Ep. 91 — 306 "Everybody Has A Plan 'Til They Get Punched In The Face" from Netflix's The Witcher
Release Date: 07/11/2024
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info_outlineLucie from London and Pauline from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 306 "Everybody Has A Plan 'Til They Get Punched In The Face". Very important bits include: loyalty and betrayal, notes on character motivations and direction, inevitable confrontations, and comparisons to Andrzej Sapkowski’s Thanedd Coup in ‘Time of Contempt’.
- [0:00] Cold Open
- [1:42] Introduction
- [3:18] Guest Introductions
- [8:30] Episode Recap
- [12:02] Overall Thoughts
- [23:49] Easter Eggs
- [25:32] Episode Themes
- [30:54] Power, Betrayal, Alliances, and Rivalries
- [34:37] Geralt, Ciri, and Yennefer
- [41:41] Cahir and Ciri
- [51:31] Comparisons to ‘Time of Contempt’
- [59:27] Final Thoughts
- [1:02:58] Outro
- [1:03:14] End Credits
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