Hasbro's Potato Head Kids
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Whether you’re an effete Prussian monarch or under a strict rationing mandate, you’ve got to agree: potatoes are really something. And now, Al endeavours to explain to Dee just what that something is. And! The origins of everyone’s favourite tuber toy, and what it portends for the future. Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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Domino's Pizza Delivers
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It’s pizza night, baby! Dee is back in the driver’s seat for this episode and he initiates Al into deep-state pies and deep-dish data. Plus we chat about our youth sporting histories, rank our favorite pizza chains and get pill-pilled with a Bismarck, North Dakota PSA. Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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United Feature Syndicate’s Talking Garfield
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Your two big beefy boys are back with this week’s episode, in which Al opines the loss of local op-ed gripes, and Dee gets tossed into the deep end of the Garf-ocean. Plus, we take a trip to beautiful Fredericton, NB. See you in the funny pages, xoxo. Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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General Mills' Circus Fun
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It's time to bite the bullet and broach the big top as Al horses around with Dee. We're talking magic marshmallows, American cuisine, and more than you needed to know about Al's proclivities for the carnivalesque. Plus, a local ad for the Summer seekers. Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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Clairol's Herbal Essences
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I hope you’ve got the urge, friend, because it’s time to get lathered. This week, Al lures Dee in with hedonic history, and an exploration of how, even in a protestant wasteland, pleasure can be found. Plus, the UK takes on American theme parks, and the titillating euphoria of being known. Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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Fujitsu Interactive's Another Earth In Me
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Who and what on earth is “Finfin?” In this episode, Al bares their soul to Dee who threatens to fight a computer game character as a result. But there’s so much more! Horny mouse drawings from an anime god, a classic voyeur FMV game, an iconic queen from Japan and some truly lovely lamps. Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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Masterlock’s Tough Under Fire
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Another big game has come and gone, but this week Dee makes a triumphant return to the hosting chair as they tie Al down for a quick chat about torture tactics, Foucault’s horse follies, and how to lock it down. Plus, a catchy campy jingle from Corrimal, NSW. Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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General Mills’ Sir Grapefellow and Baron Von Redberry
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We can be your hero, baby. This week, Al drags Dee off the garden path and deep into the prickly thicket of theology, macaroni men and almost certainly blasphemy. From heroic dolphins to cereal aces and everything in-between, plus a catchy jingle from Lubbock, TX (and we ain’t kiddin!) CW: The audio for the main ad is a bit crunchy, apologies! Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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Unilever’s The Axe Effect
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Welcome back for Season Four!! In the first ep of this new season, Al ruins Dee’s day and Dee’s hair. We’re talking about weird fragrance additives, foul teen stink cannons, and, of course, returning champion benzene. Plus, cornhole fun! Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
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Burger King’s Snuffy the Talking Fire Engine
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At long last, it’s come to this. In the ultimate episode of Season 3, Al pooks Dee so hard they become instantly tummy ache-coded. The culmination of one long year of work and a BIG reveal, plus Saw sex traps, big yumbos, danger chaps, and a local ad that nearly takes one of our hosts out of commission. FYI: There are some crunchy audio peaks just after 35:00 due to uncontrollable Dee excitement. For those wanting to hear a clean version of the full “Prestige” track, it’s after the end bumper. Main Ad: Local Ad: Sources:
info_outlineRecently, Dee learned that when God closes a laptop, he opens a bracket, so on this episode we’re doing things a little differently… Grab your favorite stadium snack and get ready to hear the top 16 MLB mascots face off according to our very strict adjudication methods and discerning criteria.
See the big beautiful boys we’re discussing right here: https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/sports/mlb/2018/04/02/ranking-every-mlb-mascot/33484607/