2023 Christmas Special - The Brandy Alexander
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It's the Army of Drunks 2023 rushed Christmas Special. Yes, it's Christmas again, lonely shut-in! And we're here to get you through the day, this time starting on Christmas morning! We teach you how to make Grisly's Cosmic Pancakes, review an uncomfortable number of Christmas cereals, drink Brandy Alexanders, and... other stuff. Merry Christmas, Motherf***ers!
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The Irish Whiskey Show – With Alex McKay
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March is the Irishest month, and we've got the booze to prove it! Friend of the show and whiskeytarian Alex McKay to runs us through a fine spate of Irish Whiskies from such boozesmiths as Teeling, Redbreast, Sexton, and more. And of course, we rate each one after a Batman. The Army's Official Site Show List Grisly's Cosmic Black
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The Vieux Carré Show - With the Army of Drunks
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Two Drinks, One Show! In what's either our late Mardi Gras show or our just barely-under-the-wire February Show, we both revisit that staple of Mardi Gras staggering the Hurricane, and dive into the "New Orleans Manhattan" a.k.a. the Vieux Carré. (Pronounced the creole way.) Plus a list of things that will get your arrested in New Orleans, and a boob-themed Booze News! The Army's Official Site Show List Grisly's Cosmic Black
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The A.I. Show Part 2 – With The Army of Drunks
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It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and hope we haven't created a computer/alcohol hybrid that will some day destroy the world! This is Part Two: The Drunken Bulls***. If you haven't listened to part one, start there. If you have listened to part one, prepare for a serious drop in the level of discourse. But we had two more ChatGPT-generated cocktail recipes to get through, and no measure of that "good sense" stuff was going to stop us. The Army's Official Site Grisly's Cosmic Black
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The A.I. Show Part 1 – With Ian McEwan
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It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and pray to the gods of booze for forgiveness! This show is so big, we dividied it into two parts. Part one: The Actual Educational Stuff! Our official "drunk scientist" Ian McEwan is back and answers all of our goddamn questions about the present and future of A.I. (No, Midjourney is not secretly trying to become Skynet so it can kill us all.) The Army's Official Site Grisly's Cosmic Black
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The 2022 Xmas Show -- With the Best Christmas Mulled Wine Santa Will Allow!
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It's Christmas time! And if you're stuck home alone on Christmas, the Army of Drunks has you covered. Once again we're here to keep you company as you stay locked away from the rest of humanity on the holiday that punishes the lonely and unloved. Like you! But this year is different! MixMa$ter Therm has worked up a fabulous mulled wine recipe for you. Matt checks in with Trump's best friend Laurie. And we taste-test four -- FOUR!! -- different kinds of frozen turkey dinners so you don't have to! Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! Show Notes ...
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The 2022 Thanksgiving Show - With the Best Thanksgiving Cocktails, Dammit!
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It's the Army of Drunks first annual Thanksgiving Survival Guide, featuring the best cocktail recipes for Thanksgiving. (And yes, we put that in mostly for the search enginges.) Worried about facing your crazy conspiracy theory-lovin' uncle, grandpa, or dad this Thanksgiving? Worry no more! The drunks give you a rundown of dunking points to foil the latest right-wing talking points. Including some old favorites like: - Litter Boxes in Schools for Furries - California Letting 11 Million Immigrants Vote - Hunter Biden's Laptop - Even Flat Earthers And our cocktails: - Sage...
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The 2022 Autumnal A.F. Guide to California State Ballot Measures
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You've come to rely on us for this, and you need to take a hard look at yourself for that. Yes, it's our annual guide to California State Ballow Measures. Jason Berlin of Field Team 6 walks us through The Drinking Man's vote. And we have no fewer than three – THREE! – autumnal cocktails to keep your insides warm as the leaves fall on your liver. - The Maple Bourbon Smash - The Cider Mimosa - Grisly's Cosmic Sweater So check it out and bring a pen to remember all this damn stuff! Jason Berlin's Voter Registration Organization: Grisly's Cosmic Black And OK, here are our...
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The 2022 Shameless Burning Man Show
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Look, we know most of our listeners are Burners, so for them, we present the 2022 Shameless Burning Man Show! (For the rest of you, we apologize ahead of time.) Here, we finally taste test all of those terrible drinks you make on the playa to stay hydrated, like the Pickletini, the Gatoradita, and sadly, much more. Though the Grisly's Cosmic Float was an all-around liquid punch in the pleasure centers. Also contains interviews with thoughtful upstanding BMOrg types like Andi Grace and Ahtibat. Desiged to be listened to on, or on the way to, the Black Rock Desert......
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The Eggnog Roulette Show
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Recorded early July, 2021. We're back with a sort-of-almost-post-pandemic summer show that tries to make some kind of damn sense of the madness that we've been neck-deep in for this past year. Also, we review Grisly's Cosmic Black, a canned cocktail with a deeply personal connection. And Matt's texts from Trump! (NSFW as always.)
info_outlineIt's Halloween! Join the Drunks, guest host Aydrea Walden ("The Oreo Experience") and our special guest mortician Amber Carvaly of Undertaking LA as we dive deep into the history of the Corpse Reviver cocktail, the cocktail with two versions and one purpose: revive your corpse after a long night of drinking. We also "Ask a Drunk Mortician" questions from our listeners, and find out if the Sexy Coleslaw Costume is a real thing.