Marry That Ghost, Girl!
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Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo Today of all days! This shit is the same every episode… Does Bryan actually say darling? Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now! A whack in the head helps her out every now and then The bullshit peddler herself LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments,...
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Take 'Em To The Liar's Den
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He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the PREP Don’t let her perceive you! That’s a lighting boner Nothing like making...
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Same Night Lay!
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Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off. Naptime blues Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate! Queefs! The Star Wars Edition! He’s got blow-nose on a conference call We’re thinking about merch (slay) Bryan is a fool...BYEEEEE! NOW GIT! The early days of TCB Adam The Liar! The old pick up artist community, you know! PUAs unite! The hazards of closing You! Got! Gamed! SAME NIGHT LAY An unexpected squirt! “Michael Anthony” Bryan it's John Anthony Lifestyle how dare...
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The Bloom Is ON The Rose! (w. Rosebud Baker)
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Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas. Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up comedian Bryan trying to slay the vocab game with “subversive” All the bad things happen at once SNL Sketches that never made it Having a dark sense of humor We love Rosebud!! Shoutout to Pam! Watch Rosebud's episode of Find her on and LINKS: Send...
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Mountain 'Gasms
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Git to gittin’ and git yerself a gasm! Bryan & Krissy are talking Smokey Robinson (not the bear), Mountain Monsters, and Onlyfans empowerment. Krissy had a stomach bug Barfin Piggyfronting sticker mishap Smokey Robinson’s “Gasms” It's all about the ‘gasm Finally! We said something funny! Mountain Monsters Go on and git!!!!! If you don't git it, Bryan, git out! THERE’S A MONSTER ON CAMERA It’s low budget, but we’ll take it They didn’t even get attacked That dang bell… Two “verginas” Bryan Green, A Total Perv And that’s on onlyfans empowerment! LINKS: Send us...
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Handy Me Down
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Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode. Bryan loves a British comedy But he doesn’t get the jokes The thousand pound sisters Bryan’s household is worse than he thinks He's having a come to jesus Astrid makes homemade pinatas?!?! Incredible The hypocrisy of it all Bryan’s phantom sperm syndrome Recommended EPMs POISON JIZZ Cum courier Bryan bought a pocket pussy And that's on being non returnable The world’s most horrifying hand me down Mountain Monsters! We’re goin’ to Tucky The closet in...
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More Pulp, More Poop
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Bryan & Krissy are actively alienating both Bryan and our audience by talking about...you guessed it...poop transplants. Co-Chiefs of Chuchas! The Three Kings Settlers of Catan & the miserable board game guy Bryan’s lawyer’s sex room Hillbilly Horror Stories Vitamins, supplements, and cleanses (it’s January…but we don’t buy it!) We <3 Pulp Bryan’s spreading misinformation again Steroids Bryan got a colonic? Just gonna leave some info from the Mayo Clinic A homemade fecal transplant?! Poopshakes This took a real turn… Can you treat mental illness with a fecal...
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Frickin' Frankie
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We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B! It’s Season 5!!!! Covid Christmas Castle Bryan’s having a midlife crisis I only take BitShit We love our listeners and appreciate you for sticking with us for so long Bryan got scabies once? Astrid knows best AS USUAL BROTHA To get women, you gotta *get* women There’s our Frankie! Ever heard of being genuine? Don't try to impress them I love frankie’s use of “frickin” He’s a “fluencer” How's your relationship with Christ? An upshot of Frankie’s balls to start the year 50 Shades of Gray for Bryan The...
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Gym Guys & Gym Sighs
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Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales. Last episode of Season 4! Bryan’s entire family got COVID He’s a frequent flier at the doctor’s office Overdramatic parents We blame gustavo! The old goose egg Dan Rather Who watches the nightly news? The streaming wars Apple tv is doing it right The jury, westworld, and SPACE! Get in the good car, kids! Bryan goes to the gym to watch his shows Bryan’s airpods got washed Bryan’s hip with his corded headphones The gym bros Let's sharpen up the gym etiquette in 2024 What are we...
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Hangin' Loose in Vegas
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We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, carplay torture, and a "porn again" preacher. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B.
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- Drake & Flacka?
- Astrid, hostage of TCB
- The monopolies!
- We like the thought of an island but not the reality
- Dehydrated meals
- Love Has Won cult
- Mother God and the many Father Gods
- DON’T DRINK COLLOIDAL SILVER
- Religious justification for cults
- Find a middle ground
- No silver & no kool-aid
- The lady who eats dirty diapers
- “Pocketbook”
- Auntie keisha is stealing our diapers
- She’s eating over 2.5 diapers a day
- The way the show keeps roasting her with the slow motion
LINKS:
- Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383
- Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail
- Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST
- Watch TCB on YouTube
- Creator: Bryan Green
- Co-Host: Bryan Green
- Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
- Written By: Bryan Green
- Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
- Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
- YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
- Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A.
- Executive Director: Astrid B.
- Associate Producer: Gustavo
- Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**