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Yes, Beltane was this week. Hush.

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Release Date: 05/04/2025

green leafy decoration
May your fires be roaring, your gardens be growing,
your table set with a feast, your lover at your side,
and your hearts be filled with joy and love!

 

So, it's May... which means it was just Beltane and we missed it. Meis culpis.

But we'll catch up in a couple weeks when we come back! We promise!

In the meantime, remember that Beltane is also May Day, and you know May is the horniest month of the year... as they told us in Camelot:

Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?
What sweet feelings does its scent transmute?
Whence this perfume floating ev'rywhere?
Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit!
(Tra la la la la!)

 

But Beltane is a lot more than schtuping.  We'll go deep on it next time. Ahem.

 

Blessed Beltane n stuff like that,
Pitney & Amelia