JNISH Episode 26: Turning Japanese -- Alvin and the Chipmunks Cover
Release Date: 07/31/2019
Fosterian Bargain 05: Get Bent
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Season 2 drops the nuclear option early. Madame Foster manipulates Bloo into a night of debauchery, in which Bloo gives Mac drugs and the gang dragraces across town. When the hangover passes, she takes everyone bowling. Then Lauren Faust escapes from her cage and mauls us with the worst episode we've seen yet. And Herriman's secret side hustle is revealed...
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Fosterian Bargain 04: The Spectre Haunting Foster's (It's Dogs)
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If you were wondering what three Bloo-centric episodes would be like, seek therapy. Rob Falseson does his best to run into traffic, and an army of Blooregards storm the house, making slavery the only option. Later, Bloo Prime embraces villainy and builds a corporate empire on the backs of his friends. And Madame Foster cannot stop embezzling to save her life...
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Fosterian Bargain 03: Pain is Humor Leaving the Body
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Is torturing your characters for three episodes funny? This show dares to say yes, but the jury is out for everyone else. Bloo gains a stalker-killer as the rest of the house is too busy watching Hetero Hypnotoad, but he's too busy bullying his younger cousin and kidnapping mascots to care. Not even Wilt's good influence (and addiction to radio smut) is enough to redeem this carbo-loaded creature! And Terrance just eats a guy, no for real...
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Fosterian Bargain 02: Herriman's Home for Incarcerated Friends
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It is only the second episode, and the truly concerning stuff is out in full force!
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Fosterian Bargain 01: Getting Malled
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You thought they were dead, but imagine that, they're back! Connor and Agent Five break ground with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and boy do we start on a low note! The denizens of the home try to get out as early as they can, terrorizing a local mall in the process. Yet the greater horror is found within the house's walls, behind a vault so well-guarded, it wasn't even locked. And Coco makes a strong impression with her first of many Payday-style heists...
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One Pump Chumps: My Gym Partner Is A Monkey
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Our hosts step their toes into a series so malignant, they dare not give it more than one episode's thought. Dredging up some choice episodes from the world's most prolific buttocks-themed cartoon, they witness humanity's final whimper as a clerical error sends Adam Lyon to a nightmarish middle school full of semi-sapient zoo animals. Can the showrunners snatch boredom from the jaws of comedy, or will our heroes be torn apart like a cow-sized lump of cheese at Predator Training 101?
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JNISH Episode 32: They Won, We Lost
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For Jimmy's grand finale, the showrunners make it explicit that he and Timmy are unambiguously evil and the shows' antagonists. Bored of tormenting their regular enemies, they create a supervillain capable of feeling physical and emotional pain to beat up. The universes collapse into a singularity point, and it is only by the grace of one particular angel that the hosts survive this one. And Hugh delivers his final line ever, "let's kick him while he's down"...
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JNISH Episode 31: Beaver Boy Returns: The Squeakquel
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The results are in: Timmy's actually worse. Timmy causes an interdimensional incident because he is so repulsive that an entire dimension finds him unlovable. The boys both try to woo Cindy for their occult ritual dance, which she happily takes advantage of. Halfway through, the plot decides to begin, as Tim Curry heroically attempts to erase Retroville forever. And with Hugh MIA, Sheen becomes the most annoying fairy in existence...
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JNISH Episode 30: Personally, I Prefer DOTA
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Jimmy tosses us millions of years into the past, and we feel every second of it. Yolkus and friends, having nothing better to do, recreate the Junkman episode with even worse pacing than before. Sheen teaches some bad caricatures the true meaning of friendship, utilitarianism, then learns to fly I guess. Truth be told, the writers throw a lot at the wall for this finale, but absolutely nothing sticks. And Hugh attempts a scorched-earth maneuver against Retroville, just because he can...
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JNISH Episode 29: Jimmy's Endgame
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Were it not for Sheen's counsel, I would have glassed your entire planet. The universe begins unraveling as the final stages of Jimmy's plan come to fruition. He discovers an infinite energy source on Mars, and will go to any ends to seize it for himself. Meanwhile, the writers decide it's time for us to finally hate Libby. And Hugh foils Jimmy's coup against Retroville by enjoying a nice cup of decaf mind-control...
info_outlineThe search is over: we have found a good episode of Jimmy Neutron. Libby gets kidnapped by an shonen protagonist looking to master the ancient art of contorting oneself ghoulishly, and only Sheen and his incompetent dancing can save the day. Later, Jimmy's chihuahua complex leads him to snap, transforming the whole town into Stuart Littles. But when unexpected forces arrive, can Jimmy's greatest invention of slavery save the day? And Hugh exploits the situation to relish in his hideous fetishes once again...