There's No Good Way to Bag a Cantaloupe
Bitter Coffey
Darek and Kelly are back in the studio after their summer hiatus! Please enjoy this mid-summer episode in which they discuss Jimothy, World Cup soccer (halftime shows), and the art of active napping.
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Stud Buds
Bitter Coffey
Michele joins Darek and Kelly in the studio for the first official "Talkin' Balls" segment. There is much robust debate over whether there are more doors or more wheels in the world while Butchie and Maisel run tight security in the BCP studio.
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Home Chickens
Bitter Coffey
In an earlier than usual recording time, Darek and Kelly tackle tough topics like global health crises, PO box eggs, and anniversary toilet seats. The bell is working overtime this week.
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No Piercing For You!
Bitter Coffey
Refreshed after a vacation in sunny Florida, Darek joins Kelly in the studio where they quickly realize they're both in a wonky mood and are fighting for their lives during this episode. Thank you to our pal Mel for the shout-out and to the new listeners. Welcome aboard!
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That Song With Lasers
Bitter Coffey
From astronauts circling the Moon to hobbies that promote joy and/or foot bruises, Darek and Kelly cover a wide range of topics of no particular importance. Rest assured, in the event of Kelly's untimely death, the podcast will likely continue with a new co-host. Sending big love to our friend Mel at @interstellar_mel for the TikTok shout-out.
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Big Box O'Hats
Bitter Coffey
Darek and Kelly share their excitement about an update on their show merch, which somehow led to a shorter show. Sorry and/or you're welcome. Kelly considers a new show segment and Darek reflects on missed marketing opportunities in corporate America.
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Big Floss Pockets
Bitter Coffey
Time, time, time...see what's become of us. Darek and Kelly accidentally focus on a theme/topic for this week's episode, and they both have a lot to say about the concept of time. And aging. And watches & clocks. Shout out to our new listeners and to Shondell, who now lives rent-free in Kelly's head.
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Olympic Fever
Bitter Coffey
Darek and Kelly discuss their love of the Olympics and have several recommendations on how to make it more entertaining for themselves and maybe other people, too. Kelly embraces THC and Darek shares his newfound fandom of Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso. Baby Jane Doe!
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We Are Like Us
Bitter Coffey
Back from their Dry January podcast hiatus, Kelly and Darek do their best to find the humor in a not-so-humorous world these days. When the day begins with a one-person hip hop kitchen dance party, things can only get better. Or worse. Your hosts briefly discuss the perils of social media and discuss their hobbies, one of which suprised Darek.
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Happy Holidays/Top of the Moccasin To You
Bitter Coffey
With Kelly and Darek filled with anxiety and Christmas cheer, 4 minutes of accidental copyright infringements set the proper for this episode. Not entirely sure your hosts are recording, they cover the usual holiday topics such as buying a tree, party-germ etiquette, and of course, George Michael. Happy Holidays from us to you!
info_outlineAfter a series of editing mishaps, this recording was accidentally deleted and eventually recovered. Kelly and Darek are going to avoid pushing their luck so we're going to just share this episode of Bitter Coffey right now before anything else happens to it.