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Christmas Time in Texas

Brobdingnagian Bards Podcast

Release Date: 12/07/2022

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Brobdingnagian Bards Podcast

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Christmas time in Texas is a very different experience from traditional motifs. Perhaps you too can relate to some of these things. We talk about the song from our Christmas EP.

It’s all on the Brobdingnagian Bards Podcast #73

THANK YOU NAGIANS!

Brobdingnagian Bards are The Original Celtic Renaissance music duo. They take traditional Irish and Scottish songs and give them a comedic twist. Their unique brand of music on the autoharp, recorder, and mandolin put Austin, Texas on the Celtic music map.

Brobdingnagian Bards music is financed entirely by their fans in the Nagians Only Club. For just $5 per month, you can support the Brobdingnagian Bards and help them create new music while enjoying bootleg concerts, videos, and first access to new songs.

Join the Nagians Only Club on Patreon today!

0:02 - NAGIANS ONLY: Live Brobdingnagian Bards Bootleg Concert in Rome, Italy!

13:59 - SONG: “Little Drummer Boy” from Christmas in Brobdingnag, Vol. 1

17:21 - NAGIANS ONLY: CLOSING REMARKS

20:05 - HOW LONG IS A BROBDINGNAGIAN MINUTE?

  • Today’s theme… What’s new?
  • Marc: Show at The Lost Druid.
  • Andrew: Louisiana Ren Faire review
  • What song would you like to hear us talk about?

22:41 - UPCOMING SHOWS

2023

23:14 - WHAT’S NEW?

36:26 - TODAY’S STORY: How do Bards Celebrate Christmas Time in Texas?

50:10 - SONG: “Christmas Time in Texas” from Christmas in Brobdingnag, Vol. 1

The Brobdingnagian Bards Podcast was produced by Marc Gunn and Andrew McKee. Sign up to our mailing list to download free MP3s and get monthly updates of what's new. Find it all at thebards.net

SONG LYRICS

Christmas Time in Texas

by Marc Gunn & Andrew McKee

There's no white Christmas day
less you drive a white Chevrolet
You won't hear sleigh bells ringing
less the Salvation Army is Santa-ing
In your...Christmas time in Texas.

And if you feel the holiday blues,
Go outside with no shoes
And when Santa Claus arrives,
He’ll be wearing SPF 45
In your...Christmas time in Texas.

O The sun is shining bright.
Don't expect snowflakes tonight.
And if you hear Kris Kringle outside
His sleigh won't get stuck,
He's flying in style In his monster truck
During Christmas time in Texas.

So don't bother with Christmas lights.
Buy your cold winter clothing half-price.
Then the presents beneath your tree,
Will all smell just like mesquite.
In your... Christmas time in Texas.

O The sun is shining bright.
Don't expect snowflakes tonight.
Santa, won’t come down your chimney
That’s not what their for,
In Texas we're friendly. He'll use the front door.

During Christmas time in Texas.
Christmas morning, you will hope
In your stocking, there's a new rope
Forget eggnog. Drink lite beer
As you wrastle your new steer
In your...Christmas time in Texas.

O The sun is shining bright.
Don't expect snowflakes tonight.
And if you hear in your chimney,
A man that is stuck.
Load up your shotgun. This stranger is Fu… in trouble.
During Christmas time in Texas.