrong. Very loosely the Canadiens. Raw welcome. We do it for the ort. Taking thew lead. BBs everywhere is the Mind Killer. What's PEERs? Volunteer exam. Pillow on a stick. ZoomZoomConnect.com/letters&numbers4days. Frog nuts Camp. Nakey Jay's understudy. Metal Detected & a lot of farts. Warm BH RR. Gaped after Exodus. Barefoot stuff. Bread & Puppets. Music: "Wackadoo" by Handstuff JOIN OUR DISCORD:...
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S08 E06 - A Bold Move
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Good afternoon from Cold Day in London who has plenty of playa names. Ultra drinking & running. Motorboat Monday @ the Hash House Harriers. Katy Perry Killed it. Camp Settle This Like Men. Do It Yourself Abortion Camp. Sheep lungs @ 10AM. Drinking hard. 50k pushers. Photos for both of them. Foamy homies. Hoverlandia. Society for Temporal. There is no refusing The Aquarium. The Odyssey. The failed proposal story. Bilingual apple juice. Music: "Summer Brevis" by Me Rex https://www.merex.co.uk/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social...
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S08 E05 - Full of Legal Issues
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Burning Man Carole, Esq. Documentary discovery. The horrible Hell Co. year. Doing Cacophony things. WoW Burning Man guild pressure. The Sultry Attorney. Thank you, Ranger. Incorporating documentations. Insurance litigation. Husbanding man '96. Freebirding. Paul Addis burnt The Man down! Bringing your weapon up. Mimosa cart ageism. Jerk Cathedral. The nicest pervert you would ever meet at Burning Man '96. Piano Bell. MUSIC: "Move your Body" by Midtown Social https://soundcloud.com/midtownsocial JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social...
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S08 E05 - Full of Legal Issues
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info_outlineIt's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode!
Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Couple to Thruple. That Kevin Spacey Documentary. Crumb.
Ask A3rd Anythings:
Why did y’all stop doing the cut-in edits? When you do Resto Ep? Performance art things last year? DDay rock the plumpers? When where not finding what wanted led to finding amazing? What is the worst ate or drank? What is best advice you got? What's "best" advice that was worst? If through some weird dimensional time vortex you found yourself in the first few black rock desert burns in the late '80s & early '90s and were part of the inner circle with Larry Harvey & the founders, knowing what you know now, what would you have the Org do differently to change the future of the burn and burn culture? What was best day? What worst? Worried about population collapse? Will A3rd refresh the Survival Guide, VAG, or Consent? What's your fav unders under there?? Most dangerous thingus? Longest gone misunderstanding? If one were to recognize y'all randomly on Playa one year, what would be the best and kindest way to approach as to not make it weird?
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