Shoo vs Shoe
Bitter Coffey
Kelly and Darek return to the mic to discuss Darek's juggling prowess and Kelly proves her talent for music trivia is fleeting at best. Darek offers a brief yet impactful grammar lesson and Kelly learns that it's difficult to sneeze without moving. Huge shout outs to Tim & Tanya for the studio swag, and belated HBD wishes to El Diablo and Colyer.
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Gird Your Sow Loins
Bitter Coffey
Back from their unplanned/sort of planned summer hiatus, Kelly and Darek are back in the studio, ripping through topics in their usual fashion. Kelly spends entirely too much time talking about basement insulation and Darek spends entirely too little time talking about watching 90's rap videos in his car.
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The (Almost) Lost Episode
Bitter Coffey
After a series of editing mishaps, this recording was accidentally deleted and eventually recovered. Kelly and Darek are going to avoid pushing their luck so we're going to just share this episode of Bitter Coffey right now before anything else happens to it.
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Tube Top Pop Part - Part Two?
Bitter Coffey
After nearly cutting off her finger with a lesbian pocketknife, Kelly and co-host Darek give shoutouts to new listeners, work through the joy(s) of hat-buying and hat-wearing, and read some AI-generated emails. The descerning listening will be able to hear the exact moment your hosts use the last of their mental and physical energy.
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The Palardy Diaries
Bitter Coffey
Michele from the Palardy Foundation sits in on the third mic, where Darek and Kelly flip through Michele's high school diaries. Kelly got trapped in her own belt several times last week without an escape technique, and Darek shares his frustrations working with a teenage salesperson at a car dealership. Butchcie and Maisel join the show, and tensions are high between Kelly and Alexa.
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Dr. Pepper, MD
Bitter Coffey
Darek and Kelly decide that drinking Zero Sugar Dr Pepper during an early morning recording session would be a great idea. Many listeners could easily argue to the contrary. Your hosts take a deep dive into Girl Scout cookies and donut-scented soap. Apologies in advance to Hannah for the DJ mixer birthday gift for DJ Gwenny!
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Glittery Fish Taco
Bitter Coffey
As Kelly's podcast editing skills continue to improve, so do Darek's novice DJ skills. Kelly and Darek offer many, many examples of their lack of connection to a younger generation, and give some Tik Tok creators the judgement they deserve. Yacht Rock is once again a popular topic. Welcome aboard.
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Back On Our Bullshit
Bitter Coffey
Podcasting jerks Darek and Kelly have returned from their extended hiatus and now that Kelly is living back in Vermont, these random recording sessions may become a bit less random and less echoey as their tech skills slowly return. Darek and Kelly are clunky, they are rusty, and they are back.
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A Pinot Grigio Kellanova in the Sky
Bitter Coffey
New year, same bunch of dorks. Kelly, Darek and Tim return to discuss a revolutionary new diet craze. Kelly introduces the show’s potential 4th co-host, Joyce, the ghost of her home’s previous owner, and the crew reveal the core motivation for returning to the microphone - ritualistic sports mascot sacrifice. Welcome to 2024!
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Soft Supple Kisses PARENS for Darek
Bitter Coffey
Kelly, Darek and Mitchel Thunderbutt (aka Tim Chang) are back after Darek finally faced his demons and figured how Descript, nee Squadcast, works. Tim shares his new passion project with his nephew, known as emoji-stories. Kelly ruminates about the horrors our driveway cameras capture, and unleashes the terror of 1970s Grimace upon her co-hosts and you, fair listeners. Creature conversations continue as our hosts go deep on canon Sesame Street characters and their applicability to socks and pitch a remake of St. Elmo’s Fire starring Elmo. A careful eye is lent to the lack of quality control...
info_outlineFriend, Chang Report host, and musician Tim Chang joins Kelly and Darek in the studio to wish longtime listeners Colyer and Kevin a happy birthday. This turned out to be a "high energy" episode that somehow covers topics from golf, faulty ignitions, 90s rooftop parties and Cookie Jarvis.